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Evan "Tex" Western

@texwestern.bsky.social

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Pro: health physicist, managing editor of @acmepackingco.bsky.social, host of The Repack on @frozentundrapod.bsky.social, Packers/Badgers/Brewers/Blue Jackets/Brentford fan, cat dad Amateur: volleyballer, curler, D&Der, whisk(e)y aficionado

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Evan "Tex" Western @texwestern.bsky.social · Jun 11

I'm pretty irritated at Mike Judge. Idiocracy made me believe it would take 500 years for our society to devolve to this state, not 20.

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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 2h

A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke

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Evan "Tex" Western @texwestern.bsky.social · 2h

BEES ON PARADE

daveockop.bsky.social @daveockop.bsky.social · 2h

Yes Kelleher!

Evan "Tex" Western @texwestern.bsky.social · 3h

We had the buttfumble, now we finally have the buttinterception

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 3h

BOWLING GREEN INTERCEPTED IT OFF THE BUTT CHEEK (RESPECTFULLY)

THE BG BOOTY INT

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Evan "Tex" Western @texwestern.bsky.social · 3h

Why does Trevor, the largest Brewer, not simply EAT the other team?

Evan "Tex" Western @texwestern.bsky.social · 8h

Humpy and Dumpy both have great success
Humpy and Dumpy are in the ALCS

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Evan "Tex" Western @texwestern.bsky.social · 9h

It's one of the (many) reasons why Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is so satisfying right now!

Evan "Tex" Western @texwestern.bsky.social · 22h

Okay I thought I remembered us talking about it previously!

Evan "Tex" Western @texwestern.bsky.social · 22h

First time watching it?

Evan "Tex" Western @texwestern.bsky.social · 1d

Okay @nicktaylorb.bsky.social, you got a full belly laugh out of me with "will be wrapped in red tape and left there to die"

@theunpackpod.bsky.social #QuarterlyReviews

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Evan "Tex" Western @texwestern.bsky.social · 1d

I have a number of close friends who are Tigers fans, and we're all going through it right now

JR Radcliffe @jrradcliffe.bsky.social · 1d

This household has fans of the Tigers and Brewers in it. I am sure the vibes will be fine over the next 36 hours.

Evan "Tex" Western @texwestern.bsky.social · 1d

a woman talking to a man with the words who could 've predicted that below her

Alt: Alt: a woman talking to a man with the words "who could've predicted that" below her

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Evan "Tex" Western @texwestern.bsky.social · 1d

Especially you, orange dickwad

Evan "Tex" Western @texwestern.bsky.social · 1d

Dumbest part is that although the calls have been consistently terrible, they haven't even been impactful because our pitchers grooved a bunch down the middle