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Dani🖖There may be a frog in your bass guitar

@thatpandayouknow.bsky.social

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Cool people call me Dani, coz it's m'name. The kyriarchy is there to be spitroasted. #IDIC not just pretty words My voice without the lies, this is what it sounds like (Reject Omelas)

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Dani🖖There may be a frog in your bass guitar @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 9d

If you recognise what my halloween display name is from without looking it up, you win spoopy points :3

Dani🖖There may be a frog in your bass guitar @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 19h

Last Tuesday I rang the dentist. "I have a tooth infection, this can go badly fast" they told me to come in in a week. My infection is worse, I'm now throwing up, worsening my eye sight. Dentist goes "looks like an infection." Prescribed antibiotics. If they'd listened to me last week it'd be sorted

Dani🖖There may be a frog in your bass guitar @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 21h

I forgot Ian Watkins was killed. I never knew him but he went to my school so it still feels pretty surreal

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Hafsa Halawa @hafsahalawa.bsky.social · 1d

The only thing worth reading today as leaders gather in Sharm el Sheikh:

While the perpetrators of Gaza’s genocide pose as its saviours, survivors return home – to a wasteland - @nesrinemalik.bsky.social

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

While the perpetrators of Gaza’s genocide pose as its saviours, survivors return home – to a wasteland | Nesrine Malik

Western leaders attending the Sharm el-Sheikh summit have enabled and sponsored this slaughter. They are in no position to build a Palestinian future, says Guardian columnist Nesrine Malik

www.theguardian.com

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Dani🖖There may be a frog in your bass guitar @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 1d

Bible fanfic where Noah and his family encounter another family who thought to build a boat when it started raining. They exchange snacks and teach Noah about anal.

Dani🖖There may be a frog in your bass guitar @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 1d

Definitely the best hair, well noted, we can be friends

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BOOOOlioraptor, PhD (spooky version) @biblioraptorphd.bsky.social · 1d

Janet saying: Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place
because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.

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Dani🖖There may be a frog in your bass guitar @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 1d

I'm growing the beard back lol

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Dani🖖There may be a frog in your bass guitar @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 1d

Thank ye. I'm decent looking, I'm just extremely not smooth lol

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Dani🖖There may be a frog in your bass guitar @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 1d

Sadly, my level of wooability is a notch below Fester's :P

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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 1d

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?

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Dani🖖There may be a frog in your bass guitar @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 1d

"without penalty" my ass, that's gonna hurt people in their souls to have to do when they already had to fight to get the x marker

Dani🖖There may be a frog in your bass guitar @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 1d

Somewhere out there is a cop who has to live the rest of his life knowing he pepper sprayed a frog because he felt threatened

Dani🖖There may be a frog in your bass guitar @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 1d

Put them colours in my brainnnn!

Packwolf Lupestripe 🔜 Scotiacon @lupestripe.bsky.social · 5d

Deer projection on Berliner Dom

Dani🖖There may be a frog in your bass guitar @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 1d

shroomy goodness

Dani🖖There may be a frog in your bass guitar @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 1d

If you're the only one who turns up in costume, just do a bit of dancing and you'll be seen as a ballsy folk hero :) And if more costumed people arrive, you'll be seen as the inspiration!

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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 1d

Violent radical transgender leftists

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Dani🖖There may be a frog in your bass guitar @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 1d

What would be the response from the feds if someone farts on the president? I'd totally gaslight him into believing it was him who dealt it

Dani🖖There may be a frog in your bass guitar @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 1d

It would have to feature at least one "Quick, we must snog passionately so we're not recognised!" moment and all the awkwardness that would follow, just coz I think they're adorable when they're bashful about how so very badly they wanna make out for realsies xD

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Dani🖖There may be a frog in your bass guitar @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 1d

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Dani🖖There may be a frog in your bass guitar @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 1d

Hm. WHole family at gunpoint except the gran. Armed only with two silenced pistols and a knife, what could she poss... she's twatted him with a tray that rang for a bit, and kicked him in the balls. He screamed, alerting the entire place to her presence. Hollywood action isn't what it used to be :P

Dani🖖There may be a frog in your bass guitar @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 1d

Aye, but youtube at least lets you choose the song you wanna listen to even if you don't pay for it. Lately spotify only lets me pick the artist then it's a random playlist. I usually fancy a particular song. The premium costs way too much but you can manage without premium so it'll do

Dani🖖There may be a frog in your bass guitar @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 1d

But the ninja start had FIVE points on. It would literally be more impressive to NOT make it stick at that point :P In the UK it's illegal to have more than TWO points. When I was training, we just used heavy nails. Make one of those stick, then you get my kudos. Five point star, my ass.

Dani🖖There may be a frog in your bass guitar @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 1d

so this movie has introduced Julie Andrews and her ultratoff boyfriend who sounds like prince charles playing with the children. Dude just whipped out a ninja star and failed to make it stick. So the 12 year old had a go. Instant stick. Ooh, look how good this kid is! Guy's disarmingly incompetant!

Dani🖖There may be a frog in your bass guitar @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 1d

I wonder if EL James has learned what consent is yet, and if it changes how she feels about 50 shites of grey