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Cool people call me Dani, coz it's m'name.
The kyriarchy is there to be spitroasted.
#IDIC not just pretty words
My voice without the lies, this is what it sounds like
(Reject Omelas)
The kyriarchy is there to be spitroasted.
#IDIC not just pretty words
My voice without the lies, this is what it sounds like
(Reject Omelas)
"You don't owe it to your parents to be the child they wanted. You owe it to yourself to be who you are." - Steve Shives
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"You don't owe it to your parents to be the child they wanted. You owe it to yourself to be who you are." - Steve Shives
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🔥POWERFUL AD ABOUT ICE AGENTS: “What will you say when your kids ask you about your day? A mask can’t hide you from your neighbors, your family, God… you can walk away, but the shame will follow you home.”
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
🔥POWERFUL AD ABOUT ICE AGENTS: “What will you say when your kids ask you about your day? A mask can’t hide you from your neighbors, your family, God… you can walk away, but the shame will follow you home.”
adulthood
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
adulthood
I asked my brother to flatsit while I was out coz I was expecting a parcel. Good on him, he decided to do some cleaning for me.
Which is why I just found the salad roll that was on my desk ready for when I got home, on the floor under my chair. I just rolled it around, I'm lucky I didn't crush it
Which is why I just found the salad roll that was on my desk ready for when I got home, on the floor under my chair. I just rolled it around, I'm lucky I didn't crush it
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I asked my brother to flatsit while I was out coz I was expecting a parcel. Good on him, he decided to do some cleaning for me.
Which is why I just found the salad roll that was on my desk ready for when I got home, on the floor under my chair. I just rolled it around, I'm lucky I didn't crush it
Which is why I just found the salad roll that was on my desk ready for when I got home, on the floor under my chair. I just rolled it around, I'm lucky I didn't crush it
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John Oliver: [T]here was only one time in American history when the fear of refugees wiping everyone out did actually come true and we'll all be sitting around a table celebrating it on Thursday.
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
John Oliver: [T]here was only one time in American history when the fear of refugees wiping everyone out did actually come true and we'll all be sitting around a table celebrating it on Thursday.
Oh man I made the same mistake and didn't pack a bowl ready for when I got back from tai chi.Really fun clas tonight. We did it super slow, then I joked we should do it really fast, and the teacher went "sure why not" so put Rihanna on and we did it ten timse faster. Very fun! But fuck I hurt now
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Oh man I made the same mistake and didn't pack a bowl ready for when I got back from tai chi.Really fun clas tonight. We did it super slow, then I joked we should do it really fast, and the teacher went "sure why not" so put Rihanna on and we did it ten timse faster. Very fun! But fuck I hurt now
I get home from tai chi to see I have 28 notifications. Either I said something really popular or there's an absolute shitstorm waiting for me behind that bell :P
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get home from tai chi to see I have 28 notifications. Either I said something really popular or there's an absolute shitstorm waiting for me behind that bell :P
youtube deleted my comment accurately describing cult behaviour. I forget the internet is antitruth now.
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
youtube deleted my comment accurately describing cult behaviour. I forget the internet is antitruth now.
Leviticus 18 is the one translated to be about gayists because if they'd kept it about adultery they knew a lot of people would get in trouble. Leviticus 19 goes on to say no body modification or tattoos. Which was probably translated int he 19th century coz sailors, tats, stigma.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Leviticus 18 is the one translated to be about gayists because if they'd kept it about adultery they knew a lot of people would get in trouble. Leviticus 19 goes on to say no body modification or tattoos. Which was probably translated int he 19th century coz sailors, tats, stigma.
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I’m so jealous. Must be nice having a functional high court.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I’m so jealous. Must be nice having a functional high court.
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MAGA people are violent.
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
MAGA people are violent.
Happy Thursday
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Poetic Restitution – Alkimizta | Official Music Video | 2025 #nativeamerican #NativeRap
YouTube video by Indigenous Revolution
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November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Happy Thursday
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xIA...
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So the worst image of communism people like to share is starving people queuing all day for bread. That sucks. It's not a good way to live.
Capitalism still has people without food and brings out the worst in people.
People can't imagine another way of doing things
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_UG...
Capitalism still has people without food and brings out the worst in people.
People can't imagine another way of doing things
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_UG...
The Bear Cup Craze
YouTube video by Chad Chad
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November 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
So the worst image of communism people like to share is starving people queuing all day for bread. That sucks. It's not a good way to live.
Capitalism still has people without food and brings out the worst in people.
People can't imagine another way of doing things
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_UG...
Capitalism still has people without food and brings out the worst in people.
People can't imagine another way of doing things
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_UG...
That haunted waxwork nigel farage sent me a letter to beg me to vote for them. Has a little form asking how I voted last year and how I'll vote this year, and what matters to me in a checklist. Cost of living? That's unfettered capitalism, reform's not gonna do shit about that.
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
That haunted waxwork nigel farage sent me a letter to beg me to vote for them. Has a little form asking how I voted last year and how I'll vote this year, and what matters to me in a checklist. Cost of living? That's unfettered capitalism, reform's not gonna do shit about that.
Thinking of how Darth Vader did that badass villain line "I am altering the deal - pray I do not change it further" and how that's pretty much Donald Trump's whole MO, the "fuck procedure I'm changing shit" approach. It's a lot less of a badass line in real life
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Thinking of how Darth Vader did that badass villain line "I am altering the deal - pray I do not change it further" and how that's pretty much Donald Trump's whole MO, the "fuck procedure I'm changing shit" approach. It's a lot less of a badass line in real life
I say it broosh-etta, but I draw out the eeeetta, like Holt's husband pronounced vendeeetta on brooklyn 99, just to make everyone really happy and comfortable xD
do you say “bruschetta” like a normal person or are you an asshole?
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I say it broosh-etta, but I draw out the eeeetta, like Holt's husband pronounced vendeeetta on brooklyn 99, just to make everyone really happy and comfortable xD
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No he fucking didn’t
June 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
No he fucking didn’t
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tfw u need seven samurai
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
tfw u need seven samurai
A genre of movie reaction I really enjoy is non-martial artists watch martial arts movies. It's really fun to see people who don't watch kung fu movies regularly react to the conventions of the genre and reminds me why I got into martial arts as a kid, it's a joyous thing
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
A genre of movie reaction I really enjoy is non-martial artists watch martial arts movies. It's really fun to see people who don't watch kung fu movies regularly react to the conventions of the genre and reminds me why I got into martial arts as a kid, it's a joyous thing
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“I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations” is a fucking anti capitalist war cry holy shit
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations” is a fucking anti capitalist war cry holy shit
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
What would happen if the next president, a year into their term, came out as trans? Obviously fox news would spontaneously combust, but how would people react? See that they were a solid president for a year? Or more likely bomb the white house, probably
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
What would happen if the next president, a year into their term, came out as trans? Obviously fox news would spontaneously combust, but how would people react? See that they were a solid president for a year? Or more likely bomb the white house, probably
