Smedley Hunkerbunker
@joaquindead.bsky.social
Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, liberal, sober, unofficially spectrumy. Mayonnaise is worse than murder. Miss me with your OnlyFans. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. DMs only with those I know IRL.
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When I worked at San Quentin, this was my computer wallpaper. It was popular with some of the inmates.
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
When I worked at San Quentin, this was my computer wallpaper. It was popular with some of the inmates.
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Fun that that this country is burning down because a handful of emotionally stunted dudes were furious they can’t get laid without living up to the low bar standard of “don’t be a fucking weirdo”
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Fun that that this country is burning down because a handful of emotionally stunted dudes were furious they can’t get laid without living up to the low bar standard of “don’t be a fucking weirdo”
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Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
Ah said gawdamn
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Ah said gawdamn
Not only that: it is the best Batman
movie.
Stop. I don’t want to hear it. I’m right. That is all.
movie.
Stop. I don’t want to hear it. I’m right. That is all.
December 7, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Not only that: it is the best Batman
movie.
Stop. I don’t want to hear it. I’m right. That is all.
movie.
Stop. I don’t want to hear it. I’m right. That is all.
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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Sorry for not mentioning earlier: miss me with this shit please
December 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Sorry for not mentioning earlier: miss me with this shit please
Not all heroes throw crepes.
December 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Not all heroes throw crepes.
This is Howie Dewitt.
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This is Howie Dewitt.
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everyone who's been pushing this asshole as a serious presidential candidate please go stick your heads in the nearest toilet and flush
Culturally normal is a dog whistle.
Gavin Newsom Urges Democrats to Be ‘More Culturally Normal’
YouTube video by The New York Times
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
everyone who's been pushing this asshole as a serious presidential candidate please go stick your heads in the nearest toilet and flush
Wei wu wei all the way, eh
Why do you think you have to accomplish something?
If the urge for the accomplishment doesn't come from an inner need or desire, you're only forcing yourself.
Hey, freeing yourself from having to accomplish * is * an accomplishment and will make you more radiant and make you spread more happiness.
If the urge for the accomplishment doesn't come from an inner need or desire, you're only forcing yourself.
Hey, freeing yourself from having to accomplish * is * an accomplishment and will make you more radiant and make you spread more happiness.
December 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Wei wu wei all the way, eh
Do you want to see our new baby yes you do he is the goodest boy he is the size and weight and softness of a dandelion puff but with sharp bits and his name is Howie Dewitt
December 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Do you want to see our new baby yes you do he is the goodest boy he is the size and weight and softness of a dandelion puff but with sharp bits and his name is Howie Dewitt
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Some of those who worked forces
Will be thanked for their service.
Will be thanked for their service.
February 21, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Some of those who worked forces
Will be thanked for their service.
Will be thanked for their service.
No kings but King Ludd
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
No kings but King Ludd
Joke from a student: What’s the term for when someone kills a friend?
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Joke from a student: What’s the term for when someone kills a friend?
Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.
What I remember is the thrill of making the mixtape. I have impostor syndrome about all kinds of things, but I’m convinced that I made the best mixtapes ever.
I know I'm showing my whole age here but remember that thrill of getting a mixtape from someone? A mix of music that they made just for you?
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 AM
What I remember is the thrill of making the mixtape. I have impostor syndrome about all kinds of things, but I’m convinced that I made the best mixtapes ever.
ME: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming round
STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
ME: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming round
Love this album to bits except WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS UP with “Run For Your Life”. It’s only love, the word is love, son des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, and then Lennon goes “by the way bitch I will FUCKING KILL YOU”
I'd argue that its 1965 release changed Rock and Roll for the better. It kicked open the doors and broke all the windows. Fiat sonus! Fiat musica! link.deezer.com/s/31N0B0eAqy...
Rubber Soul (Remastered 2009)
The Beatles - album - 1965 - 14 songs
link.deezer.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Love this album to bits except WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS UP with “Run For Your Life”. It’s only love, the word is love, son des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, and then Lennon goes “by the way bitch I will FUCKING KILL YOU”
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Most people think when the world gets itself together, we'll all be okay. I don't see that situation arriving. I think one by one, we all free ourselves from the chains we have chained ourselves to. - George Harrison
Pic of the day
#photography
Pic of the day
#photography
December 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Most people think when the world gets itself together, we'll all be okay. I don't see that situation arriving. I think one by one, we all free ourselves from the chains we have chained ourselves to. - George Harrison
Pic of the day
#photography
Pic of the day
#photography
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
Wow. No.
I narrowly survived a suicide attempt in 1993, long before Chat GPT was a thing, so yes, people will indeed find a way to check out if they are determined. That absolutely does not mean that encouraging them is OK.
“People are gonna drink and drive, might as well legalize it”
I narrowly survived a suicide attempt in 1993, long before Chat GPT was a thing, so yes, people will indeed find a way to check out if they are determined. That absolutely does not mean that encouraging them is OK.
“People are gonna drink and drive, might as well legalize it”
December 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Wow. No.
I narrowly survived a suicide attempt in 1993, long before Chat GPT was a thing, so yes, people will indeed find a way to check out if they are determined. That absolutely does not mean that encouraging them is OK.
“People are gonna drink and drive, might as well legalize it”
I narrowly survived a suicide attempt in 1993, long before Chat GPT was a thing, so yes, people will indeed find a way to check out if they are determined. That absolutely does not mean that encouraging them is OK.
“People are gonna drink and drive, might as well legalize it”
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