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Deadly Hunkerbunker

@joaquindead.bsky.social

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Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, liberal, sober, unofficially spectrumy. Mayonnaise is worse than murder. Miss me with your OnlyFans. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. DMs only with those I know IRL.

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 10d

With a knick-knack, paddywhack, eat a bag of dicks
Let’s snort coke with Stevie Nicks

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · Jan 4

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Yeah, that works.

Five illustrations of bees, one of whom is carrying away a melancholy White lady in a flowing dress. She is saying “take me to bee town, Thomas.” Other text includes: Humans have failed / I serve the bees now / It is we who have done the bumbling.

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 16h

You piss off John Steinbeck, this is what you get

horrorposterguy1.bsky.social @horrorposterguy1.bsky.social · 1d

Grapes of Death. 1978. Local wine turns French folk to fiends. Jean Rollin waives his ethereal style for a gorgeously rustic tale of vinophile violence. Delicious.
#horrorcommunity #horrorfamily #film #horrormovie #horrorfilm #horroraddict #classichorror #horrorfan #jeanrollin #mutantfam #horrorfam

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 16h

So you met your…

Auterloo?

I’ll see myself out.

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 16h

Cartoon: two women are in a museum looking at paintings. One says, “It’s all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care.”

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · Feb 22

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 22h

I do a thing in my theater arts class where everyone gets to choose a “drama name” if they want. Some do, some don’t; some stick with one drama name, some change it up. Either way, as soon as they let me know their preference I immediately and consistently refer to them by that name.

Kathleen Cottontail 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🖖🏻🐰 @kathleengmaz.bsky.social · 1d

It works for us old folks too! 😄

The background is a transgender flag.
"Using a child's chosen name and pronouns drastically improves their mental health."

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 6d

I wrote about why the regrettable conclusions of Ezra Klein pissed me off so badly in the last couple weeks.

On moral cowardice in an era that calls for clarity, and a popular political instinct to try to solve divisions of abuse by ignoring causes. www.the-reframe.com/eventually-y...

Eventually You're Going to Have to Stand for Something

On accepting the fascist offer and being better than Ezra.

www.the-reframe.com

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 1d

I don't think for me it is so much "criticism" as "if you were a comic I still listened to before you went this thing, that's not what you are anymore, so long and thanks but no thanks."

There are plenty of other funny people out there to listen to.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

I have been criticised for being part of the Riyadh comedy festival. This is why I did it | Omid Djalili

The headlines focus on money, but the gigs were great and I think there are different ways to achieve progress. Art, especially comedy, can be part of that, says stand-up comedian, Omid Djalili.

www.theguardian.com

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 23h

Imagine someone in 1996 trying to parse that sentence.

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 23h

That prize has been a joke ever since they gave it to Kissinger. Dude was a notorious bogart

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 23h

I’d call that more of a chef’s slap in the face/knee in the nuts combo

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Maralyn Maralyn @maralynmaralyn.bsky.social · 1d

Yet another reason not to use Amazon, subscribed Washington Post, use Kindle, or shop at Whole Foods.

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 23h

To be fair, they gave him the prize before that innovation (and basically before he did anything other than get elected). Also, the NPP had already been rendered meaningless when they gave it to Kissinger.

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 23h

I am Frogacus!

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 23h

#WarRavagedPortland 🐸

@oregonian.com
www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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Mjkwho @mjkwho.bsky.social · 23h

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 23h

Photo of a sign that reads “THE MOON PLAZA”

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 23h

To clarify, I’m saying “most definitely”, not saying that I am or was ever addicted to the actor/rapper Mos Def, though I do enjoy his work.

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 23h

Mos def.

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1d

Sure.

I like:
- wordplay
- salad
- cats
- Spindrift
- sex
- improv
- vulnerability
- dilapidation
- panache
- peace and quiet
- perceptive kids
- dark chocolate
- lucid dreams
- herbs and spices
- black lipstick

Thomas's Spooky Skeets @thomasskeets.bsky.social · 2d

Promosky, just to test the waters.

I like:

- Video games
- Anime and manga
- Books
- Computers (especially using them)
- Nature and walking in it
- Chilling out 😎

Likes and reposts appreciated. And also notifications for my posts turned on. 😁

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1d

This time the gang has to heist an original script out of the WGA vault

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Chevron @lachevron.bsky.social · 1d

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

i’ll never get over this

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1d

Kinda figured you’d have something to say about it

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