Smedley Hunkerbunker
@joaquindead.bsky.social
Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, liberal, sober, unofficially spectrumy. Mayonnaise is worse than murder. Miss me with your OnlyFans. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. DMs only with those I know IRL.
Pinned
beans in the crap
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Stephen Miller and RFK Jr.
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Stephen Miller and RFK Jr.
My high school friends and I got our hands on a stack of 45 rpms of Debbie Gibson’s “Out of the Blue” and we had a sleepover one night out in my barn and we nailed them to the floor and played frisbee. Good times.
A friend texted me to tell me Debbie Gibson was on the Macy's thing & it reminded me of a hard-core punk rock dude I knew in the 90s who had posters of her from the 80s plastered all over his bedroom.
Obsessed.
Obsessed.
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My high school friends and I got our hands on a stack of 45 rpms of Debbie Gibson’s “Out of the Blue” and we had a sleepover one night out in my barn and we nailed them to the floor and played frisbee. Good times.
chat why is my discover feed suddenly (toe)jampacked full of foot fetishists
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
chat why is my discover feed suddenly (toe)jampacked full of foot fetishists
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This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
Reach out your hand if your cup is empty. If your cup is full, may it be again.
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Reach out your hand if your cup is empty. If your cup is full, may it be again.
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This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
Thanksgiving has a problematic history, like most things do. Being aware of history and supporting indigenous people is important. None of that is incompatible with celebrating the holiday in its present incarnation, with gratitude.
Thanksgiving is problematic. Giving thanks is not. As someone who wants to remember the attempted genocide of indigenous people but also likes a reminder to practice gratitude, I like to use Indigenous People's Month to support (and be grateful for) indigenous creators. A partial list! /1
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Thanksgiving has a problematic history, like most things do. Being aware of history and supporting indigenous people is important. None of that is incompatible with celebrating the holiday in its present incarnation, with gratitude.
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
This… is actually how I want to go.
This… is actually how I want to go.
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
This… is actually how I want to go.
This… is actually how I want to go.
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November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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We're allowed one political statement each this Thanksgiving. I'm going to say "Country Crock? yeah this country is a crock"
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
We're allowed one political statement each this Thanksgiving. I'm going to say "Country Crock? yeah this country is a crock"
I’m crying, you’re crying, the banister’s crying
![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I’m crying, you’re crying, the banister’s crying
too hard push button for think
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
too hard push button for think
Me, a 51-year-old man: Damn, Mark Hamill is looking haggard af
Me, glancing at the mirror: JESUS HOLY FUCK
Me, glancing at the mirror: JESUS HOLY FUCK
Mabel insisted on sitting with me when I got my haircut which hasn't happened since my grandma did the same thing when I was in kindergarten.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Me, a 51-year-old man: Damn, Mark Hamill is looking haggard af
Me, glancing at the mirror: JESUS HOLY FUCK
Me, glancing at the mirror: JESUS HOLY FUCK
Because debate = “we’re not taking sides” = marketable democracy
I don’t understand why Weiss thinks the desired outcome of CBS News coverage is debate.
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Because debate = “we’re not taking sides” = marketable democracy
Donations… required?
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Donations… required?
tfw you’re going through your music library for the first time in years and find Raffi sandwiched between Radiohead and Rancid, and feel overcome by the sudden awareness of the passage of time
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
tfw you’re going through your music library for the first time in years and find Raffi sandwiched between Radiohead and Rancid, and feel overcome by the sudden awareness of the passage of time
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
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No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.
I’ll see your turlet and raise you a Turley
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I’ll see your turlet and raise you a Turley
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Trump wrongly indicted me. I’ll rightly impeach him.
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Trump wrongly indicted me. I’ll rightly impeach him.
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
What’s gonna set you free?
Look inside and you’ll see.
Look inside and you’ll see.
Beastie Boys - Gratitude
YouTube video by BeastieBoysVEVO
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November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
What’s gonna set you free?
Look inside and you’ll see.
Look inside and you’ll see.
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May I introduce you to Unionion?
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
May I introduce you to Unionion?