Smedley Hunkerbunker
@joaquindead.bsky.social
Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, liberal, sober, unofficially spectrumy. Mayonnaise is worse than murder. Miss me with your OnlyFans. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. DMs only with those I know IRL.
When I worked at San Quentin, this was my computer wallpaper. It was popular with some of the inmates.
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
When I worked at San Quentin, this was my computer wallpaper. It was popular with some of the inmates.
Here’s my left wrist, a present to myself at 6 months. That was three years and 24 days ago. I’m secretary now at the first meeting I ever went to, and today a dude showed up on his first day. Brought back some sharp memories. And gratitude.
December 7, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Here’s my left wrist, a present to myself at 6 months. That was three years and 24 days ago. I’m secretary now at the first meeting I ever went to, and today a dude showed up on his first day. Brought back some sharp memories. And gratitude.
Not all heroes throw crepes.
December 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Not all heroes throw crepes.
This is Howie Dewitt.
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This is Howie Dewitt.
Do you want to see our new baby yes you do he is the goodest boy he is the size and weight and softness of a dandelion puff but with sharp bits and his name is Howie Dewitt
December 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Do you want to see our new baby yes you do he is the goodest boy he is the size and weight and softness of a dandelion puff but with sharp bits and his name is Howie Dewitt
Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
I just did too. Here’s the post.
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I just did too. Here’s the post.
Tell me all your thoughts on dog, ‘cause I’d really like to meet her.
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Tell me all your thoughts on dog, ‘cause I’d really like to meet her.
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
This… is actually how I want to go.
This… is actually how I want to go.
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
This… is actually how I want to go.
This… is actually how I want to go.
Donations… required?
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Donations… required?
Dollar Tree knockoff brands: for when you care enough to give the very least.
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Dollar Tree knockoff brands: for when you care enough to give the very least.
I scream, I yell,
I bark, I bite,
I’ll hit you with an egg
On a hot summer night
I never let the cops get wind of me
And I never ever ever say die
I never take myself too seriously
Cause everybody know
Fat birds don’t fly
I bark, I bite,
I’ll hit you with an egg
On a hot summer night
I never let the cops get wind of me
And I never ever ever say die
I never take myself too seriously
Cause everybody know
Fat birds don’t fly
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I scream, I yell,
I bark, I bite,
I’ll hit you with an egg
On a hot summer night
I never let the cops get wind of me
And I never ever ever say die
I never take myself too seriously
Cause everybody know
Fat birds don’t fly
I bark, I bite,
I’ll hit you with an egg
On a hot summer night
I never let the cops get wind of me
And I never ever ever say die
I never take myself too seriously
Cause everybody know
Fat birds don’t fly
Clouds are pretty great sometimes.
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Clouds are pretty great sometimes.
I cannot adequately stress how much I am not going to listen to this.
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I cannot adequately stress how much I am not going to listen to this.
I’llbe in my bunk
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I’llbe in my bunk
I need to talk to whoever compiled this anthology of scripts for middle school theater classes.
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I need to talk to whoever compiled this anthology of scripts for middle school theater classes.