Smedley Hunkerbunker
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Smedley Hunkerbunker
@joaquindead.bsky.social
Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, liberal, sober, unofficially spectrumy. Mayonnaise is worse than murder. Miss me with your OnlyFans. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. DMs only with those I know IRL.
Yeah I know, DeVito can get it
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Waaaaaay too much sushi has mayo in it. Any time crab is mentioned, mayo is implied. Japanese folks love their mayo. About the only thing you can count on to be mayo-free, aside from nigiri, is unagi rolls.
December 7, 2025 at 7:48 AM
My wife claims this is AI and it is very important to me that she be wrong so please prove it is real, where did you get it, I need sources
December 7, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Early supporter of marriage equality and cannabis legalization. Tried to repeal the death penalty and when that failed, put a moratorium on it. Turned San Quentin’s death row to a rehab facility. More recently, Prop 50 (countermeasure to Texas gerrymandering).
December 7, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Here’s my left wrist, a present to myself at 6 months. That was three years and 24 days ago. I’m secretary now at the first meeting I ever went to, and today a dude showed up on his first day. Brought back some sharp memories. And gratitude.
December 7, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Reposted by Smedley Hunkerbunker
Sorry for not mentioning earlier: miss me with this shit please
December 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
strap-on for the soul
December 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
He’s a mixed bag of pretty good and shitty garbage. Basically the second coming of Bubba. We can and must do so much better.
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
chicken jockey for the soul
December 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
December 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM