Dolphin Pilot
@theamitie.bsky.social
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Social worker, jew, dad, dodger fan, he/him, תֹ֨ה֯וּ֙ וָבֹ֔הוּ
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theamitie.bsky.social
Eh it’s the blue jays, they haven’t even been to a World Series since 93! But they’d be my least favorite left
theamitie.bsky.social
Happy for the brewers; will be happy for them if they beat the dodgers. Any of the four teams left is good by me
theamitie.bsky.social
I think this one’s just true
theamitie.bsky.social
Why does the cubs pitcher have a bunch of steel wool strapped to his face
theamitie.bsky.social
Tasha just asked me who front row Amy is
theamitie.bsky.social
Wait hold on. Play the music. Turn off the lights. … what if we’re just dancing in the dark
ericstephen.bsky.social
just doodling a shape over and over again, then has an epiphany when it looks like a specific state
theamitie.bsky.social
That’s how you know it’s good
theamitie.bsky.social
Oh damn the Springsteen movie has him writing “DOUBLE ALBUM??” In a spiral notebook
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grantbrisbee.bsky.social
when you check on your client's 401(k) and everything is on track and also you've hit a go-ahead home run.
Andrew Vaughn, looking less like a baseball player and more like a friendly neighbor than anyone in recent memory.
theamitie.bsky.social
Andrew Vaughn going from the worst team in baseball to maybe the best the next year is gonna make for an interesting trivia bit at a later time
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imnotahrhitter.bsky.social
Waiting all day for sushi night
theamitie.bsky.social
It’s sushi night in America
A plate of delicious sushi
theamitie.bsky.social
I think maybe Drew Pomeranz isn’t the guy you want pitching this gsme
theamitie.bsky.social
Well, that’s one way to start a winner takes all game
theamitie.bsky.social
BG and her friends are crying at each other while lil man just walks around a bunch of yoga mats eating orange slices minding his own business
theamitie.bsky.social
Kids just slammed my head in the door, which isn’t helping the whole post concussion thing