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Thea✨🌙 @theaologies.bsky.social · 39m

I should’ve been allowed to vote in the New York mayoral race because I’m cool and sexy and have the vibes for it

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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 14h

Breaking: Ghazala Hashmi wins Virginia Lieutenant Governor race, flipping the seat from red to blue.

(Source: @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social)

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year40yap✨ @jazmineduke.bsky.social · 11h

Big day for people who care about other people

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Thea✨🌙 @theaologies.bsky.social · 10h

Millennial mayor of New York City is so craaaaaazy millennials rise up…….

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 13h

[Exit Clown.]

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Thea✨🌙 @theaologies.bsky.social · 10h

Me putting a power point together for my bosses on why they should move the business to New York, actually

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Andrew Ihla @andrewihla.bsky.social · 12h

[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice

Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 12h

ALL RIGHT AP JUST CALLED IT WITH 69% OF THE VOTE HA HA HA HA

Screen grab from the NYT saying

WINNER
Zohran Mamdani, a Democrat, wins the New York City mayoral race.
Race called by The Associated Press
Latest results from 1m ago
69% of votes in

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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 12h

A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM

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Chris Morran @themorrancave.bsky.social · 19h

What happens when you distill 2025 into a single social media post?

This.

This is what you get.

X Post by Michael Adams, Kentucky Secretary of State:

"We’re getting calls about polls being closed. They are closed because we do not have elections today. Kentucky votes next year. You cannot vote today in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City or the Governor of Virginia. Sorry."

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Dave Scheidt @davescheidt.com · 13h

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Thea✨🌙 @theaologies.bsky.social · 13h

The sticker is??? Velvet??

Thea✨🌙 @theaologies.bsky.social · 13h

Bro the interior art for the chamber version of the Everybody Scream vinyls

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Thea✨🌙 @theaologies.bsky.social · 17h

I know I’m in Florida but I should also be allowed to vote for Mamdani

Thea✨🌙 @theaologies.bsky.social · 22h

Love being on my period. Like my cramps aren’t THAT bad but am I going to throw up anyway? We’ll see I guess

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 1d

Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney

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Thea✨🌙 @theaologies.bsky.social · 1d

Getting diagnosed with Eds took way too long considering I wouldn’t stop walking around with my feet turned backwards as a kid even though everyone hated that

Thea✨🌙 @theaologies.bsky.social · 1d

My mom swears my eds has to have come from my dad’s side but my mom’s side is definitely hypermobile. I just got the worse flavor of it

Thea✨🌙 @theaologies.bsky.social · 1d

I love it when I tell my mom about an eds thing and she goes that’s normal and I go it isnt.

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Thea✨🌙 @theaologies.bsky.social · 1d

Callie was loafed in my driveway when I got home and wouldn’t even move for my car. Very “where’s my DINNER” energy. Girl sorry

Thea✨🌙 @theaologies.bsky.social · 1d

Cats don’t understand time changes

Thea✨🌙 @theaologies.bsky.social · 1d

Yes pleeeeeeeaaaaaaase let me sell our wares at the renfaireeeeeeee

Thea✨🌙 @theaologies.bsky.social · 2d

Me CRYING in my car on the way home from the renfaire to The Old Religion

Thea✨🌙 @theaologies.bsky.social · 2d

Person in the car next to me has blue exorcist AND ACOTAR a bumper stickers????

Thea✨🌙 @theaologies.bsky.social · 2d

Fucking dusty