The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️
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Parody Journalist. Lefty Pacifist. Enormous Pianist 🎹 https://twitter.com/TheAstuteGaloot?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor https://www.tiktok.com/@the.astute.galoot?_t=ZT-8vLxR0OfTLe&_r=1
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theastutegaloot.bsky.social
That’s “placenta” talkin’ now, RFK Jr. 🙄
atrupar.com
RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."
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dockellis10.bsky.social
I bet this guy has eaten placenta, TBH.
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IT’S. THE. GUNS. AMERICA. 🩸🇺🇸
chadbourn.bsky.social
Four dead, 12 injured after a mass shooting in Leland, Mississippi, following a homecoming football game. (NYP)
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ashtonpittman.bsky.social
Four died in a mass shooting at a homecoming game in the hometown of Kermit the frog in Leland, Mississippi, last night.

Two others died in a shooting at Heidelberg's homecoming Friday night.

Another Mississippi campus saw a shooting last night in Rolling Fork. Unclear if there were casualties.
Six Dead, At Least 12 Injured in Three Mississippi Shootings
Six people are confirmed dead and at least 12 others injured in three separate shootings in Mississippi on the night of Friday, Oct. 10.
www.mississippifreepress.org
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ashtonpittman.bsky.social
ICE left David, a 17-year-old boy, stranded on the side of Interstate 20 after pulling over his immigrant father, Hector, in Mississippi.

David began running in the scorching sun after the car and watched as it disappeared from sight—soon headed to a Louisiana ICE prison.

Here's their story.
ICE Stranded a 17-Year-Old on I-20 After Arresting His Father. The Mississippi Dad Now Faces Deportation.
A 17-year-old watched as ICE arrested his immigrant father, Hector, on I-20 in June. The family faces mounting legal fees and the risk of deportation.
www.mississippifreepress.org
theastutegaloot.bsky.social
IT’S. THE. GUNS. AMERICA. 🩸🇺🇸
chadbourn.bsky.social
Four dead, 12 injured after a mass shooting in Leland, Mississippi, following a homecoming football game. (NYP)
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chadbourn.bsky.social
Four dead, 12 injured after a mass shooting in Leland, Mississippi, following a homecoming football game. (NYP)
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Should the New York Times be sold to Pennysaver and its editors sent to work in Amazon warehouses? It depends on who you ask.
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rapbastardz.bsky.social
Skipping down the road, enjoying his morning.
Coyote skipping down a suburban sidewalk, smile on his face, not a care in the world.
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hillarymonahan.bsky.social
If Kid Rock keeps talking, every vagina in America will zip itself closed.
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hillarymonahan.bsky.social
Sorry, fellas. He Bawitdaba'd all the pussy away.
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hillarymonahan.bsky.social
If you had to embody meth into a person, it'd be Kid Rock.

If you put a normal trailer park dude into the microwave on high for two minutes, then sun bleached it, that's Kid Rock.
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hillarymonahan.bsky.social
He's got pictures of kids from 2006 that he's pretty sure are his, but fuck if he can remember their names, birthdays, or when he was supposed to pay child support.
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hillarymonahan.bsky.social
He has an American Eagle tattooed on him that's lost so much ink over the years, it's now a dead parakeet.
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hillarymonahan.bsky.social
He has a rebel flag but he spells confederacy with three d's.

His teeth write love letters to the ones that fell out because he kept getting punched in the face.
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hillarymonahan.bsky.social
Kid Rock is to rap what raisins are to potato salad.

Crisco shows up at his family reunions because grease knows grease.
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