Charlie
@thebathyears.bsky.social
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Chicago-based gaywright
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Curious about my playwriting? Check out

REKIDK, a short multimedia cringe
youtu.be/rh7Qmx2d7Pk

*THE SWITCH, an adaptation of Freaky Friday (contains graphic sexual violence)
freshfruitfest.podbean.com/e/the-switch...

*HUMILIATION PLAY, a play about kink
t.co/bBwlOqPFwG

*For adult audiences only
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davidalexander.bsky.social
not if we destroy them first

remember kids, when eating the ruling class during a revolution, make sure you dress them with plenty of salt and acid to cut the richness
thebathyears.bsky.social
the arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards racist motherfuckers destroying everything
thebathyears.bsky.social
the arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards racist motherfuckers destroying everything
thebathyears.bsky.social
this game is bird on bird violence
thebathyears.bsky.social
WHO?
Director: Patrick Starner
Cast: Arlo Schneider, Faiz Siddique, Adriel Irizarry, and Ari Meixner

WHEN?
Friday, Sept. 19th at 7:30 PM
Saturday, Sept. 20th at 7:30 PM

WHERE?
The Den Theatre (1331 N Milwaukee Ave)

HOW?
Reverse a free ticket here:
www.refractedco.com/shortlist
The Shortlist | Refracted Theatre Company
A Refracted Festival
www.refractedco.com
thebathyears.bsky.social
My play Basically Children is having a reading with Refracted Theatre Co in Chicago next weekend. (Also next weekend, my brother's getting married, so I'll be there instead.) BUT - if you want to check out a play about Gen Z queer politics, age gap relationships, and amateur pedophile hunters...
thebathyears.bsky.social
So I lost my friend group’s Drag Race betting pool… #rupaulsdragrace #rpdr #phiphiohara #sharonneedles #lostabet #lipsync
thebathyears.bsky.social
THIS TRIP, a short monologue
www.instagram.com/tv/B928sTEpJ...

A DATE, a song adapted from 50 First Dates (music by Helen Park)
youtu.be/aYiGznT_31M

BASICALLY CHILDREN, my MFA thesis
t.co/L7PioCu83N

And, if you have an NPX account, check out my other scripts at
newplayexchange.org/users/12887/...
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zackbornstein.bsky.social
sorry took me so long to respond, your text hung over me like a guillotine, growing like a tumor inside my messages, until the guilt became so unbearable i simply had to respond if only to relieve myself of the prison of your text, so yeah what’s up, how u doing?
thebathyears.bsky.social
to lead a healthy life you must keep the four humors in balance (alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, cannabis)
thebathyears.bsky.social
Curious about my playwriting? Check out

REKIDK, a short multimedia cringe
youtu.be/rh7Qmx2d7Pk

*THE SWITCH, an adaptation of Freaky Friday (contains graphic sexual violence)
freshfruitfest.podbean.com/e/the-switch...

*HUMILIATION PLAY, a play about kink
t.co/bBwlOqPFwG

*For adult audiences only
thebathyears.bsky.social
a group chat is like the sun! i will not look at it
thebathyears.bsky.social
(probably ban truvada)
thebathyears.bsky.social
what are they gonna do when there are no more poppers but there is still AIDS
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
My favorite thing about Elon Musk is that he proves money can't buy happiness. Or class, intelligence, friendship, love, purpose, grace, a sense of humor, a clue, taste, likability, expertise, empathy, enlightenment, compassion, respect, morals or whatever is the opposite of profound creepiness
thebathyears.bsky.social
i have a bong where when you take a hit it feels exactly like going through the severance elevator
thebathyears.bsky.social
you can’t tell me this bitch doesn’t drive a cyber truck
thebathyears.bsky.social
cybertruck just rolled by BLASTING Somebody That I Used To Know by Goyte and i was like omg did I get sucked into a music video
thebathyears.bsky.social
if you take a 200mg edible and eat 3 Papa John’s pepperoncinis you will see God
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internethippo.bsky.social
Yes, millions of people will suffer but at least it's for a good cause: because one old asshole wanted to avoid going to jail for crimes he committed
thebathyears.bsky.social
do you ever hope that they’re gonna update the musical Assassins
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davidalexander.bsky.social
now seems as good a time as any to share some news from last month
screenshot of text exchange
Charlie 
Chicago, IL
Sat, Jan 4 at 1:42 PM
blue text: yo do u wanna marry me(1:42 PM)
blue text: ?(1:42 PM)
response text: 🤷‍♂️ (1:42 PM)