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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 14h

“The chicken these these chose as not free f
Range they were banged up like Julian Asarge”

Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · 17h

I need to know what Bob Hoskins said to Princess Diana in front of Roger Rabbit at the London premiere of WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT (1988).

Bob Hoskins meets Princess Diana as a full size Roger Rabbit costumed character stands next to them.

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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 1d

a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field

Alt: A man looking disgusted at the idea of lavish celebrations

media.tenor.com

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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 1d

She’s not 100 though, she’s doonstairs

Sky News @news.sky.com · 1d

Thatcher at 100: Lavish celebrations to remember the Iron Lady's life, leadership and legacy

Kemi Badenoch is expected to mark the 100th anniversary of Margaret Thatcher's birth after paying a series of glowing tributes to her at the Conservative Party conference.

news.sky.com

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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 2d

A headline that reads “I asked AI to plan my dream summer holiday. Here’s how it turned out”

Jools Holland standing outside the Hotel Fück

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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 3d

The birds won’t mind just this once

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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 3d

That’s paedophiles for you

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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 3d

We are back to the correct number of Ian Watkinses 👍

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com · 6d

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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 4d

They asked

A screenshot of a comment saying “IS TONTY BLAIR BEHIND THIS”

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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 4d

remember him?

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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 4d

Frances Bourgeois looking like he might be up to no good at a train station

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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 4d

Me wishing I'd got my arse in gear to go to @webdevconf.com today

a man in a pirate hat is looking out of a window

Alt: Russel Crowe in a pirate hat looking through a window wishing he'd gone to a local web development conference

media.tenor.com

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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 4d

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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 4d

Relieved to see that Glamour Fingers appears to be unscathed

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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 4d

Friday

A painting of a family all joyfully smoking cigarettes

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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 4d

Scooby doo with a speech bubble suggesting he is quoted in the quoted post

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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 5d

Linda from Traitors S3 with the caption "I'm absolutely not lying"

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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 5d

100%

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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 5d

Your boyfriend's favourite genre of music is whatever you call that music they have on the traitors

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 5d

Same vibe.

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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 6d

I wonder if anyone has ever considered calling Kate Garraway Kate Garraway Seeds

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Dec 21

become the ick they never knew they had

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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 6d

Paul McCartne, chilli con cartne, you’ve got to have a system

Harry Hill with his raised hand pointing down

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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 6d

Nothing more gentlemanly than opening up a deck chair for a beautiful woman

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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 7d

The ‘grow our own food, make our own furniture’ brexit woman with the modified caption “Open our own doors, open our own chairs, bring it all back how it used to be.

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