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🎃The Haunted Bird House👻

@thecrowpost.bsky.social

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She/they Artist Graphic Designer ADHD I love making lists The Crow Post delivers the following news: -Shit posts and Puns galore -Song recommendations -Chronic illness humor -My art -The Onion reposts -Etc No Kings No Queens Happy Halloween🎃

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🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 1d

Diet Coke is for people who would be into heroine but decided, ultimately it was probably better to have other vices

🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 10h

Mystery loves company

🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 10h

If you’re reading this unclench

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 15h

BREAKING: living under the current administration is now classified as a chronic health condition. additionally, healthcare for that chronic condition is not allowed under the current administration

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🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 12h

Hooooowweeee I say sweetly to all my bees

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🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 13h

Crows are quite powerful this season. But most birds are quite excellent communicators🦜

🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 13h

Well other birds obviously

I just didn’t know I had a bunch of bees at my command

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🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 15h

I just said “no” to a bee 🐝 that was getting far too interested in my wine and it worked

Off she goes 🐝🍃

I didn’t know you unlocked speak with animals when you turn 30

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AMGF @sushisiren.bsky.social · 22h

It seems every living thing that can move can get zoomies and I think that's as close to the meaning of life as we're gonna get

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🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 23h

Instead of getting g angry because you got stopped by a school bus

Say “aww how cute. All those kids are on the way to work just like me”

🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 1d

My witchy aunt who lives in the mountains of Missouri says yes

🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 1d

About time someone got rid of that bastard🫡

🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 1d

Autocorrect is dead

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🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 1d

Have you tried one very thick pair of pants instead?

🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 1d

Why would I use a nail clipper when I have perfectly good teeth?

🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t know who needs to hear this

But you’re charging your vibrator too quickly

Let her rest

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🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 1d

All aboard

Constipation Station

🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 1d

Are you gonna duplicate every single chili recipe and submit then all to get everyone disparities for chili plagiarism?

Or are you going to combine every recipe into one super chili recipe to defeat all others?

Both seem like solid strategy

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coupon for poupon @couponforpoupon.bsky.social · 1d

Boycott the entire state of Texas until they call their guard troops back to Texas.

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🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 1d

Would you rather live on a big ass peach or a big ass pumpkin?

Jame’s rules apply in both scenarios

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AMGF @sushisiren.bsky.social · 1d

SSSSSNAKETUARY!!!! SSSSSSSSSNAKETUARY!!!!!!!

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🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 1d

Diet Coke is for people who would be into heroine but decided, ultimately it was probably better to have other vices

🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 1d

Also this message is not for people making beautiful things by hand. Art is more than capitalism

There’s some line between farce and finery that’s kinda nebulous

🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 1d

Just so you all know towels are just bath mats

🛀🏼🧽🫧🧼

And not to bring capitalism into this

But the entire bath mat industry is a fabricated market sold to people via the advertising industry

A Gif of a white guy excitedly stepping up a stack of cornflower blueish towels

A smidge creepy

Pretty silly

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 2d

Homunculus ass dweebs, every single one

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🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 1d

Megadeath

But not like the rocking and rolling kind