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The Gurgling Cod (he/him)
@thegurglingcod.bsky.social
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JBF IRL. (Jonathan Beecher Field) Acting Dean of Weird Kids. Uncle. Interim Associate Provost, PTKU. Early American settler colonialism, charcuterie, stonemasonry, mutts. 617 born/bury me in the 802
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 11d
I find myself in a deep and abject state of despair about the world, and especially my little corner of it. That said, I will try to keep showing up for people IRL and telling the stupidest puns/jokes that I can think of on here.
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Shana V. White (she/her) @shanavwhite.blacksky.app · 5h
Yeet this shit into the sun.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 9h
The administration “is currently pressuring OpenAI and other AI companies to make their models more conservative-friendly.”
OpenAI is trying to clamp down on ‘bias’ in ChatGPT
GPT-5 is better at resisting liberal ‘pressure,’ the company says.
www.theverge.com
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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 5h
Hi, I’d like to order a custom hoodie in a camo pattern of Christmas colors and then I’d like a big Punisher skull with Trump hair sticking out from under a Santa hat. And this is VERY IMPORTANT, on the arm I want a patch that says K$H and “FIGHT WITH KASH” underneath. My name is Kash. Yes I’ll hold
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the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online · 4d
LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao he’s so fucking ugly
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 5h
Found the perfect spot for all the games!
A vista!
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Adam @ams-ksu.bsky.social · 22h
When you order food only but Popeye's karma says you need a handle of 151
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Ami @amidanruo.bsky.social · 22h
I assume that Waffle House is ineligible

*Anakin meme*

Waffle House is ineligible, right?
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senorblanxo.bsky.social
Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 1d
Going off the board, Boston Market. I will not be elaborating.
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lobstaman.bsky.social
🦞Lobstaman🦞 @lobstaman.bsky.social · 1d
You’ve just described a Cumberland Farms in Maine.
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 1d
Yikes
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 1d
Ok, what fast food chain would be most chaotic if it had a liquor license?
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 1d
Good to be home
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 1d
Oh, you say you can make good gumbo?
Did you study at the ROUX INSTITUTE?
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niedermeyer.online
☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 1d
what if there were one car company that did every shitty thing imaginable
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Ryan McManus @ryantomorrow.bsky.social · 1d
Tesla pulls an Apple U2. electrek.co/2025/10/10/t...
Tesla pushes Tron: Ares ad inside its cars, upsetting owners
Tesla has partnered with its recent foe, Disney, to promote its latest movie, Tron: Ares, with an in-car update that...
electrek.co
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 1d
Apple juice should be a controlled substance
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Defector @defector.com · 1d
The protests against Israel–Premier Tech worked: defector.com/the-protests...
The Protests Against Israel–Premier Tech Worked | Defector
One month after mass protests against the presence of the Israel–Premier Tech team at the Vuelta a España brought the race to its knees, the rest of the cycling world has picked up where Spanish…
defector.com
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 1d
Me clicking on every story about the turmoil in Bill Belichick’s UNC program
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 1d
IDK what 8 Ball the Tiger was doing at an NH liquor store - besides saving money.
A Kia w a Maine plate reading HEYHEY
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Ryan North? But - he died... 30 years ago this very night!! @ryannorth.ca · 1d
In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life
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Gregory Ellwood @gregoryellwood.bsky.social · 2d
Dua Lipa brought some joy to LA tonight
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 1d
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
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Alt Library of Congress @altlofc.altgov.info · 1d
Not as powerful as cans of soup, depending on the volume, but in the right hands. 📚
American Library Association poster against censorship Books are weapons in the war of ideas.
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 1d
Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.
Presbyterian minister David Black on CNN, who was shot with pepper balls while praying outside an ICE facility.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 2d
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 1d
I love this song
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 2d
Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 1d
I would worry about an Affleck involvement
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 1d
Tough stuff this weekend, but a Gansett in front of me, and the Bs on the tv. It is well with my soul.
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