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@thehalfman.bsky.social

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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · Jun 24

www.aclu.org/know-your-ri...

Know Your Rights | Immigrants' Rights | ACLU

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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 1h

Blancat

Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 2h

We need to say this out loud about more people.

girlhasnoname8.bsky.social @girlhasnoname8.bsky.social · 8h

Imagine thinking protecting the environment and wanting to end starvation are bad things.

Peter Theil is a dickhead.

Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 2h

Eww. :(

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 4h

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 5h

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I think I didn't do my 20s right.

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That Artist @thatmouthybroad.bsky.social · 8h

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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 5h

I didn't realize Daniel Craig was in that.

Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 13h

Uh, what? :(

Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 13h

He looks like that Ben Afflek meme.

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slowhed @slowhed-comics.bsky.social · 1d

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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 20h

No, no. It's the attic hobo.

Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 1d

That man straight up has Hobbit hair.

Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 1d

Man, I would totally fail the word part.

Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 1d

What the fuck? I would just be so proud of you if you were my baby, Ginger.

You are a kind and thoughtful person who has worked hard to build a difficult skill set and a successful career from that. All on top of being a parent.

Fleas of a thousand assorted livestock upon her for all time.

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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 1d

Think of all the dorks collecting figurines or Pokémon cards or whatever. It's a thing.

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Jennie Kermode @jenniekermode.bsky.social · 1d

It would be easy to reposition this headline as 'Billionaire author vows to keep interfering with Scottish democracy', which doesn't look too pretty.

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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 1d

It's not a tulip with testes?

Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 1d

Eminem. I don't exactly like all his music, but I can respect that he really knows how to turn a phrase.

Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 1d

You know those dudes with multiple popped collars?

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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 1d

Hot. They were so fucking sweaty on top of the stupid layering we already did.

Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 1d

Oh. Oh no.

Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 1d

I guess I missed that one.

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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 1d

IN her placenta?

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I'm very tired of men right now.

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AltSSA @altssa.altgov.info · 1d

Because y’all chopped up the original ACA bill so bad it wasn’t remotely close to what it was designed to be because y’all couldn’t shut the fuck up about it being socialism. It couldn’t do what was promised because of Mitch Fucking McConnell and his band of idiots. So please fuck all the way off 🤬🤬

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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 1d

Voids are the best, but they are so ornery.