Just incase anyone is on the fence about kids, I would like to inform you that mine got mad and bit me when I was trying to give him some ibuprofen. Now I have a bag of frozen blueberries icing my boob.
He broke skin.
Through my shirt and padded bra.
Just clamped on like a pitbull. :(
He broke skin.
Through my shirt and padded bra.
Just clamped on like a pitbull. :(
a man is standing in front of a truck and saying `` kids , amirite ? '' .
Alt: a man is standing in front of a truck and saying `` kids , amirite ? ''
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February 7, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Just incase anyone is on the fence about kids, I would like to inform you that mine got mad and bit me when I was trying to give him some ibuprofen. Now I have a bag of frozen blueberries icing my boob.
He broke skin.
Through my shirt and padded bra.
Just clamped on like a pitbull. :(
He broke skin.
Through my shirt and padded bra.
Just clamped on like a pitbull. :(
It's a tearjerker.
My 8yo wrote a little book and just asked me: "Can you send this to a publisher? I'd love to get it printed."
The kids loves to read and write and draw. Hope it stays that way!
The kids loves to read and write and draw. Hope it stays that way!
February 6, 2026 at 8:37 PM
It's a tearjerker.
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me, librarian: I think information should be organized and structured logically so that searches are high in precision and recall
tech industry, 2000: nope, keyword searching and opaque relevance rankings are what you’ll get
…
tech industry, 2026: now you’ll just get fake hallucinatory text
tech industry, 2000: nope, keyword searching and opaque relevance rankings are what you’ll get
…
tech industry, 2026: now you’ll just get fake hallucinatory text
February 6, 2026 at 4:57 PM
me, librarian: I think information should be organized and structured logically so that searches are high in precision and recall
tech industry, 2000: nope, keyword searching and opaque relevance rankings are what you’ll get
…
tech industry, 2026: now you’ll just get fake hallucinatory text
tech industry, 2000: nope, keyword searching and opaque relevance rankings are what you’ll get
…
tech industry, 2026: now you’ll just get fake hallucinatory text
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Rare but predictable based on historical records….why do we have to rediscover constantly well-known medical facts??
February 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Rare but predictable based on historical records….why do we have to rediscover constantly well-known medical facts??
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I think "woke" was at least partly identified with "irritating" and the way we're rectifying that in Woke 2 is by being scary instead
February 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I think "woke" was at least partly identified with "irritating" and the way we're rectifying that in Woke 2 is by being scary instead
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
There is something really magical about the fresh sheets and shaved legs combo. It feels so luxurious.
a woman is laying in a bed with her arms outstretched .
Alt: a woman is nestling down in a fancy bed with her arms outstretched
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February 5, 2026 at 5:33 AM
There is something really magical about the fresh sheets and shaved legs combo. It feels so luxurious.
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one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
February 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
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No, hear ME out: Crowley would 100% wear Heelies.
February 4, 2026 at 3:29 AM
No, hear ME out: Crowley would 100% wear Heelies.
Article II Section 4 | Constitution Annotated | Congress.gov | Library of Congress share.google/y5BvdbBg4BVi...
February 1, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Article II Section 4 | Constitution Annotated | Congress.gov | Library of Congress share.google/y5BvdbBg4BVi...
Gave the neighbor cat a knit glove to play with, and now it's all airplane ears, running around attacking everything. It's so cute to see cats act like kittens again.
February 1, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Gave the neighbor cat a knit glove to play with, and now it's all airplane ears, running around attacking everything. It's so cute to see cats act like kittens again.
My neighbors have a pair of hens, and they just sit and stare at each other and softly bock and touch beaks at each other all day.
January 31, 2026 at 5:56 PM
My neighbors have a pair of hens, and they just sit and stare at each other and softly bock and touch beaks at each other all day.
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"What about their promising future?" never seems to apply to the victims, only the rapists.
January 31, 2026 at 5:17 PM
"What about their promising future?" never seems to apply to the victims, only the rapists.
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Man, it’s wild that normal people just go to work every day while the people who run everything meticulously document their sex crimes
January 31, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Man, it’s wild that normal people just go to work every day while the people who run everything meticulously document their sex crimes
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It hasn’t gone unnoticed that all four people arrested today, including two journalists, were Black.
And now we find out the charge is “conspiracy to violate civil rights,” a statute rooted in the Ku Klux Klan Act.
Sit with that.
And now we find out the charge is “conspiracy to violate civil rights,” a statute rooted in the Ku Klux Klan Act.
Sit with that.
January 30, 2026 at 10:02 PM
It hasn’t gone unnoticed that all four people arrested today, including two journalists, were Black.
And now we find out the charge is “conspiracy to violate civil rights,” a statute rooted in the Ku Klux Klan Act.
Sit with that.
And now we find out the charge is “conspiracy to violate civil rights,” a statute rooted in the Ku Klux Klan Act.
Sit with that.
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Therapy’s nice.
But have you ever drawn yourself running over your enemies while screaming “Eat my rubber?”
Ahhhhhh! Very zen!
But have you ever drawn yourself running over your enemies while screaming “Eat my rubber?”
Ahhhhhh! Very zen!
January 29, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Therapy’s nice.
But have you ever drawn yourself running over your enemies while screaming “Eat my rubber?”
Ahhhhhh! Very zen!
But have you ever drawn yourself running over your enemies while screaming “Eat my rubber?”
Ahhhhhh! Very zen!
I made some bomb-ass homemade gingerale, and I'm just really excited about that.
a close up of a sculpture of a man and woman kissing .
Alt: a close up of a sculpture of a man and woman kissing
Just kidding. It's a ginger root going up in flames, but I'm leaving the auto alt text because it's so far off.
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January 30, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I made some bomb-ass homemade gingerale, and I'm just really excited about that.
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Does my brain not work right because:
A) ADHD
B) Depression
C) Meds for depression
D) State of the union
E) Perimenopause
F) Motherhood
G) Grief
H) Trying to do too many things
I) too much time online shortening my attention span
J) Something else
K) All of the above
A) ADHD
B) Depression
C) Meds for depression
D) State of the union
E) Perimenopause
F) Motherhood
G) Grief
H) Trying to do too many things
I) too much time online shortening my attention span
J) Something else
K) All of the above
January 29, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Does my brain not work right because:
A) ADHD
B) Depression
C) Meds for depression
D) State of the union
E) Perimenopause
F) Motherhood
G) Grief
H) Trying to do too many things
I) too much time online shortening my attention span
J) Something else
K) All of the above
A) ADHD
B) Depression
C) Meds for depression
D) State of the union
E) Perimenopause
F) Motherhood
G) Grief
H) Trying to do too many things
I) too much time online shortening my attention span
J) Something else
K) All of the above
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Take his personal army away from him while you can, you stupid, stupid assholes. You’re like an armadillo playing dead in the middle of the road so the semi won’t hurt you
January 28, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Take his personal army away from him while you can, you stupid, stupid assholes. You’re like an armadillo playing dead in the middle of the road so the semi won’t hurt you
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FBI agents were executing a search warrant at the Fulton County elections office near Atlanta on Wednesday, an agency spokesperson confirmed. https://to.pbs.org/4keo1kM
FBI agents execute search warrant at elections office near Atlanta
The search comes as the FBI under the leadership of Director Kash Patel has moved quickly to pursue the political grievances of Donald Trump.
to.pbs.org
January 28, 2026 at 7:59 PM
FBI agents were executing a search warrant at the Fulton County elections office near Atlanta on Wednesday, an agency spokesperson confirmed. https://to.pbs.org/4keo1kM
A little stupid levity in these trying times.
January 27, 2026 at 9:34 PM
A little stupid levity in these trying times.
He already fucking lives here. His family lives here. His school is here. He just only had his Canadian passport at the time and had to compete for Canada because he was born there. Read with your eyes instead of your asshole.
January 27, 2026 at 3:57 PM
He already fucking lives here. His family lives here. His school is here. He just only had his Canadian passport at the time and had to compete for Canada because he was born there. Read with your eyes instead of your asshole.
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Yukko said it best.
January 27, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Yukko said it best.
This is what I keep saying to people. Something a lot of people forget is that many of the people who said, "This won't affect me. I'm not a Jew. I'm loyal to Hitler." still ended up sent to camps, even when they did everything to comply with the Nazis.
commons.stmarytx.edu/lmej/vol10/i...
commons.stmarytx.edu/lmej/vol10/i...
January 27, 2026 at 4:32 AM
This is what I keep saying to people. Something a lot of people forget is that many of the people who said, "This won't affect me. I'm not a Jew. I'm loyal to Hitler." still ended up sent to camps, even when they did everything to comply with the Nazis.
commons.stmarytx.edu/lmej/vol10/i...
commons.stmarytx.edu/lmej/vol10/i...