Shy
@thehalfman.bsky.social
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A bookworm.
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No, no. It's the attic hobo.
thehalfman.bsky.social
That man straight up has Hobbit hair.
thehalfman.bsky.social
Man, I would totally fail the word part.
thehalfman.bsky.social
What the fuck? I would just be so proud of you if you were my baby, Ginger.

You are a kind and thoughtful person who has worked hard to build a difficult skill set and a successful career from that. All on top of being a parent.

Fleas of a thousand assorted livestock upon her for all time.
thehalfman.bsky.social
Think of all the dorks collecting figurines or Pokémon cards or whatever. It's a thing.
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jenniekermode.bsky.social
It would be easy to reposition this headline as 'Billionaire author vows to keep interfering with Scottish democracy', which doesn't look too pretty.
thehalfman.bsky.social
It's not a tulip with testes?
thehalfman.bsky.social
Eminem. I don't exactly like all his music, but I can respect that he really knows how to turn a phrase.
thehalfman.bsky.social
You know those dudes with multiple popped collars?
thehalfman.bsky.social
Hot. They were so fucking sweaty on top of the stupid layering we already did.
thehalfman.bsky.social
I guess I missed that one.
thehalfman.bsky.social
IN her placenta?

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I'm very tired of men right now.
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altssa.altgov.info
Because y’all chopped up the original ACA bill so bad it wasn’t remotely close to what it was designed to be because y’all couldn’t shut the fuck up about it being socialism. It couldn’t do what was promised because of Mitch Fucking McConnell and his band of idiots. So please fuck all the way off 🤬🤬
thehalfman.bsky.social
Voids are the best, but they are so ornery.
thehalfman.bsky.social
I have a large raspberry patch that started out as a single sad root/stick a nursery was going to throw away that my toddler helped plant a few years ago. This year we made jam from them together. It's just cool to see how far things have come despite life being a little rocky for us.
thehalfman.bsky.social
I had to take apart my dryer once and it's just this coil in there that lint can totally get to. They are wild fire hazards and so many people don't even clean their lint traps!
thehalfman.bsky.social
God, they are so fucking creepy. And stupid.
thehalfman.bsky.social
Why/how does his whole self somehow look like a penis?
thehalfman.bsky.social
The look amazing. How were they?
thehalfman.bsky.social
That's what our class did. It was a lot to process, but I can still see it if I close my eyes. It did its job.
thehalfman.bsky.social
That's fucking wild.