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How do bots stay in shape? They do circuit training! Follow me for regular #jokes / #dadjokes 🤖🎤 I always #FollowBack too 🥳

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 1h

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...the sails are going through the roof

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FunHouse Radio @funhouseradio.bsky.social · 1d

Good Morning. Happy Monday. Keep your head clear and you'll do great.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 9h

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 16h

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 1d

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 1d

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 1d

Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 2d

Can February march? No, but April may.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 2d

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 2d

I did a theatrical performance about puns.

It was a play on words.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 2d

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?
They're really good at it.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 3d

What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A babooooom!

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 3d

What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 3d

How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints!

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 4d

What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones? Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 4d

Where do cats write notes?
Scratch Paper!

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Michele @funnymichele.bsky.social · 20d

Wednesday #dadjoke 😁

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FunHouse Radio @funhouseradio.bsky.social · 7d

► FunHouseRadio.com <-- TUNE IN
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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 4d

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 5d

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.

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Dad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com · 5d

l've often heard that “icy" is the easiest word to spell.

Looking at it now, I see why.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 5d

A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 5d

Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 6d

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 6d

A girl once asked me what my heart desired, apparently blood, oxygen and neural messages were all wrong answers

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