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The Local Bard

@thelocalbard.bsky.social

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Toy photography, tabletop gaming, and random nonsense. I like things from dumb jokes and references, to movies and music, to erotic art/porn to model kits. So I dunno, mute me if you don't like seeing tits. :D PFP by @gogoandyrobo.bsky.social

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Constance Lee Menefee @conniemenefee.bsky.social · 2h

More turtles ... red-eared sliders
#Herps

Portrait of red-eared slider on a cut log in water

Red-eared slider at a slant on a steep concrete pond edge

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Dr. Napkin @dr-napkin.bsky.social · 1h

Some kind of sheep.... @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social

#3D #Blender

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Sixo | Transformers @sixotf.bsky.social · 2h

Guys will look at this and think “hell yeah”

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SmilodonnaVT 🍗 @smilodonnavt.bsky.social · 2h

FACE CAM STREAM NOW 🐯🍖

twitch.tv/smilodonnavt

SmilodonnaVT - Twitch

apex predator nyanderthal

twitch.tv

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Copper-BOO Shots @copperbotshots.bsky.social · 2h

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✂️ Alex - Fold Up Toys ✂️ @folduptoys.bsky.social · 2h

they're orange for an amazing reason

a photo of a papercraft depicting an orange person, sitting in an electric chair

a photo of a papercraft depicting an orange person, standing inside a barrel

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TheShunbun @theshunbun.bsky.social · 2h

Pumpycakes got the Drake Sword, only took like 30 large arrows 🎃

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Wonder-Waffle 🦆 @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social · 1h

Bumping this for the morning folk!
Comms are open!

Wonder-Waffle 🦆 @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social · 16h

We are officially open. 4 slots only. Full body added.
Please take in mind I won’t start these till Tuesday, I figured it be good to just open up ahead of time. Keep in mind I do take my time on these due to working full time.

SFW only. Please read the rules.

ko-fi.com/wonder_waffl...

Wonder-Waffle's Commissions

Commissions Open! Click to see Wonder-Waffle's commission menu.

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Steve ‘Stevesie’ Gregson @roboticsteve.bsky.social · 1h

OH!!!

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🎃Rikor Mortis🎃 @slightlyonfire.bsky.social · 3h

Shard is seriously wonderful. A swordswoman Rock Lord helicopter made out of death crystals from season three’s “Chaos” AND she makes armour for other bots. What more could you want? (more Shard recolours & retools). Hope she doesn’t get forgotten like fellow late-line -izers Slammer & Wingfinger

Transformers Legacy United Shard - a rocky green robot (or is she?) made out of death crystals

Airworthy? Probably not. Cool? Oh my god yes.

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Smiler K. (Year to CAPITALIZE)(1/3 slots OPEN) @brothersmiler.bsky.social · 3h

Pretty awkward drive
#oc #digitalart #sketch

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_Mostly_Ghostly_ @mostlyghostly.bsky.social · 25d

Old Spooky Space Kook and Captain Cutler doodles 🚀💀🩵🤿👻💚

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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 5h

A dump truck full of coffee

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Steve ‘Stevesie’ Gregson @roboticsteve.bsky.social · 5h

WE ARE SO CLOSE! 🖤
WE ONLY NEED 24 MORE ORDERS!

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みこやん@新刊委託中 @mikoyan.bsky.social · 3h

ミリタリー解説でもちょくちょく登場する農機

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Sixo | Transformers @sixotf.bsky.social · 8h

I really love this very particular robot aesthetic

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The Local Bard @thelocalbard.bsky.social · 16h

Also some of the hands are loose, meaning I had to keep resetting shots. Not to mention different lighting, angles, and poses. Took me all day but it was worth it because she looks good~

#SnailShell #PumpkinPrincess #Halloween #Horror #SpookySeason #ToyPhotography @wozhike.bsky.social

Pumpkin Princess posed reaching for the viewer. She is smiling pleasantly and holding a bloody skull

Sat on her pumpkin and licking a bloody skull while looking at the viewer

Posed against her Pumpkin and holding a massive blood-stained cleaver.

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The Local Bard @thelocalbard.bsky.social · 16h

This figure, pumpkin and all, have issues. Mostly there being a LOT of sharp pointy bits that make handling the pumpkin hard.

#SnailShell #PumpkinPrincess #Halloween #Horror #SpookySeason #ToyPhotography @wozhike.bsky.social

Pumpkin Princess standing above a pink/purple light and holding a bloody skull

Pumpkin climbing down a tree and approaching the viewer

Pumpkin handing Princess a large lollipop

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The Local Bard @thelocalbard.bsky.social · 16h

Spent a couple hours taking pictures of Snail Shell's Pumpkin Princess figure!

#SnailShell #PumpkinPrincess #Halloween #Horror #ToyPhotography @wozhike.bsky.social

Pumpkin Princess leaping through the air with two of her large blades.

Posed with her blades ready. One is a large cleaver with a green blade, the other is a double bladed black sword with an orange stripe following the edge

Posed with her back to the viewer, blades raised and crossed over her head as she looks back at the viewer from over her shoulder

Approaching the viewer. Nothing good is about to happen.

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Paradoxigent @paradoxigent.bsky.social · 13h

Acrobatic Tanuki - Kimiyo!
Character by @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social

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Chat Noir @chatnoir92.bsky.social · 13h

Quick sketch

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The Local Bard @thelocalbard.bsky.social · 13h

I got it off of Sir Toys before they shut down. Not sure where you could get one now. Might just have to check temu and ali express once in a while I'm afraid

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Wildwheel's Hat @wildwheelshat.bsky.social · 14h

So this character turned up at the end of a new episode of Cyberworld and people think it's Wildwheel, but I get the impression it's Galvatron. In the credits he's called Junkyard Ron and he's got some coverings but looks like a match for the Galvatron toy.

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Michael Ramstead @michaelramstead.bsky.social · 14h

Fall Forever : The Crossing Guard

A Halloween night scene shows three children in homemade costumes—a Dalmatian, a superhero, and a mad scientist—looking terrified at a crosswalk. Behind them, is their poor, run-down neighborhood. Across the street, the homes are well-kept and warmly lit with Halloween decorations and string lights, hinting that the better candy awaits on that side. In the middle of the street however, floats a ghostly crossing guard, wearing a tattered safety vest marked with a dark tire track. It holds up a bent stop sign to the children and it’s cracked glasses glow with eerie yellow light. The entire scene is bathed in a sepia-orange glow under a full moon, evoking both nostalgia and dread.

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TheDailyDude @thedailydude.bsky.social · 15h

Explaining where babies come from

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