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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski)
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Amateur cartoonist, robotswithcoffee.com
Sorry for the political & baseball posts
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I can't get over this bit. Jesus tapdancing Christ.
January 24, 2026 at 12:10 AM
@damnyouwillis.bsky.social a man of his word
January 23, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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Hiring - en mask!
@theonion.com
January 23, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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We’re excited to officially kick off our year with Ascending - a four song companion EP to last year’s album Flickering Resonance. The centerpiece is the title track, recorded at the same time as the album but whose epic stature called for its own moment: pelicansong.lnk.to/ascending
January 23, 2026 at 4:17 PM
One of my favorite bands has a new EP out today. 3 of the 4 songs were already released at some point. So, you know, here i am refreshing their bandcamp page waiting for that last song to become live so I can just buy that.
January 23, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Freezing friday!
January 23, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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When someone tells you children’s programming in their day was nonpolitical, they are really saying they weren’t a very bright child.
January 23, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Next Monday we're releasing the first issue of the comic book that I was project manager/editor on!(!!!)
January 23, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Geezus KRIPES
January 23, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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Jury finds Chicago man not guilty in murder-for-hire case involving U.S. Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino

Live updates via @chicago.suntimes.com : chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...
Verdict reached in murder-for-hire trial involving U.S. Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino: live updates
The unusually swift trial is the first to result from the Trump administration’s aggressive deportation campaign in Chicago, known as Operation Midway Blitz.
chicago.suntimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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This is quite literally one of the stupidest human beings alive
January 22, 2026 at 7:10 PM
@democrats.org the Fraternal Order of Police is just going to endorse your opponents, many of whom have broken the law, including Trump, anyway.
January 22, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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A song in solidarity with the people of Minneapolis.
January 22, 2026 at 1:43 AM
This guy exists to be a complete shithead.
U.S. Customs and Border Patrol Cmdr. Greg Bovino is seen deploying a gas canister at Mueller Park in south Minneapolis this afternoon.

Video by Ben Luhmann.
January 22, 2026 at 12:48 AM
A former supervisor, who would answer "yes" to my "do you want option 1 or option 2" follow up emails, was PROUD of herself for using chatGPT to write emails, and read summaries.
January 21, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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walking light house
January 21, 2026 at 2:41 PM
If we get through an invasion of Greenland and then Trump isn't prez, dems retake congress this year & potus 2028, there will he a conversation with europe: you still have a political party that allowed this to happen, has been pouring gas on every crisis since the 80s. How do you stop them?
This will end eventually

I just want to be sure that every Republican member of Congress is prominently named in the history of who destroyed American democracy, NATO and the West. They're worse than Benedict Arnold. They sold more than West Point. Their grandkids will race to change their names
January 21, 2026 at 3:30 AM
@schumer.senate.gov you need to be a little more proactive in preventing whatever is planned to dismantle NATO. It's NATO. WW3 or a new cold war AGAINST OUR ALLIES is NOT what the people voted for. Get out of the DC bubble you're in and fix this.
This is nuts.

World leaders are trying to do diplomacy. Trump is screenshotting and posting private messages from heads of state like it’s a gossip session.
January 20, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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ChongLy Scott Thao is a US citizen, and longtime St. Paul resident. He has no criminal record. His mother was a nurse who treated US troops during the Vietnam War.

15 ICE thugs kicked in his door Sunday, and dragged him, cuffed, into single digit temperatures wearing only a blanket.
Behind the disturbing image of ICE snatching a half-naked, elderly Hmong American from his home
DHS has claimed without evidence that they were looking for someone else when they took ChongLy Scott Thao.
www.thehandbasket.co
January 20, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Moptimus Prime
January 20, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Thus thread, wow. Strap in.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Happy Tuesday.
January 20, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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Cartoonist Bramhall has perfectly depicted ICE in all it's shameful and lawless glory.
January 19, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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Kinda funny that Trump thinks "asylum" means other countries send people from insane asylums, and a) this is real life, not a ham-handed Idiocracy-type satire, b) he has surely been corrected several times but is incapable of updating his priors, & c) most media politely agree not to mention it.
January 19, 2026 at 9:03 PM