Dave Hill
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Why are the two announcers on NBC football dressed like it’s freezing outside and then the third guy is dressed like he’s going to a beach wedding?
December 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Why are the two announcers on NBC football dressed like it’s freezing outside and then the third guy is dressed like he’s going to a beach wedding?
Can I just say that American football has always seemed kind of stupid and boring to me and also I have a huge penis?
December 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Can I just say that American football has always seemed kind of stupid and boring to me and also I have a huge penis?
Can anyone recommend some Christmas music where the singer really sells it?
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Can anyone recommend some Christmas music where the singer really sells it?
Eating some fucking pizza. Might get up to some porking later.
December 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Eating some fucking pizza. Might get up to some porking later.
Eating a fucking salad.
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Eating a fucking salad.
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Dave Hill joined us this week and the episode IMMEDIATELY went to eleven. You’ve been warned. ⚡🎙️ #DeepCuts #ComedyLegend @mrdavehill.bsky.social #podcast
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November 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Dave Hill joined us this week and the episode IMMEDIATELY went to eleven. You’ve been warned. ⚡🎙️ #DeepCuts #ComedyLegend @mrdavehill.bsky.social #podcast
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Not only should you go to this show you should listen to Dave next week on our podcast. He checks all the boxes a great guest can…
Loves Canada
Loves hockey
Loves dogs
Funny as hell
Hates pylons
Loves Canada
Loves hockey
Loves dogs
Funny as hell
Hates pylons
NYC Feb. 11 at the Bell House in Brooklyn! Pre-sale on now. Use promo code FACEMELT www.ticketmaster.com/dave-hill-co...
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Not only should you go to this show you should listen to Dave next week on our podcast. He checks all the boxes a great guest can…
Loves Canada
Loves hockey
Loves dogs
Funny as hell
Hates pylons
Loves Canada
Loves hockey
Loves dogs
Funny as hell
Hates pylons
NYC Feb. 11 at the Bell House in Brooklyn! Pre-sale on now. Use promo code FACEMELT www.ticketmaster.com/dave-hill-co...
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
NYC Feb. 11 at the Bell House in Brooklyn! Pre-sale on now. Use promo code FACEMELT www.ticketmaster.com/dave-hill-co...
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“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives
September 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives
There’s more of us cunts than of them cunts. You are not alone. Let’s go.
September 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
There’s more of us cunts than of them cunts. You are not alone. Let’s go.
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So the US, a country that has suffered the death of 250,000 of its soldiers fighting against fascism in Europe in World War 2, is now declaring those fighting against fascism a "terrorist organisation".
September 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
So the US, a country that has suffered the death of 250,000 of its soldiers fighting against fascism in Europe in World War 2, is now declaring those fighting against fascism a "terrorist organisation".
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if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
Fuck every last one of these fucking fucks.
September 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Fuck every last one of these fucking fucks.
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"If you act like a jerk, you can face consequences by your employer. But if the government is compelling that company to take action against you for speech the government doesn’t like, then we’re fucking fucked. And friends, we’re fucking fucked." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/the-man-show
The Man Show
Welp, they took ol’ Jimmy down tonight.
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September 18, 2025 at 6:22 AM
"If you act like a jerk, you can face consequences by your employer. But if the government is compelling that company to take action against you for speech the government doesn’t like, then we’re fucking fucked. And friends, we’re fucking fucked." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/the-man-show
I saw a sign on a fence today that said not to chain bikes to it. So I went home, got my bike, and chained it to the fence for a solid twenty minutes. I do shit like this all the time.
September 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I saw a sign on a fence today that said not to chain bikes to it. So I went home, got my bike, and chained it to the fence for a solid twenty minutes. I do shit like this all the time.
I think it’s awful so many people are wishing for Trump’s death when he hasn’t even had a chance to suck my balls yet.
September 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I think it’s awful so many people are wishing for Trump’s death when he hasn’t even had a chance to suck my balls yet.
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Super Sentai Batman, a mortal Thor, an Invisible Man and more CXF Staff Picks - COMICSXF
A warrior has found a way to access the energy that binds our universe and the shadow universe. This immortal legend was named Batman.
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August 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Thank you! I agree!
@mrdavehill.bsky.social DARK REGARDS series should be discussed more - satirical and musical with awesome art and covers that are extremely extreme! @oni-press.bsky.social has a real winner and deserves more attention! #witchtaint
August 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Thank you! I agree!
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@mrdavehill.bsky.social DARK REGARDS series should be discussed more - satirical and musical with awesome art and covers that are extremely extreme! @oni-press.bsky.social has a real winner and deserves more attention! #witchtaint
August 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
@mrdavehill.bsky.social DARK REGARDS series should be discussed more - satirical and musical with awesome art and covers that are extremely extreme! @oni-press.bsky.social has a real winner and deserves more attention! #witchtaint
I’m tired of Donald Trump being portrayed as some orange blob who just golfs all the time. It’s important to remember he is also an avid pedophile.
August 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I’m tired of Donald Trump being portrayed as some orange blob who just golfs all the time. It’s important to remember he is also an avid pedophile.
Colbert rules, CBS drools.
July 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Colbert rules, CBS drools.
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@mrdavehill.bsky.social , when @jefftiedrich.bsky.social celebrates your humor….
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this week in stupid: June 21 edition
CNN blithers, Donny dithers, and so much more...
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June 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
@mrdavehill.bsky.social , when @jefftiedrich.bsky.social celebrates your humor….
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My favorite thing to do at airports, aside from all the nonstop porking, is to accept packages from strangers.
June 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My favorite thing to do at airports, aside from all the nonstop porking, is to accept packages from strangers.
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I almost never finish books, because I had ADHD back it was called "being an underachiever".
But I read the introduction to the first book by @mrdavehill.bsky.social tonight, and I laughed. Might even read more of it. Stay tuned.
But I read the introduction to the first book by @mrdavehill.bsky.social tonight, and I laughed. Might even read more of it. Stay tuned.
June 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I almost never finish books, because I had ADHD back it was called "being an underachiever".
But I read the introduction to the first book by @mrdavehill.bsky.social tonight, and I laughed. Might even read more of it. Stay tuned.
But I read the introduction to the first book by @mrdavehill.bsky.social tonight, and I laughed. Might even read more of it. Stay tuned.