The Local Bard
@thelocalbard.bsky.social
Toy photography, tabletop gaming, and random nonsense. I like things from dumb jokes and references, to movies and music, to erotic art/porn to model kits. So I dunno, mute me if you don't like seeing tits. :D
PFP by @gogoandyrobo.bsky.social
PFP by @gogoandyrobo.bsky.social
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HAPPY FIRST NIGHT OF HANUKKAH
December 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
HAPPY FIRST NIGHT OF HANUKKAH
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Let gals can be spiky, spicy and in full plate
(absolutely going wild for these two and Splashzon'es work!)
(absolutely going wild for these two and Splashzon'es work!)
December 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Let gals can be spiky, spicy and in full plate
(absolutely going wild for these two and Splashzon'es work!)
(absolutely going wild for these two and Splashzon'es work!)
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I know I'm the Retro Gaming guy, but I'm also very passionate about wild animal welfare.
It breaks my heart to see them hit by careless drivers in a hurry. If you drive, please be aware of your speed and look out for innocent creatures that are just trying to live and don't understand the dangers.
It breaks my heart to see them hit by careless drivers in a hurry. If you drive, please be aware of your speed and look out for innocent creatures that are just trying to live and don't understand the dangers.
December 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I know I'm the Retro Gaming guy, but I'm also very passionate about wild animal welfare.
It breaks my heart to see them hit by careless drivers in a hurry. If you drive, please be aware of your speed and look out for innocent creatures that are just trying to live and don't understand the dangers.
It breaks my heart to see them hit by careless drivers in a hurry. If you drive, please be aware of your speed and look out for innocent creatures that are just trying to live and don't understand the dangers.
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Blokees Advent Calendar day 14:
Starscream altmode
Starscream altmode
December 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Blokees Advent Calendar day 14:
Starscream altmode
Starscream altmode
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I been under the weather again these past few days but I think it’s due to all the cedar they’re burning in my area.
Thankfully it’s just sinus.
Thankfully it’s just sinus.
December 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I been under the weather again these past few days but I think it’s due to all the cedar they’re burning in my area.
Thankfully it’s just sinus.
Thankfully it’s just sinus.
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Fast Car
📷 Transformers Missing Link Sunstreaker
📷 Transformers Missing Link Sunstreaker
December 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Fast Car
📷 Transformers Missing Link Sunstreaker
📷 Transformers Missing Link Sunstreaker
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www.kickstarter.com/projects/the... Just made my pledge!! Let’s get this funded!!
Mighty Orbots Deluxe Combining 12" Figure (1985 Edition)
The holy grail of 80's robots is finally here. 5 bots combine to form the 12" Mighty Orbots. Based on the unproduced 1984 prototype.
www.kickstarter.com
December 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
www.kickstarter.com/projects/the... Just made my pledge!! Let’s get this funded!!
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Serial Misbehaver 🔎🐰🩶👯♀️💖
December 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Serial Misbehaver 🔎🐰🩶👯♀️💖
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Kid: *showing me her new studded belt*
Me: Is that your new belt?
K: Yes. *folds it in half and begins miming hitting my knee*
M: Careful, some people like that
K: *look of disgust*
M: What? Not me, just people
K: :l Well I’m gonna hit your foot *taps me on the toe with belt*
Me: Is that your new belt?
K: Yes. *folds it in half and begins miming hitting my knee*
M: Careful, some people like that
K: *look of disgust*
M: What? Not me, just people
K: :l Well I’m gonna hit your foot *taps me on the toe with belt*
December 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Kid: *showing me her new studded belt*
Me: Is that your new belt?
K: Yes. *folds it in half and begins miming hitting my knee*
M: Careful, some people like that
K: *look of disgust*
M: What? Not me, just people
K: :l Well I’m gonna hit your foot *taps me on the toe with belt*
Me: Is that your new belt?
K: Yes. *folds it in half and begins miming hitting my knee*
M: Careful, some people like that
K: *look of disgust*
M: What? Not me, just people
K: :l Well I’m gonna hit your foot *taps me on the toe with belt*
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I loved this one so much I thought it would make a cool keychain so im making one for myself! (Just the one for myself)
Gotta make sure everyone knows who drew it and made a back for it with their name with their art also
Gotta make sure everyone knows who drew it and made a back for it with their name with their art also
December 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I loved this one so much I thought it would make a cool keychain so im making one for myself! (Just the one for myself)
Gotta make sure everyone knows who drew it and made a back for it with their name with their art also
Gotta make sure everyone knows who drew it and made a back for it with their name with their art also
Time once again to gather 'round my monitor and see what lego has in store for us!
#LEGO #AdventCalendar #Christmas #MerryChristmas #ToyPhotography
#LEGO #AdventCalendar #Christmas #MerryChristmas #ToyPhotography
December 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Time once again to gather 'round my monitor and see what lego has in store for us!
#LEGO #AdventCalendar #Christmas #MerryChristmas #ToyPhotography
#LEGO #AdventCalendar #Christmas #MerryChristmas #ToyPhotography
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This tiny snowman blow mold from the 1960s is my new best friend.
December 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This tiny snowman blow mold from the 1960s is my new best friend.
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YEEEEAAAH!! WARFRAME TIME!
twitch.tv/maneshark
twitch.tv/maneshark
MANESHARK - Twitch
Warsame
twitch.tv
December 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
YEEEEAAAH!! WARFRAME TIME!
twitch.tv/maneshark
twitch.tv/maneshark
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Day 2: Roaming Nagasaki a bit, then driving down to Kumamoto
December 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Day 2: Roaming Nagasaki a bit, then driving down to Kumamoto
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2 in 1 #KamenRiderW #FangJoker #SHFiguarts #ShinkocchouSeihou #ToyPhotography #ToyPics #ToyCollection
📷: Ricoh GR III SE
📷: Ricoh GR III SE
December 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
2 in 1 #KamenRiderW #FangJoker #SHFiguarts #ShinkocchouSeihou #ToyPhotography #ToyPics #ToyCollection
📷: Ricoh GR III SE
📷: Ricoh GR III SE
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🎄 SAUROZOIC SATURDAY 🎄
Just a reminder that for today we are offering buy one, get one free on all of our Saurozoic Warriors figures!
Head on over to our webstore now for a Dino hunt!! Offer ends tonight at 11:59pm EST
tinyurl.com/4bsksp9k
Just a reminder that for today we are offering buy one, get one free on all of our Saurozoic Warriors figures!
Head on over to our webstore now for a Dino hunt!! Offer ends tonight at 11:59pm EST
tinyurl.com/4bsksp9k
December 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
🎄 SAUROZOIC SATURDAY 🎄
Just a reminder that for today we are offering buy one, get one free on all of our Saurozoic Warriors figures!
Head on over to our webstore now for a Dino hunt!! Offer ends tonight at 11:59pm EST
tinyurl.com/4bsksp9k
Just a reminder that for today we are offering buy one, get one free on all of our Saurozoic Warriors figures!
Head on over to our webstore now for a Dino hunt!! Offer ends tonight at 11:59pm EST
tinyurl.com/4bsksp9k
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Shockwave
Marvel Transformers Universe
Marvel Transformers Universe
December 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Shockwave
Marvel Transformers Universe
Marvel Transformers Universe
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Santa Clause? No Saber’s Claws!! 🎁 better hope you’ve been good this year.. character belongs to @roboticsteve.bsky.social
#RingCatsSaber #RingCatsFanart #RingCatsSaberFanart #FurryArt #Digitalart #Digitalartwork #DigitalArtist #ArtistOnBlueSky
#RingCatsSaber #RingCatsFanart #RingCatsSaberFanart #FurryArt #Digitalart #Digitalartwork #DigitalArtist #ArtistOnBlueSky
December 13, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Santa Clause? No Saber’s Claws!! 🎁 better hope you’ve been good this year.. character belongs to @roboticsteve.bsky.social
#RingCatsSaber #RingCatsFanart #RingCatsSaberFanart #FurryArt #Digitalart #Digitalartwork #DigitalArtist #ArtistOnBlueSky
#RingCatsSaber #RingCatsFanart #RingCatsSaberFanart #FurryArt #Digitalart #Digitalartwork #DigitalArtist #ArtistOnBlueSky
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December 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Toys R Us 1987
December 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Toys R Us 1987
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Inspector Gadget
1985 Montgomery Ward
1985 Montgomery Ward
December 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Inspector Gadget
1985 Montgomery Ward
1985 Montgomery Ward