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The Local Bard
@thelocalbard.bsky.social
Toy photography, tabletop gaming, and random nonsense. I like things from dumb jokes and references, to movies and music, to erotic art/porn to model kits. So I dunno, mute me if you don't like seeing tits. :D

PFP by @gogoandyrobo.bsky.social
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HAPPY FIRST NIGHT OF HANUKKAH
December 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Let gals can be spiky, spicy and in full plate

(absolutely going wild for these two and Splashzon'es work!)
December 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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olea's new job
December 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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I know I'm the Retro Gaming guy, but I'm also very passionate about wild animal welfare.

It breaks my heart to see them hit by careless drivers in a hurry. If you drive, please be aware of your speed and look out for innocent creatures that are just trying to live and don't understand the dangers.
December 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Blokees Advent Calendar day 14:

Starscream altmode
December 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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I been under the weather again these past few days but I think it’s due to all the cedar they’re burning in my area.
Thankfully it’s just sinus.
December 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Fast Car

📷 Transformers Missing Link Sunstreaker
December 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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SmilodonnaVT - Twitch
apex predator nyanderthal
www.twitch.tv
December 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Serial Misbehaver 🔎🐰🩶👯‍♀️💖
December 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Kid: *showing me her new studded belt*
Me: Is that your new belt?
K: Yes. *folds it in half and begins miming hitting my knee*
M: Careful, some people like that
K: *look of disgust*
M: What? Not me, just people
K: :l Well I’m gonna hit your foot *taps me on the toe with belt*
December 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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I loved this one so much I thought it would make a cool keychain so im making one for myself! (Just the one for myself)

Gotta make sure everyone knows who drew it and made a back for it with their name with their art also
December 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Time once again to gather 'round my monitor and see what lego has in store for us!

#LEGO #AdventCalendar #Christmas #MerryChristmas #ToyPhotography
December 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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This tiny snowman blow mold from the 1960s is my new best friend.
December 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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YEEEEAAAH!! WARFRAME TIME!
twitch.tv/maneshark
MANESHARK - Twitch
Warsame
twitch.tv
December 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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おはようございます☀️

【グッドスマイルカンパニー SSSS.GRIDMAN 新条アカネ ~A wish come true~】

最近アカネちゃんはニューオーダー衣装でのフィギュア化が多いので制服姿はちょっと貴重かもね?
ミニスカも覗けますよ✨
#美少女フィギュア
December 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Day 2: Roaming Nagasaki a bit, then driving down to Kumamoto
December 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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🎄 SAUROZOIC SATURDAY 🎄

Just a reminder that for today we are offering buy one, get one free on all of our Saurozoic Warriors figures!

Head on over to our webstore now for a Dino hunt!! Offer ends tonight at 11:59pm EST

tinyurl.com/4bsksp9k
December 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Shockwave
Marvel Transformers Universe
December 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Santa Clause? No Saber’s Claws!! 🎁 better hope you’ve been good this year.. character belongs to @roboticsteve.bsky.social
#RingCatsSaber #RingCatsFanart #RingCatsSaberFanart #FurryArt #Digitalart #Digitalartwork #DigitalArtist #ArtistOnBlueSky
December 13, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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One can always armor up for a #cutiesaturday

(thanks SplashZone for letting me sketch these two)
December 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Toys R Us 1987
December 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Inspector Gadget
1985 Montgomery Ward
December 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM