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The Local Bard

@thelocalbard.bsky.social

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Toy photography, tabletop gaming, and random nonsense. I like things from dumb jokes and references, to movies and music, to erotic art/porn to model kits. So I dunno, mute me if you don't like seeing tits. :D PFP by @gogoandyrobo.bsky.social

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👻🌸MamaKiwi🌸👻 @kiwipotato.bsky.social · 48m

Who’s your fav? Roxy or Loona? Genuinely curious, for reasons 👀🐺

Rep your fav doggy wife with some cool merch! 💜❤️
kiwipotato.bigcartel.com/products

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Sixo | Transformers @sixotf.bsky.social · 1h

They’re going on the offensive!

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PSX Bunlith 🪄 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 1h

hey rusty, im dusty

bunlith in a mech pilot outfit with a backpack computer that has a big nintendo 64 style cartridge port on the back meant to plug into a cockpit seat. she is bending over away from the camera with her hands on her knees, saying "hey rusty i think i got some dust in my cerebral cortex port, would u mind blowing on it?"

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👻🌸MamaKiwi🌸👻 @kiwipotato.bsky.social · 53m

4 mousepads left! They’re limited edition so no restock! 💗

👻🌸MamaKiwi🌸👻 @kiwipotato.bsky.social · 2d

Breasties? Girlfriends? You choose 👀💗 New Roxy X Loona Standees (and more) are now available 💜🐺

kiwipotato.bigcartel.com/products

Roxanne Wolf and Loona Hellhound standing next to each other, creating a heart symbol with their hands while their breasts are gently touching, smirking lovingly at the viewer in Acrylic Standee form.

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The Local Bard @thelocalbard.bsky.social · 52m

Wat the shit are these I like them!

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Sophie Goose @sophiegoose.bsky.social · 1h

You're telling me, after ALL these years, Hasbro finally decided to steal Iron Factory's schtick and make some samurai robots? It took THIS long???

Either way, I love that Starscream has a tessen: just imagining him gently fanning himself while saying something snarky, then stabbing someone

10/10

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Sophie Goose @sophiegoose.bsky.social · 1h

Holy fucking shit

I'm gonna need this set IMMEDIATELY

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毒薔薇 @dokubara.bsky.social · 54m

不知火舞

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Diva @hyxpk.bsky.social · 1h

1400. Happy Pumpkin Party!

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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 2h

ICE is spotted between Western & Clark, Foster & Wilson, with people supposedly being grabbed from intersections & parking lots. This is in boring ass Ravenswood/Lincoln SQ of Chicago where i live.

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Justin McElroy @thoughtographic.bsky.social · 2h

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👻🌸MamaKiwi🌸👻 @kiwipotato.bsky.social · 2h

Y’know what I’ll just put her up for a flat £80! ($107)

Hellhound husky for grabs!
Design comes as seen, base and design by me! TOS in my bio 🖤

Dm me to claim! No holds or e-checks!

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Anti 🤖 @anti100.bsky.social · 2h

Nexus Prime

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『websake』 @websake.bsky.social · 2h

comm

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TheShunbun @theshunbun.bsky.social · 2h

Short hair Yam 🩵

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The Local Bard @thelocalbard.bsky.social · 13h

Grisa has a Halloween costume now!

#SnailShell #RPG03ZombieGrisa #ZombieGrisa #GettingOverIt #HalloweenCostume #ToyPhotography @wozhike.bsky.social

Grisa dressed as the player in the Getting Over It game. Sat in a cauldron and holding a sledgehammer

Grisa at the foot of a mountain of junk in her Getting Over It Costume

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👻🌸MamaKiwi🌸👻 @kiwipotato.bsky.social · 5h

Moeflavor released Loona and Verosika cosplays and I’m flat broke, so I’m putting them on my Throne, in hopes someone wants to see me model them! 🐺🌙🥺

throne.com/kiwipotato

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Sol Fury @solfury.bsky.social · 4h

Refraktor Reconnaissance Team - Transformers War for Cybertron: Siege (2019)

"Refraktor is an evil marauder - not a working camera" - actual disclaimer from the packaging.

#transformers
#warforcybertron
#transformerssiege

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RaiOuNSFW 🔞 @raiounsfw.bsky.social · 3h

....... uh oh

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Lobsteritus 🦞 Comms Closed! @lobsteritus.bsky.social · 3h

Halloween 2022 throwback! 🎃 #art #oc #amber #ayo

Amber and Ayo next to a huge jackolantern with the year "2022" carved into it. Amber (left) is dressed up as Elvira, and Ayo (right) is dressed as Lady Demitrescu from Resident Evil.

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Sixo | Transformers @sixotf.bsky.social · 3h

Some of you guessed it - this is the Choro-Q No. 16 Porsche 924 Carrera GTR on which the Cliffjumper design was based ❤️

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Wonder-Waffle 🦆 @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social · 3h

If you see this post a robot

Perfect excuse to show off the Godmars set I just got

ACTION TOYS - SIX GOD COMBINATION GOD MARS

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SmilodonnaVT 🍗 @smilodonnavt.bsky.social · 3h

live and GAMBLING 🐯🍖

twitch.tv/smilodonnavt

SmilodonnaVT - Twitch

apex predator nyanderthal

twitch.tv

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Steve ‘Stevesie’ Gregson @roboticsteve.bsky.social · 3h

TODAY:
7 pm UK
2 pm US Eastern
11 am US Pacific

Steve ‘Stevesie’ Gregson @roboticsteve.bsky.social · 20h

Tomorrow!

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Wonder-Waffle 🦆 @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social · 3h

her past becomes more fragmented more and more as time goes on. Not that it’s a bad thing, I think it just gives her motivation to try and become whole herself, or at least this new person she was suddenly made into.
She’s not “crazy”
She’s just broken and is trying to put together something new

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