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The Local Bard

@thelocalbard.bsky.social

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Toy photography, tabletop gaming, and random nonsense. I like things from dumb jokes and references, to movies and music, to erotic art/porn to model kits. So I dunno, mute me if you don't like seeing tits. :D PFP by @gogoandyrobo.bsky.social

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Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski) @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social · 3h

How about a slice of coffee?

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Sol Fury @solfury.bsky.social · 3h

Magnificus - Transformers Generations Selects (Deluxe class, 2023)

One Decepticon! Alone! Betrayed by the cause he loved! Now its last hope in their hour of need!

#transformers
#diaclone
#transformersgenerationsselects

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👻🌸MamaKiwi🌸👻 @kiwipotato.bsky.social · 2h

Lush lavender 💜

for @delavee.bsky.social !

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TheShunbun @theshunbun.bsky.social · 2h

Motion can turn into focus 🩵

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Wonder-Waffle 🦆 @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social · 1h

Gai!

Remember for years I been sayin Kimi has some siblings?

#art #furryart #digitalart #tanuki #illustration

Gai Tanabe
A short stacked but well built tanuki. She is actually a half-sister to Kimiyo. The two sharing very similar traits in some aspects.

Unlike Kimi who was raised in a village, Gai was raised on a secluded island. It wasn’t till recently that she’s begun to visit the mainland and her sister. Despite growing apart from each other the two are bonded by blood and seem to get along fairly well.

Her fighting style being rather more feral compared to Kimi. Raised on an island also has made her fairly strong.

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Dum Bass | Transformers @sixotf.bsky.social · 7h

Good morning!

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みこやん@新刊委託中 @mikoyan.bsky.social · 7h

ホタルガ氏

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Noppy @thomasnoppers.com · 6h

I altered my Blossoming Tortoise in Slash being happy.
#MtG #TMNT #alter

An alter of magic card Blossoming Turtle with depicted ninja turtle Slash amid a field of flowers. Holding up a plucked flower and gazing at it delightedly.

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DiaBrave Sid - 40th Best TF collection in Europe @diabrave.bsky.social · 4h

I would have waited an eternity (39 years) for this

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 3h

“Now relax. … Just like last week, I’m going to hold the red cape up for the count of 10. … When you start getting angry, I’ll put it down.”

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葵 @aofigure.bsky.social · 11h

【メガホビEXPO2025】
コトブキヤウマ娘
　ダイタクヘリオス
　トウカイテイオー
　サクラチヨノオー

コトブキヤからもウマ娘フィギュアがたくさん出ますね♪
ダスカでないかな〜ダスカ推しなんですよ⭐️
#美少女フィギュア

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The Local Bard @thelocalbard.bsky.social · 11h

What is your horror movie role this Halloween? 🎃 👻 🔪

SCORE! I'LL HAVE THE BIGGEST TITTIES!

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Nuclear Wasabi @nuclearwasabi.bsky.social · 15h

INKTOBER 8 - SHACKLED WARLOCK

Only the male is available my friends, DM me to check for availability if you're interested!

Male/Female nude version on Patreon! Link in the bio!

Full res: newgrounds.com/art/view/nuc...

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はるる缶@illustrator @harurukan.bsky.social · 15h

#絵描きさんと繋がりたい
今月中には完成させて出す予定のラフです(*´ω｀*)✨

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racc ⚢ @raccoattack.bsky.social · 19h

bad girls

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Laser 'Lizard' Lluis @lluisabadias.bsky.social · 16h

Would you help sir Guy Knightman on his honorable quest?

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Maz @tfsquareone.bsky.social · 17h

Dreadwing - 1988.

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The Jeremy! @tjeremy.com · 3d

Time for a tea party ☕️

#toyphotography #toypics #CMLL 🤼‍♂️🇲🇽

Figurines of the CMLL mascotas KeMonito y KeMalito

They are posed at a red circular dining table that has two white teacups, a platter of sandwiches, a plate of deviled eggs, and a pie. They are in front of a row of teal bookshelves that are loaded with books and what may or may not be actual penguins. And an umbrella.

The sandwiches are egg salad and they're for KeMonito. KeMalito can't have them because he's allergic. The deviled eggs are for KeMalito because he's a devil. I don't know how he can be allergic to egg salad sandwiches and not deviled eggs but hey it's not me. The pie is pumpkin and I think that cake is way better than pie. I don't know who the pie is for.

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Dum Bass | Transformers @sixotf.bsky.social · 18h

NEW COUNTDOWN! Skybound Transformers is BACK with a new era for #25! There's *plenty* to discuss as the fresh creative team gets to work, so let's dive on in with MAJOR SPOILERS here -->
tfsource.com/blog/2025/10...

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Noppy @thomasnoppers.com · 18h

Oh no I did a cool alter test but biffed up the for realsies one. Send help. #mtg

two cards. a Wary Okapi altered into a happy TMNT Slash and a Blossoming Turtle with a super ugly background.

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KA @kodiakaguero.bsky.social · 18h

Rick descansa entre temporadas.
The Walking Dead es una serie de televisión estadounidense de drama horror postapocalíptico de AMC basada en la serie de cómics homónima de Robert Kirkman, Tony Moore y Charlie Adlard.
#toyphotography
De la serie "My own private Halloween" #Caracas

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Lucah 🐴 Mom @lucahjin.bsky.social · 20h

Y'all have been SO DAMN KIND about me posting selfies and whatnot but I think we know who the real showstopper is 👀

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Wonder-Waffle 🦆 @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social · 20h

Donnie I’m shoving you into a locker.

Also I doubt it but I feel like this is a jab on the many MANY bootleg toys tmnt was getting for decades and I’m here for it

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Dum Bass | Transformers @sixotf.bsky.social · 19h

Pre-order alert! @hobbygenki.bsky.social have some new Transformers stuff available to order now - affiliate links for everything below

Some amazing prices when converted from ¥JPY & great shipping options too, plus pay now or pay later options

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