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Billy Foster IS The Secret Device
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"Fighting is out of fashion... fun is where the fear is." I'm from the 1100's.
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Billy Foster IS The Secret Device @themewl.bsky.social · 2h
Only one song exists in the Uninvited universe also
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Billy Foster IS The Secret Device @themewl.bsky.social · 6h
This is democracy manifest.
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Subway Sandwich Meal?
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Billy Foster IS The Secret Device @themewl.bsky.social · 7h
A man holding a sword he is unsheathing. When you were partying I studied the onions and mustard. When you were having premarital sex I mastered the onions and mustard. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity I cultivated the onions and mustard. And now that the world is on fire and yhe goons are at the gate you have tha audacity to come to me for help?
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 8h
The first time I posted this, Zohran was down 30 points. We had never met and we were in a room full of famous people. Absolutely nobody knew who he was, so we were able to talk Onion headlines uninterrupted for ten minutes.

This was five months ago. Now he's one of the most important people alive.
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Billy Foster IS The Secret Device @themewl.bsky.social · 8h
Just show the kids clips of Dan Cortese to dispel this nonsense
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Modiphius @modiphius.bsky.social · 8h
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Tasting History with Max Miller @tastinghistory.bsky.social · 8h
Water Pie was around long before the Great Depression, but it’s a cheap and tasty dessert for any hard times. youtu.be/_FA7Rekqu94?...
Water Pie for Hard Times
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Justin Carter @gigawattconduit.bsky.social · 11h
Woke up today to the news
Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake from the SNL short “dick in a box”
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 8h
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Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave
SUMNER, NE—The Richard B. Cheney Vice Presidential Library and Museum officially opened to the public on Wednesday, housing a variety of exhibits honoring the legacy of the former vice president on di...
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Billy Foster IS The Secret Device @themewl.bsky.social · 9h
Go "The Big Apple". We are watching from "The Windy City".
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Billy Foster IS The Secret Device @themewl.bsky.social · 9h
Post a bird announcing that Dick Cheney is dead
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Billy Foster IS The Secret Device @themewl.bsky.social · 9h
"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that used to be a Subway sandwich, you'll know what to do!"
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
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Billy Foster IS The Secret Device @themewl.bsky.social · 11h
Excllent. Always remember to keep it fun.
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Billy Foster IS The Secret Device @themewl.bsky.social · 11h
I woke up with the feeling a bit of evil had left the world and then I learn Dick Cheney died
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 11h
The old world* is dying.
The new world** is waiting to be born.***
Now is the time of monsters.****

* Dick Cheney
** Mamdani
*** elected
**** They did the mash
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 11h
Today is only the beginning.

Our time has come, New York. Our time is now.
Today is only the beginning.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11h
Great day for people who have Seen Enough
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Billy Foster IS The Secret Device @themewl.bsky.social · 16h
omg @rifftrax.com thank you for the Estevezaissance
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"Baby Ghost", Theme from the Film "Baby Ghost"
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Billy Foster IS The Secret Device @themewl.bsky.social · 17h
I remember when the Chicago chapter of the Guardian Angel's worked out of a space at Wicker Park and Damen
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Paul Chadwick @paulchadwick.bsky.social · 19h
Cover to Italian edition of Think Like a Mountain. That's a drift net above him. I gave this drawing to my lawyer.
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Billy Foster IS The Secret Device @themewl.bsky.social · 19h
Predator and The Walking Dead
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Name movie or tv universes that aren’t connected but should be.
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Billy Foster IS The Secret Device @themewl.bsky.social · 19h
fyi: R Public House in Rogers Park, Chicago has free family food bundles, no questions asked. They make excellent food so I bet these are really delicious. Pass it on to anyone you know who needs it. Chicken quarters, cabbage, yellow carrots and potatoes in rendered bacon.
Come in, ask for a family meal to go, and let us take care of dinner. Need two? Four? Eight? No problem. Just pop it in your oven to reheat and enjoy. Chicken quarters, cabbage, yellow carrots and potatoes in rendered bacon. No need to prove anything, no questions, no worries. We just love feeding our neighbors.
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Billy Foster IS The Secret Device @themewl.bsky.social · 19h
IMDB has it!
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Billy Foster IS The Secret Device @themewl.bsky.social · 20h
The president of GenCorp, J.K. Robertson has endorsed Andrew Cuomo as well.
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Billy Foster IS The Secret Device @themewl.bsky.social · 1d
This is baloney. Gov thinks they have him in a pickle. He'll go free once they wrap this up.
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