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🎃Noob🎃

@thenoobpainter.bsky.social

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🎃Noob🎃 @thenoobpainter.bsky.social · Oct 11

Welcome to my gallery, weary traveler. Enjoy some tiny people.

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🎃Noob🎃 @thenoobpainter.bsky.social · 1h

a puppet in a tuxedo and bow tie is pointing at the camera with the words i 'll allow it below him .

ALT: a puppet in a tuxedo and bow tie is pointing at the camera with the words i 'll allow it below him .

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🎃Noob🎃 @thenoobpainter.bsky.social · 1h

Ooh, large woman good.

Do I have faith they would give us an ogre-mommy though? I dunno.

🎃Noob🎃 @thenoobpainter.bsky.social · 1h

I think the one on the far left is some kind of ogre, hunching over some in a "big arms" pose.

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🎃Noob🎃 @thenoobpainter.bsky.social · 2h

I'm assuming it's like BSF or Cursed City where they only show half of the platable characters on the front cover.

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🎃Noob🎃 @thenoobpainter.bsky.social · 2h

Alternative heroes?

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🎃Noob🎃 @thenoobpainter.bsky.social · 2h

Yeah, setting up the weird tiles in Blackstone Fortress was kind of a pain. Curious to see how this plays out.

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Nikki Sullivan @nikkikolls.bsky.social · 2h

Live now on Twitch to start one of our autumn projects - The Minstrel from Mindwork Games! 🎃🍂

www.twitch.tv/nikkikolls

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🎃Noob🎃 @thenoobpainter.bsky.social · 15h

Wait until you learn about the Bi-Phasic Plasma Shielding and Masers.

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Micah Seacole @micahseacole.bsky.social · 1d

#Sketch - Cadaecia

@jimbleshasarrived.bsky.social's character from their wrath and glory game who I may or may not be very normal about.

#ArtSky #OCSky #DigitalArt #WarHammer40k

digital sketch, an thin, athletic woman with a prosthetic arm wearing a large coat and holding a gun and a sniper rifle as tall as her. The sign of the Inquisition is emblazoned on her chest plate.

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Mandzak Miniatures @mandzakminiatures.bsky.social · 16h

13yrs in the making, through many stages of trial and error my Egret-Shaman for Mordheim is complete.
I wanted to convey a lot of movement with this guy.
Now for the rest of the warband..
#WarhammerCommunity #warhammer #aos #paintingwarhammer #paintcultist #mordheim #theoldworld

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BOOOOlioraptor, PhD (spooky version) @biblioraptorphd.bsky.social · 1d

Janet saying: Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place
because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.

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🎃Noob🎃 @thenoobpainter.bsky.social · 1d

a man says " let 's get this tpk going come on " in a dark room

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🎃Noob🎃 @thenoobpainter.bsky.social · 1d

How does he keep getting away with this?!

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Huguette @halflingworkshop.bsky.social · 1d

Aw, just learned (probably 10 years later) that Katty Perry and Orlando Bloom are no longer together. Guess their love will be forever engraved in one of my Ork masterpiece : Katty Péril and her squig Orlando Boom 😥
#nerdlings #warhammer #orktober #paintingminiatures

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🎃Noob🎃 @thenoobpainter.bsky.social · 1d

Sonic Sledgehammer left my paint pots open overnight causing them to go dry.

He also makes the tips of my superglue bottles seal up.

Sonic Spookhammer 👻🎃 @sonicsledgehammer.bsky.social · 1d

I don't make miniatures. I don't create STLs. I don't run a store. I don't run Kickstarters. I'm not a courier. I don't set the cost of metal, oil, or anything.

Complaining to me about price or delivery time or fulfillment of something... what do you want me to do?

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The Bearded Halfling @thebeardedhalfling.bsky.social · 1d

Cultist: "I don't understand! We waited until all the planets were aligned and did the ritual. Why did it not work?"

Eldritch being: "All the planets?"

Cultist: "Well... Pluto doesn't count-"

Eldritch Being: "IT DOES TO ME!!!"

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DungeonChild @dungeonchild.bsky.social · 1d

Hope VaeVictis made Two-handed axe variant of this dude #fantasy #miniature #mordheim

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Pani Mauser @panimauser.bsky.social · 1d

My #orktober project - Work Orks.

With Speed Paint markers and their no-setup convenience I decided to try painting at work during the lunch break. I usually have ten to fifteen minutes after I finish my food.

So I pre-shaded some orks, and went onto testing the theory. And it worked out great!