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bluesky is the best app because news does not break here and there are no checkmarks agitating for status, its all random thoughts projected straight from the dome without expectation of response or consequence - which is the very definition of shitposting
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Watching Tomasek be the net front presence on the PP put “Czech Hyman” in my head and now that’s all I think when I see him. If the Oilogosphere is looking for a nickname for Tomasek I think we should go for that one.
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know its still early but these game cards for cody ceci are absolutely brutal. even more psychotic is that he's only just entering the first season of a 4 year deal
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there is rotating goalies based on work load and there is sitting a goalie because of a massive fuck up that blew a 3 goal lead and cost the team a win
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is it good that it only took one game for skinner to be replaced as the starter
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me canadiansplaining to my american friends why most of the country outside of toronto loves the blue jays while absolutely hating the maple leafs because of a relativist national identity bound by the forced attention and contempt of centralized media which permeates fandom & monopolizes attention
theoilluminati.bsky.social
Watching Tomasek be the net front presence on the PP put “Czech Hyman” in my head and now that’s all I think when I see him. If the Oilogosphere is looking for a nickname for Tomasek I think we should go for that one.
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somewhat related but i remain convinced that smytty and his wife wanted to move back to edmonton from los angeles because they saw all the tabloid stories of paulina gretzky going wild in the club and didnt want their daughters to have that future
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lowkey when ekholm was traded from the preds to the oilers and he said both he & his wife were looking forward to raising their kids in edmonton it was because they felt safer. only a few days after the trade the shooting at covenant school in nashville left 6 people dead including 3 nine year kids.
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I love the Blue Jays but I have no idea why any Canadian would want to cross the border to watch a ballgame knowing people are being disappeared off the street by the gestapo
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vladdy’s abuela has fed all dominican mlb players that rolled thru montreal/anaheim/toronto for decades. bautista said he’s known vladdy since he was a kid going over to the guerrero’s for home cooking - they revere the family and love vladdy because they have known him all his life
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Seeing clips of Pedro and Papi talking Vladdy...the fraternity of Dominican ballplayers couldn't love him more.
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never give skinner an early 3 goal lead we have been here before
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jack roslovic saw the oilers play 20 minutes and then decided to sign with the team
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after 20 minutes:
nuge and mcdavid are each on pace to score 492 pts the 2025/26 nhl season
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every local knows that the correct way to pronounce "fuck calgary" is "fuck calgree"
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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lowkey when ekholm was traded from the preds to the oilers and he said both he & his wife were looking forward to raising their kids in edmonton it was because they felt safer. only a few days after the trade the shooting at covenant school in nashville left 6 people dead including 3 nine year kids.