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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe!
@theonlyorbei.bsky.social
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 1h
I’d like to think of myself as an artist but I’m not eccentric enough.
theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 1h
No bitch, YOU need to call Car Shield now.
theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 1h
He brought all the peace to Israel but yet plans to go to war with his own fellow Americans. 🙄

Make it make sense.
theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 1h
Beef and turkey bacon is an abomination.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 1h
It’s 2025. It should be apparent to EVERYONE that all people aren’t wired the same way for this system of things.
theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 2h
I would talk to my doctor about being treated for my depression but I don’t want to be prescribed something that’ll make me want to have an active social life.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 2h
The only people I like are the ones on anti-depressants but are still just as depressed as they were before the meds.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 2h
I’m only on social media because talking to myself is the only thing I’m truly great at.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 2h
The world went to shit after VH1’s Behind The Music was cancelled.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 2h
Yes I can attend yoga class while having diarrhea and bleeding from my eyeballs!
theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 2h
I wish they would make pharmaceutical drug commercials where the actors experience the side effects of the drugs advertised.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 2h
I wish they would make pharmaceutical drug commercials where the actors experience the side effects of the drugs advertised.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 4h
😂😂
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 21h
Both.
a cartoon of buzz lightyear with the words where are you going with this
ALT: a cartoon of buzz lightyear with the words where are you going with this
media.tenor.com
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 21h
Lots.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 23h
Diane Keaton died to keep white women from crashing out over Dolly Parton being sick.

Stay woke.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 1d
It bothers me in movies that depict a dystopian future, everyone still has perfect teeth and hair.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 1d
Woke up depressed because it’s not the end of the world.
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lordratsquirt.bsky.social
Lord Rat Squirt @lordratsquirt.bsky.social · 1d
Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans, and it's a cereal.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 1d
Odd bless baked turkey wings.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 1d
Remember that time bill clinton wanted to know if aliens were being kept at roswell, New Mexico and they was like, “nope”?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.
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etbeeegood.bsky.social
headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 1d
a laundry soap mascot that’s a depressed worm

(worms love dirt so clean clothes make them sad)
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 1d
Humans are a lot.
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spinningforce.bsky.social
Angelic Fruitcake [She/Her] @spinningforce.bsky.social · 1d
Adding "Dream Destroyer" to my résumé
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artistina.bsky.social
TC @artistina.bsky.social · 2d
in answer to your question:

no
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 2d
You’re a regular Captain Nemo.
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