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@therealjoramd.bsky.social

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 3d

I can't stop watching this
#BlueJays #wantitall

Jordan @jordanmackinnon.bsky.social · 3d

The Vladdy-David Ortiz interaction on Fox in front of Jeter & A-Rod is the stuff of legends.

¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 1d

Unsolicited Dick pic

Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 1d

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 3d

I can't stop watching this
#BlueJays #wantitall

Jordan @jordanmackinnon.bsky.social · 3d

The Vladdy-David Ortiz interaction on Fox in front of Jeter & A-Rod is the stuff of legends.

¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 3d

We all know it, Buck, but you dont have to say it!

#BlueJays #CaptKirk

¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 8d

This is called a strike?!?

#BlueJays #WantItAll

A graphic on a TV showing a baseball well outside the strike zone being called a strike

Why would people place bets on a sport that is decided by such bad calls. The fact they say this could be a "make-up call" from an earlier error makes it worse.

¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 22d

I love blocking idiots like this, but sometimes it's fun to dig in and block everyone in their orbit

Welcome to my block party bitches!

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 24d

Omg no!!! 🤢 Really?!? I'm a Jays fan and was simply looking at his numbers because I needed a solid starter on a good team

¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 24d

Huh. I did not know that about him, and I'm pretty sure that would've changed my decision to add him to my fantasy team.

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 28d

Um, excuse me, we're trying to have a conversation

#Caturday

A picture over the arm of a couch with just the heads of a man and cat, looking at the camera as if they've been interrupted mid conversation

Beyond them, on the couch,are areas for the tabby cat to get comfy. As if a couch isn't already comfy that you need to also add your plush fuzzy pajama bottoms or ruin a Hudson's Bay blanket...especially now with their whole bankruptcy thing and will we still be able to get these?

¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · Sep 11

That joystick gave me the worst blister between thumb and forefinger

¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · Sep 11

Sometimes it just feels so good to rub your eyes until you see spots

¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · Sep 11

As if I needed another reason to hate the fucking Yankees

Buck was right, "They're not a good team."

New York Yankees (Bot) @yankeesbot.bsky.social · Sep 10

Before tonight's game we held a moment of silence in memoriam of Charlie Kirk.

Kirk founded the youth activist group “Turning Point USA” and had become a fixture on college campuses. Charlie Kirk, a husband and father of two children, was 31 years old.

Moment of silence at Yankee Stadium for Charlie Kirk.

¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · Sep 2

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary

Gary, Where's My Car?

TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · Sep 2

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary

Big Trouble In Little Gary

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · Sep 2

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary

Top Gary

¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · Sep 1

Cow tools World

The Cow tools cartoon by Larson mashed up with Wyeth's Christina's World

¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · Aug 30

Perk / Cost

#Caturday

Jaaja has been crawling onto me and showering me with cuddles

A picture of a tabby cat curled in the arm of someone wearing a blue shirt and grey track pants

The cost of Jaaja's love is everything covered in fur

A blue Thievery Corporation shirt covered in white fur

¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · Aug 30

Even my coffee is disappointed this morning

An orange Le Creuset mug with F*CK spelled out in latte foam

Can't he take a hint and just die already?

¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · Aug 29

I know one of the actors who played Howard. He got to keep a set of duck feet

He would've been around 13 yo during filming so I'm guessing that's not him in bed with Leah

¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · Aug 29

If there were two boys in the family (as in mine) you can guarantee a game of chicken was played with these
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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · Mar 24

Age yourself with a toy from your childhood.

A photo of a box of Hasbro's Javelin Darts. "An exciting outdoor game of skill for the whole family!" ...until someone catches one of these airborne weapons in their head.

Why don't you just buy the kids some throwing axes or ninja stars and drop the pretense

¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · Aug 29

Well, this was an easy $20 a month savings

A message from Crave on my Samsung TV letting me know that I need to upgrade my television in order to keep streaming their app

Bye bye Crave

¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · Aug 23

Jaaja likes to lie between my legs on the ottoman. When she turns around to face me she will sometimes stretch out

No sudden movements or loud noises please

#Caturday