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music lover 🍁 sports fan 🍁 science guy

🍁elbows up🍁
I welcome everyone to the Catherine O'Hara bandwagon but if you only know her from Schitt's Creek, I strongly recommend working backward thru her catalogue and don't stop until you finish SCTV 💔
January 31, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Muppet a rated R movie

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Muppet
Muppet a rated R movie

Alien v Muppets
Muppet a Rated R Movie

Sex, Lies, and Muppet Tapes
January 23, 2026 at 1:51 AM
🤣 Canadian broadcaster apologizes in January for swearing heard during a live sports event back in October

Go Jays Go
January 22, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Share a television show that raised you:
January 18, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Here's a timeline cleanse of Jaaja enjoying her #Caturday games
January 18, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Sad to hear of Bob Weir's passing. It's been a while but once a Deadhead, always a Deadhead
January 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
All shake, no bake
All fiddle, no faddle
All razzle, no dazzle
January 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
The Trivago guy's veneers are overwhelming. And he's always smugly showing them off, like, Look at me I saved money on my hotel booking so I can have a set of horse teeth installed in my mouth
January 1, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Caesars Palace called.

They suggested that you jerk it out.
Iron Maiden called.

They suggested that you run to the hills.
December 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote?

Mine is:
"Say hello to my little Avatar!"
What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote?

Mine is:
"I love the smell of Avatar in the morning"
What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote?

Mine is:
"We're going to need a bigger Avatar! "
December 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
There was a very interesting cloud on my way home and with the wisps at its weirdly straight edge, it could pass for a tsunami in a disaster movie.

With a few very Canadian businesses down the road it would have to take place in BC tho
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Well, time for me to smoke until I forget what happened

Thanks for the season #BlueJays
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Fucking classless Dodgers fans cheering Springer getting injured.

You know Teoscar played on the same team right?

#BlueJays
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Hey Dodgers fans, can you remind me who Teoscar was playing for during the 2016-17 season?

#BlueJays
October 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"As opposed to the Louvre in Wisconsin"
October 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
"Yeah Dave you always pause it here to show me your name, but I still don't know what a fucking key grip is"
October 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Unsolicited Dick pic
October 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I can't stop watching this
#BlueJays #wantitall
The Vladdy-David Ortiz interaction on Fox in front of Jeter & A-Rod is the stuff of legends.
October 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
We all know it, Buck, but you dont have to say it!

#BlueJays #CaptKirk
October 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This is called a strike?!?

#BlueJays #WantItAll
October 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Um, excuse me, we're trying to have a conversation

#Caturday
September 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Sometimes it just feels so good to rub your eyes until you see spots
September 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
As if I needed another reason to hate the fucking Yankees

Buck was right, "They're not a good team."
Before tonight's game we held a moment of silence in memoriam of Charlie Kirk.

Kirk founded the youth activist group “Turning Point USA” and had become a fixture on college campuses. Charlie Kirk, a husband and father of two children, was 31 years old.
September 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary

Gary, Where's My Car?
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary

Big Trouble In Little Gary
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary

Top Gary
September 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Cow tools World
September 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM