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@therealjoramd.bsky.social
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The Trivago guy's veneers are overwhelming. And he's always smugly showing them off, like, Look at me I saved money on my hotel booking so I can have a set of horse teeth installed in my mouth
January 1, 2026 at 7:02 PM
The Trivago guy's veneers are overwhelming. And he's always smugly showing them off, like, Look at me I saved money on my hotel booking so I can have a set of horse teeth installed in my mouth
Caesars Palace called.
They suggested that you jerk it out.
They suggested that you jerk it out.
Iron Maiden called.
They suggested that you run to the hills.
They suggested that you run to the hills.
December 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Caesars Palace called.
They suggested that you jerk it out.
They suggested that you jerk it out.
What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote?
Mine is:
"Say hello to my little Avatar!"
Mine is:
"Say hello to my little Avatar!"
What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote?
Mine is:
"I love the smell of Avatar in the morning"
Mine is:
"I love the smell of Avatar in the morning"
What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote?
Mine is:
"We're going to need a bigger Avatar! "
Mine is:
"We're going to need a bigger Avatar! "
December 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote?
Mine is:
"Say hello to my little Avatar!"
Mine is:
"Say hello to my little Avatar!"
There was a very interesting cloud on my way home and with the wisps at its weirdly straight edge, it could pass for a tsunami in a disaster movie.
With a few very Canadian businesses down the road it would have to take place in BC tho
With a few very Canadian businesses down the road it would have to take place in BC tho
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
There was a very interesting cloud on my way home and with the wisps at its weirdly straight edge, it could pass for a tsunami in a disaster movie.
With a few very Canadian businesses down the road it would have to take place in BC tho
With a few very Canadian businesses down the road it would have to take place in BC tho
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
October 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"As opposed to the Louvre in Wisconsin"
October 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
"As opposed to the Louvre in Wisconsin"
"Yeah Dave you always pause it here to show me your name, but I still don't know what a fucking key grip is"
October 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"Yeah Dave you always pause it here to show me your name, but I still don't know what a fucking key grip is"
Unsolicited Dick pic
October 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Unsolicited Dick pic
The Vladdy-David Ortiz interaction on Fox in front of Jeter & A-Rod is the stuff of legends.
October 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
October 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
September 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Sometimes it just feels so good to rub your eyes until you see spots
September 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Sometimes it just feels so good to rub your eyes until you see spots
As if I needed another reason to hate the fucking Yankees
Buck was right, "They're not a good team."
Buck was right, "They're not a good team."
Before tonight's game we held a moment of silence in memoriam of Charlie Kirk.
Kirk founded the youth activist group “Turning Point USA” and had become a fixture on college campuses. Charlie Kirk, a husband and father of two children, was 31 years old.
Kirk founded the youth activist group “Turning Point USA” and had become a fixture on college campuses. Charlie Kirk, a husband and father of two children, was 31 years old.
September 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
As if I needed another reason to hate the fucking Yankees
Buck was right, "They're not a good team."
Buck was right, "They're not a good team."
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary
Gary, Where's My Car?
Gary, Where's My Car?
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary
Big Trouble In Little Gary
Big Trouble In Little Gary
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary
Top Gary
Top Gary
September 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary
Gary, Where's My Car?
Gary, Where's My Car?
August 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Even my coffee is disappointed this morning
August 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Even my coffee is disappointed this morning
Well, this was an easy $20 a month savings
August 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Well, this was an easy $20 a month savings
Jaaja likes to lie between my legs on the ottoman. When she turns around to face me she will sometimes stretch out
No sudden movements or loud noises please
#Caturday
No sudden movements or loud noises please
#Caturday
August 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Jaaja likes to lie between my legs on the ottoman. When she turns around to face me she will sometimes stretch out
No sudden movements or loud noises please
#Caturday
No sudden movements or loud noises please
#Caturday
Jaaja almost forgot about #InternationalCatDay
August 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Jaaja almost forgot about #InternationalCatDay
I was at a waterpark and saw this in the lot. I've never been up close to one and asked my brother to take a pic of me with it. Turns out the owner was close by and took offense to me posing with his $140,000 mistake 😬
#FuckElon #TeslaTakedown
#FuckElon #TeslaTakedown
July 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I was at a waterpark and saw this in the lot. I've never been up close to one and asked my brother to take a pic of me with it. Turns out the owner was close by and took offense to me posing with his $140,000 mistake 😬
#FuckElon #TeslaTakedown
#FuckElon #TeslaTakedown