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Ryan - and I just want Chris Jones to give a shit again @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 1h

Love somebody in your life like baseball managers love ineffective left-handed relievers

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Danielle - Baseball & bad decisions ⚾ @missroyalkc.bsky.social · 1h

DFA Butker and tell him it's the rapture

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Ryan - and I just want Chris Jones to give a shit again @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 1h

Leo Chenal is such a crayon-eating lunatic and I love him

#ChiefsKingdom

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Ryan - and I just want Chris Jones to give a shit again @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 1h

I’m scared for Melissa Stark being that close to that man

Ryan - and I just want Chris Jones to give a shit again @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 2h

What if the silver lining of Butker sucking is that it forces Andy to go for it more.

That's probably a net positive lol

Ryan - and I just want Chris Jones to give a shit again @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 2h

Nick Bolton doesn’t need to be in coverage anymore tonight

Ryan - and I just want Chris Jones to give a shit again @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 2h

That’s another $7.77 to Planned Parenthood on behalf of Harrison Butker

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Ryan - and I just want Chris Jones to give a shit again @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 1d

I will never understand the guys who stay in the dugout to watch the other team celebrate.

I would’ve been halfway to the airport before Ortiz threw the ball to first

Ryan - and I just want Chris Jones to give a shit again @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 1d

Just wrote the first page of my first screenplay.

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Justin LaLiberty @jlalibs.com · 1d

What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.

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Ryan - and I just want Chris Jones to give a shit again @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 1d

If they run the suicide squeeze Pierzynski will self combust

Ryan - and I just want Chris Jones to give a shit again @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 1d

456 total pitches thrown so far in this game

Ryan - and I just want Chris Jones to give a shit again @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 1d

Release a swarm of bees next inning

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 1d

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Ryan - and I just want Chris Jones to give a shit again @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 1d

Sir the second “take me out to the ballgame” just happened in Seattle

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John Saward @rbuas.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe nothing in sports as close to hard drugs as watching a bullpen rollicking in and out of jams, wet hair and strange jewelry, spitting and cursing, having entire conversations with themselves. A ship of filthy pirates drunk on the high seas.

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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 1d

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Ryan - and I just want Chris Jones to give a shit again @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 1d

Rob Manfred: “We’re starting with full counts. Foul balls are strikeouts. If the catcher can catch it, it’s a strike”

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Roger Cormier: Built for Fall @yayroger.bsky.social · 1d

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

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Ryan - and I just want Chris Jones to give a shit again @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 1d

AJ Pierzynski is ruining a beautiful baseball game.

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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 1d

"And with that walkoff home run, the Seattle Mariners win and advance to the ALC-"

"Still feel like they should have bunted."

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Ryan - and I just want Chris Jones to give a shit again @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 1d

“It’s a foul ball. Looks like a foul ball. That’s a foul ball. That’s gotta be a foul ball. Have to call that a foul ball.”

-AJ Pierzynski

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Ryan - and I just want Chris Jones to give a shit again @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 1d

Teams running the contact play

Ryan - and I just want Chris Jones to give a shit again @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 2d

We’ve reached the point of the broadcast where the announcers are getting punchy

Adam Wainwright: “This reminds me of the time that I killed that drifter outside the Spearmint Rhino.”

Adam Amin: “….. and it’s 1-1 to McKinstry…..”

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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