Darren Frankenface
@thesleeperssleep.bsky.social
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Catering a python's birthday party. Does anyone know where I can buy 50 dead mice
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lpp.bsky.social
Black Messiah hit me like a Mack truck, man. This is so sad. RIP king.
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I have not and likely will not ever see the movie, but I listen to this song all the time
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nictringali.bsky.social
[me coaching the knight who is about to sit down to a game of chess with Death] have fun and be yourself!
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thesleeperssleep.bsky.social
Catering a python's birthday party. Does anyone know where I can buy 50 dead mice
thesleeperssleep.bsky.social
You're literally Thinking Arby's
thesleeperssleep.bsky.social
No dessert for Villein. He's in a state of brumation. I'd have a little slice of the cheesecake though
thesleeperssleep.bsky.social
We're crepuscular. We move at twilight
thesleeperssleep.bsky.social
Opting out of Mortal Kombat. My moves are not that great and I don't wish death on any of my fellow combatants
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lightblanket.bsky.social
Not now I’m busy failing to capture the beauty of fall leaves with my phone camera
thesleeperssleep.bsky.social
A craving for old school wedding cake rose and fell like a wave
thesleeperssleep.bsky.social
The invention of the wheel, for starters
thesleeperssleep.bsky.social
The love of Arby's is a bond stronger than any conflict
thesleeperssleep.bsky.social
"Everyone has surprises" is a core tenet of my life
thesleeperssleep.bsky.social
When I was 10 he drove an hour one way to pick me up from a friend's house because I had shat myself while playing basketball. As I climbed, reeking, into the cab of the truck, he turned to me and said, "Everyone has surprises"
lalaspeaks.bsky.social
What’s ONE green flag about your father?
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mythologybot.boodoo.co
F162.6.1
Lake
of fire
in otherworld.
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thesleeperssleep.bsky.social
Champagne-colored Subaru Forester. An ally sits within