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Theta Salmon @thetasalmon.bsky.social · 6h

That’s because Shane Jones is clearly in his tantrum-throwing second childhood and, with a bag of cash in each hand from the industries he oversees, all he needs now is a pooper-scooper to cover his mouth hole. 💩

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 8h

ONE WEEK FROM TODAY: Make your voices heard. Join us in a peaceful protest across our country against the most corrupt, deceitful & criminal Administration in U.S. History. We say NO KINGS, NO CROOKS, NO SPRAY-TAN CONMAN! 👎

Check for a location near you at: www.nokings.org

#BeThere 👍

No Kings

As the president escalates his authoritarian power grab, the NO KINGS non-violent movement continues to rise stronger. We are united once again to remind the world: America has No Kings and the power ...

www.nokings.org

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This is what happens when you become a billionaire, once you've bought everything that can be bought and own everything you always wanted to own the only thing left to do is talk shit, get your face in the media, and score as many ego points as possible.

The man is dead inside, empty.

Peter Thiel reportedly linked Greta Thunberg and AI skeptics to the Antichrist

In a four-part lecture series on his views of religion, billionaire Peter Thiel reportedly said Luddites are the Antichrist.

go.stonking.com

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Theta Salmon @thetasalmon.bsky.social · 6h

Nepotism IS DEI.
For failsons.

Theta Salmon @thetasalmon.bsky.social · 6h

It won’t.
Netanyahu knows he goes to jail and maybe to The Hague if it does.
The war must continue as long as Netanyahu clings to power.

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Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 8h

Should the New York Times be sold to Pennysaver and its editors sent to work in Amazon warehouses? It depends on who you ask.

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Theta Salmon @thetasalmon.bsky.social · 6h

Caltrops.
Always the solution.
Easy to make.
Non-violent.
Stops all vehicles (except tanks)

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Theta Salmon @thetasalmon.bsky.social · 6h

Bondi must have a “pocket pardon” already, because otherwise she is going to jail for a long, long time.

(plus will spend the rest of her life being spat on in the street)

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Bondi: "We've been living through a horrific cycle of political violence in this country ... night after night antifa wrecks havoc on the streets of our cities. In Minnesota, a gunman murdered a state lawmaker and her husband."

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Theta Salmon @thetasalmon.bsky.social · 6h

“Shane Jones throws a tantrum that anyone else or any other body can make rules for the fishing industry that is bribing the shit out of him, and demands that all authority over fisheries be placed in his hands so he can make more money”

- Corrected the headline

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Theta Salmon @thetasalmon.bsky.social · 6h

Perfect post.
Stealing this phrase. 😜

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Theta Salmon @thetasalmon.bsky.social · 1d

Chill.
It’s just 🍆 and 🍑 emojis.

Theta Salmon @thetasalmon.bsky.social · 1d

You mean after years of fucking up the economy / gaslighting us all that “We’re on the Right Track”, she suddenly decides they CAN give some minor dollars to hospitals???

1) Believe it when I see it. Privatizing is still the plan.
2) How much?
3) Fuck off, you incompetent wanknozzle.

#nzpol

Daily Indignation @dailyindignation.bsky.social · 1d

Well that’s certainly the headline the government wanted when they drew it up on the whiteboard, cheers NZME, job done.

Nzherald.co.nz: Nicola Willis says Chorus sales money could go towards funding hospitals and schools

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Theta Salmon @thetasalmon.bsky.social · 1d

I’m beginning to think Mike Johnson might be in the Epstein Files…..

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Theta Salmon @thetasalmon.bsky.social · 1d

You forgot to add:

“… because Thiel is fucking insane and has been huffing his own farts for far too long.”

#FIFY

Theta Salmon @thetasalmon.bsky.social · 1d

Not all Republicans are pedos…
But 95% of the Pedos are Republican.

Just sayin.

Theta Salmon @thetasalmon.bsky.social · 1d

Yep.

Apparently every accusation was a confession…

Who knew?
🙄

Theta Salmon @thetasalmon.bsky.social · 1d

Wow, Heggie is a cheap drunk.
Who knew?

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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 1d

Not only is this rude, inappropriate, partisan, costly, and illegal, it reveals the fundamentally anti-American idiocy of this administration’s policy of handing over to China the most important economic sector of the 21st century.

Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree.bsky.social · 10d

Next move from OMB - canceling $8 billion in clean energy funds. You will note, all of the projects are in states led by Democrats

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Theta Salmon @thetasalmon.bsky.social · 1d

To be fair that’s only because Bari is a deluded Zionist fuckwit with zero integrity.

🤷‍♂️

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social · 1d

Jokes are great…🤣🤣😈😈🤣🤣
#NeverGonnaGetIt

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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 1d

Meanwhile in #Portland

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

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Theta Salmon @thetasalmon.bsky.social · 2d

There.
Are.
Not.
Enough.
Soldiers.

Theta Salmon @thetasalmon.bsky.social · 2d

You’re not enjoying “The West Wing: Weekend At Bernie’s Edition”??

Say it ain’t so!
🤣

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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 2d

We seem to have reached the ‘portraying the KKK in a negative light is controversial’ stage already.

DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 3d

Ubisoft canceled an ‘ASSASSINS CREED’ game set in the post-Civil War era

• Featured a Black Assassin who was formerly a slave

• Players would fight the emerging KKK

• Leadership canceled it after concerns with U.S. political climate & Yasuke backlash

(Source: www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...)

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Theta Salmon @thetasalmon.bsky.social · 2d

“Oh five hundred!”
“What does the “oh” stand for?”
“Oh My God it’s early!”

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