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thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 3h

nobel prize response shows us that you can introduce Americans to a person, say the person is "fighting for democracy", and watch 75% of them uncritically support that person with no additional information

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 7h

Finally, something that will pull Seattle out of the slump its been in since the untimely death of Kurt Cobain

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thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 8h

I'm staying overnight with my kid who's in the hospital and the sleeping surfaces aren't comfortable so this ballgame really came in clutch. I'll watch 27 innings of this shit idgaf

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thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 8h

Wanna feel old? The start of this baseball game is closer to the invention of baseball than it is to today.

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thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 10h

Secure. Contain. Protect.

rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 11h

crystal lake sheriff: well, we encased jason voorhees in about 10 bags of Quickcrete. he's basically never going to hurt anyone ever again, and it cost $400.

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duck @snagrel.bsky.social · 11h

Yeah you’re on the spectrum alright… the color spectrum! You’re white as fuck

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thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 13h

that man is not having normal poops. he doesn't stand how a normal pooping man would stand

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thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 13h

notice how he talks about them the same way Israel's media talks about Palestinians. Their families are false! They use each other as shields for violence! They throw milkshakes with deadly accuracy! Ok well that last one is just about Ngo and Antifa but still,

hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 17h

Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.

@MrAndyNgo
Now that the local and national press have started to cover the Portland ICE area round-the-clock in reaction to the President, Antifa have devised a plan where they are encouraging one another to come in animal costumes.

The costumes serve the function of masking the violent extremism to make the direct action appear like a family-friendly gathering on camera, and to whitewash the past ultraviolence.

In 2019, Antifa devised a similar plot by giving out free "milkshakes" at a protest. But they couldn't contain their bloodthirst and nearly killed me when they saw me. In 2020, they mobilized a fake "Wall of Moms" where female Antifa supporters and members wore yellow shirts to act as human body shields while violent rioters behind them hurled projectile weapons.

photo of three people in inflatable frog costumes

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thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 13h

good trip going bad an hour in. they'd find him in the bathroom staring at himself in the mirror and holding his poop knife to his throat

Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.city · 17h

How would Donald Trump's brain react to psilocybin?

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thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 13h

The Edmund Titsgerald

Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 13h

“To find your perfect nude lip you should match your lipstick to your areola” ok well I did that and it made me look like I drowned in Lake Superior

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thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 13h

if a bunch of people were going around calling themselves antinerd and you were vocally against them, you'd end up looking like a great big nerd

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thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 13h

Questionable to play for six weeks because of how he stepped down off a chair

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17h

It’s great that LeBron is starting to get those middle aged injuries in his 40’s we all get in our early 30’s because we’re out of shape. We’re going to see an injury report where he sat on the toilet wrong.

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thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 14h

amateur dandruff artisans compete for the grand prize in The Great British Flaking Show

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thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 14h

I post about this movie once a month or so. One of the best superhero movies of all time, because the powers don't work without a community to support them

Donna_B @donnablamb.bsky.social · 1d

Now who in black sky remembers this movie???

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thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 14h

ironic because there's a dang elephant in there

authorblues @authorblu.es · 17h

Everybody forgot about Mario Wonder too fast

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thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 15h

Jake and the Neverland Pirates is really hitting as a nostalgia watch with my 15yo while we wait to move hospital rooms. Captain Hook is such a fool!

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thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 1d

Support requested!

I've been looking for my next job for a while; haven't landed it yet.

My family still needs to eat, and I still need to pay the bills.

So I'm asking if you have a few $$ to spare today. Any amount helps me cover expenses.

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thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 18h

"you asked for assistance before" please regale me with the story of the time you paid your Last Bill Ever

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thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 22h

white parents of black kids should have to be anti racist too. really shows how useful shoulds are irl

Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 22h

Any country singer that’s ever used “Señorita” in their lyrics should have to be anti-ICE

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thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 23h

Dems could. we'll see if they don't.

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thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 23h

i don't think i've seen a more Lucy-holding-the-football political moment in my life than Republicans saying "agree to reopen the government and then we'll negotiate affordable care act subsidies in good faith." after everything they've said and done for the last 30 years, who could fall for that?

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thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 1d

Shares are greatly appreciated, I have a few bills to pay before the end of the weekend and my family needs to reup on groceries on Monday

thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 1d

Support requested!

I've been looking for my next job for a while; haven't landed it yet.

My family still needs to eat, and I still need to pay the bills.

So I'm asking if you have a few $$ to spare today. Any amount helps me cover expenses.

I'm thiiirdperson on Cashapp, Venmo, Kofi, and Paypal.

Donate to Help An Artist Feed Their Family, organized by Thiiird Person

Hello to you and yours! I'm a full time artist who fills my world up with music and la… Thiiird Person needs your support for Help An Artist Feed Their Family

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thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 1d

Support requested!

I've been looking for my next job for a while; haven't landed it yet.

My family still needs to eat, and I still need to pay the bills.

So I'm asking if you have a few $$ to spare today. Any amount helps me cover expenses.

I'm thiiirdperson on Cashapp, Venmo, Kofi, and Paypal.

Donate to Help An Artist Feed Their Family, organized by Thiiird Person

Hello to you and yours! I'm a full time artist who fills my world up with music and la… Thiiird Person needs your support for Help An Artist Feed Their Family

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thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 1d

"every time i hit you, the world learns how much of a bully you are"

emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 1d

Stephen Miller is murdering Venezuelans and Colombians in cold blood bc he believes it helps his propaganda campaign to paint Latinos as dangerous.

www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...

Stephen Miller views the air strikes as an opportunity to paint immigrants as a dangerous menace, according to one of the White House officials.

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thIIIrd person @thiiirdperson.com · 21d

My family needs groceries every week and bills paid on time so the water runs and the lights turn on.

I've been looking for a job, but I haven't found one yet. So I need some help to take care of my family's needs.

Can you spare a few $$$ for us?

I'm 'thiiirdperson' at paypal/venmo/cashapp/ko-fi.

Donate to Help An Artist Feed Their Family, organized by Thiiird Person

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