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Writer and host of @patternstellstories.com podcast with @libertybirb.bsky.social. 🛸 Podcast: linktr.ee/patternstellstories Substack: https://www.tinyklaus.com Website: https://patternstellstories.com/
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Our new episode is now out on all audio platforms, as is part two of the Patreon extended version. 🛸

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UFOs in Congress | 2025
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We’re all on our own journey.

I’m not going to tell you to not read books.
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Read his citations and make up your own mind.
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Based on any objective interpretation of the English language and knowledge of basic history, Kristi Noem is stating quite firmly that she is literally a Nazi.
MEDIATE
Kristi Noem Says She Hopes to
'Eliminate' Antifa 'From
Existence'
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Considering we all end up in the same place eventually, being a billionaire in this life feels like a huge liability.

That’s probably why they’re all trying as hard as they can to believe in Christianity.

Which is weird, since Christ would undoubtedly condemn every choice they’ve ever made.
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These two authors were advised by Gen. Neil McCasland on the UFO phenomenon before Wikileaks dumped Tom DeLonge’s emails mentioning him in the 2016 Podesta leak.

McCasland bounced and the Bigelow crew swooped in.

This shit is real and being exploited by the worst of humanity.

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TTS* Talks #16 - Sinister Forces of Time Rider w/ Peter Levenda, AJ Hartley and Jim Semivan
YouTube video by To The Stars*
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A part of me knew. That’s what I struggle with.
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GSoW are disingenuous assholes, and they provided an easy opening for these Nazis to exploit through useful idiots like me and many others.

It’s fucking sad, man.
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I wrote an article attacking the Guerrilla Skeptics of Wikipedia.

Heritage Foundation lawyers reached out to offer me legal assistance in fighting online harassment.

Not a coincidence.
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I got caught up last night. Really enjoy it.
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Help John out if you can. Cancer’s a bitch.
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Hey friends, campaign is still going and I landed another 4 days in the ER. Good times. So again, even if you can’t contribute, sharing the GoFundMe below could make a huge difference. Especially since we had to adjust after doing the math and realizing I have far more medical debt than I realized.
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Hey friends, if you wouldn’t mind sharing this, I’d appreciate it. I’ve still got a hell of a long way to go before I’m back at it.

gofund.me/1d22e599b
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NEW: The private jet that flew 10 shackled migrants to an Eswatini prison last weekend is owned by Israeli-American billionaires with close ties to Trump.

It’s oligarchs all the way down.

My first for @zeteo.com:

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Encouraging that Reuters is interested in Thiel’s insanity and ties to Elon.
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You could start a cult with your pumpkins. I’d be honored.
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He reached out about a year ago but didn’t respond when I said I didn’t have kids. I think he was looking for a dad friend or something. But Tommy was my dude.
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holy fuck- did garrett just firgure out the orbs
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One year I dressed up as the Blue Ranger for Halloween with Anne Hathaway’s brother, who was my childhood best friend.

She was my babysitter.

Good times in Millburn, NJ.
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I just want to thank everyone who replied to this post. It’s been a horrible year for me on a personal level and it means a lot right now. ❤️
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Ufology pretty much ruined my life and getting involved might be my biggest regret.

That’s the reason for the lack of episodes.
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Watching Children of Men for some reason.

Uncanny.
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Trump is dying and thinks a Nobel Peace Prize will get him into heaven.
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🚨 Trump says both Israel and Hamas have signed off on the “First Phase” of Gaza “Peace Plan”:
Donald J. Trump & @realDonald Trump
I am very proud to announce that Israel and Hamas have both signed off on the first Phase of our Peace Plan. This means that ALL of the Hostages will be released very soon, and Israel will withdraw their Troops to an agreed upon line as the first steps toward a Strong, Durable, and Everlasting Peace. All Parties will be treated fairly! This is a GREAT Day for the Arab and Muslim World, Israel, all surrounding Nations, and the United States of America, and we thank the mediators from Qatar, Egypt, and Turkey, who worked with us to make this Historic and
Unprecedented Event happen.
BLESSED ARE THE PEACEMAKERS!