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TisStef

@tisstef.com

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Just here for the snacks. Opinions are mine and not of my employer. Proud Xennial. she/her. 🏳️‍🌈.

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TisStef @tisstef.com · 1d

Hawt

TisStef @tisstef.com · 1d

Sexy how to change a brake light

Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 2d

Sexy This Is Really Awkward Timing But You Guys Should Play

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TisStef @tisstef.com · 1d

Sometimes bad movies are the best movies.

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TisStef @tisstef.com · 1d

JFC

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Bridget 🧟‍♀️ Oooo Brains @bridgetemob.bsky.social · 2d

Went to a prayer service tonight at St. Mary of the Lake, where they have cardboard cutouts throughout the church representing parishioners afraid to come to Mass because of ICE.

a photograph of the interior of a church. Several people are visible sitting in pews. In the pew immediately in front of the photographer, a black human-sized cardboard cutout in the outline of a woman is visible, as though a shadow is sitting in the pew in front of you.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 2d

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.

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TisStef @tisstef.com · 2d

Remember too, you can return for refund or exchange if you don’t like it.

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TisStef @tisstef.com · 2d

Cannot wait for your review!

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TisStef @tisstef.com · 2d

So the untrained “ICE” agents have immunity and more leeway than an elected governor? It’s bonkers.

TisStef @tisstef.com · 2d

a woman is covering her mouth with her hand in front of a green background

ALT: a woman is covering her mouth with her hand in front of a green background

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TisStef @tisstef.com · 3d

This is awesome!

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 3d

If there’s one thing we *know* the median MAGA voter was animated by when they voted for Trump in November 2024, it was the creation of more spaces for rich people to do ballroom dancing

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TisStef @tisstef.com · 3d

Can confirm getting the covid booster along with the flu vaccine is a bad idea. I am not having a good time.

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TisStef @tisstef.com · 3d

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TisStef @tisstef.com · 3d

Makes me wonder if his handlers have given him a project so Miller, Bessent, Vought, and the like can do the real work.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."

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TisStef @tisstef.com · 4d

Can’t wait to hear what you think!

TisStef @tisstef.com · 4d

So so delicious!

TisStef @tisstef.com · 4d

And it’s so so scary

TisStef @tisstef.com · 4d

Two stints in rehab and not once did I hear about drugs by sea.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d

Trump: "The ocean drugs and the sea drugs, drugs by sea they call it also, that's almost down to nothing."

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Gwen Snyder is undead @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 4d

It really does look like a terrorist or a military strike hit the White House. It is so jarringly, unmistakably reminiscent of an image from a war

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TisStef @tisstef.com · 4d

I love hearing this! It’s def not a store to do a full shop.

TisStef @tisstef.com · 4d

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TisStef @tisstef.com · 4d

I mean, I judged myself as I dispensed as much as I did.

TisStef @tisstef.com · 4d

New apple variety! Kissabel, cross between wild crab and traditional apples.

Very very crunchy, tart, but not like a Granny Smith, and the flesh is pink!
We sell a 4 pack for $5

9/10

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TisStef @tisstef.com · 4d

Don’t judge me but this oatmeal with that salted maple foam stuff is ahhhh-mazing. Oatmeal found with the frozen breakfast items. 2 servings per box, 3.5 minutes each in the microwave. I also add a little butter, but we don’t talk about that.

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