TisStef
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Just here for the snacks. Opinions are mine and not of my employer. Proud Xennial. she/her. 🏳️🌈.
Have you ever buttered an Uncrustable then put it in the air fryer? If not you should.
December 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Have you ever buttered an Uncrustable then put it in the air fryer? If not you should.
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Hegseth said that, although the seven alleged narcoterrorists appear to be victims of a shipwreck, “That’s never stopped us before.”
Hegseth Orders Strike on Notorious Drug Traffickers
The narcoterrorists were posing as seven stranded castaways.
www.borowitzreport.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Hegseth said that, although the seven alleged narcoterrorists appear to be victims of a shipwreck, “That’s never stopped us before.”
Attended church for the first time in forever. A Unitarian Universalist congregation in Rockville, MD. It was transformative.
December 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Attended church for the first time in forever. A Unitarian Universalist congregation in Rockville, MD. It was transformative.
Re-upping because I’m on a roll.
Let it be known that I’m turning off my light and going to bed because I want to get 8 hrs of sleep and not because I’m depressed or on drugs. Please clap.
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Re-upping because I’m on a roll.
Sometimes after 41 days in rehab you get to see your baby
December 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Sometimes after 41 days in rehab you get to see your baby
All I’m saying is my kid caught this big ass fish yesterday
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
All I’m saying is my kid caught this big ass fish yesterday
As a heads up. I’ll be doing another 30-60 days in treatment starting Jan 1. This is intense and I miss my kiddos, but fuck I want to be well for both them and me. We deserve it.
December 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
As a heads up. I’ll be doing another 30-60 days in treatment starting Jan 1. This is intense and I miss my kiddos, but fuck I want to be well for both them and me. We deserve it.
That was a journey
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
That was a journey
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Post traumatic suicidality is often driven by our desire to escape a relationship w/ ourselves that has turned toxic. Decreasing post traumatic suicidality often starts w/ detoxifying our relationship w/ ourselves-- making our head & heart safe for our "parts" & inner child.
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Post traumatic suicidality is often driven by our desire to escape a relationship w/ ourselves that has turned toxic. Decreasing post traumatic suicidality often starts w/ detoxifying our relationship w/ ourselves-- making our head & heart safe for our "parts" & inner child.
Thanks to everyone who’s contributed! You’re the best!
I’ve a big ask, a women in my sober living house arrived with literally nothing except a couple changes of clothes, shoes, and a towel. We’ve secured her a coat and another pair of shoes. If you feel so inclined to donate so we can get her some essentials it’d be much appreciated.
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Thanks to everyone who’s contributed! You’re the best!
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I think Jack Black would eat Jack White.
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I think Jack Black would eat Jack White.
I’ve a big ask, a women in my sober living house arrived with literally nothing except a couple changes of clothes, shoes, and a towel. We’ve secured her a coat and another pair of shoes. If you feel so inclined to donate so we can get her some essentials it’d be much appreciated.
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I’ve a big ask, a women in my sober living house arrived with literally nothing except a couple changes of clothes, shoes, and a towel. We’ve secured her a coat and another pair of shoes. If you feel so inclined to donate so we can get her some essentials it’d be much appreciated.
Let it be known that I’m turning off my light and going to bed because I want to get 8 hrs of sleep and not because I’m depressed or on drugs. Please clap.
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Let it be known that I’m turning off my light and going to bed because I want to get 8 hrs of sleep and not because I’m depressed or on drugs. Please clap.
Sometimes after:
1 day in the ER
4 days in the psych ward
29 days in residential
2 days sober living and outpatient
It snows
1 day in the ER
4 days in the psych ward
29 days in residential
2 days sober living and outpatient
It snows
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Sometimes after:
1 day in the ER
4 days in the psych ward
29 days in residential
2 days sober living and outpatient
It snows
1 day in the ER
4 days in the psych ward
29 days in residential
2 days sober living and outpatient
It snows
Sexy how to change a brake light
October 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Sexy how to change a brake light
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Went to a prayer service tonight at St. Mary of the Lake, where they have cardboard cutouts throughout the church representing parishioners afraid to come to Mass because of ICE.
October 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Went to a prayer service tonight at St. Mary of the Lake, where they have cardboard cutouts throughout the church representing parishioners afraid to come to Mass because of ICE.