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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 4h

Wipe your ass before someone else wipes it for you

toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 17h

Blasting through the wall around the Waffle House dumpster in my Winnebago, shooting out the security cameras, and diving in hunting for gravy

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 22h

It's long been rumored but it is in fact true, I am completely full of shit

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Dale Chapman @decmusicology.bsky.social · 3d

I know we all think of AI as a technology, but to me as a college instructor, the analogy is probably more to things like term paper mills

None of us are saying, “well, gosh, students can download term papers for a small fee, I guess we have to learn how to integrate this into our classroom”

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 1d

Here's hoping my appendix isn't trying to kill me and it's some other, less inconvenient thing

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 1d

Stella Sacco
@antlervel.vet
It's really funny that The Art of War is treated as this like alpha male book when it's clearly meant to be read by ancient Chinese failsons because it's all "please don't forget you have to feed your troops" and "if someone asks if you're going to attack them consider lying about it"
April 23, 2024 at 1:28 AM © Everybody can reply
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🎃 Ichaborbs Crane 🎃 @ronninator.bsky.social · 1d

It is peak bluesky that an account with 15k followers got caught posting AI generated videos of ICE abduction and harassment to scare everyone and they were hawking a book in their pinned post

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 1d

these little dudes lack self confidence so it is easier for them to approach and attempt to have sex with a woman if they imagine instead of people that the ladies are a set of systems that they have been taught the cheat codes to. maybe the least cool generation in a thousand years

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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 2d

Portland Frog gets it

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 2d

No thank you I ordered with the app, order 229, it was the McPolyp Ultra Hard combo with Curly Wangs and a large Lemon McSnot

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 2d

Do you really have any rights if they are openly saying they will just make up reasons to detain you?

thematthill.bsky.social @thematthill.bsky.social · 5d

Wow. Greg Bovino admits on camera that his agents can detain people if you look scared, change your demeanor, or grip a steering wheel too tight.

As his unmasked agents walk around with large guns to scare you, they may arrest you just for that — even if you're a U.S. citizen.

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 2d

This dumb mf LOVES holes

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 2d

Well that sucks to be you but you don't have to announce it

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 2d

When I was growing up you could get cool knives and nunchuks and coke mirrors with band logos on them and crank a big wheel that made lightning and throw stink bombs at adults at the county fair but the anti-woke crowd killed all that

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No More Robots @nomorerobots.io · 3d

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 2d

Logged on and locked in

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 3d

Freezita?

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 3d

It's gonna be awful! Working out of town on the rad holiday, and far from my wife

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 3d

Everyone is correct to focus on Cash here but no adult has ever thought Dylan was cool

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 3d

I think I'm allowed. There was a guy just handing it out. It's not good for anything and I think I'd be bummed that I can't sell it if I could feel anything at all

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 3d

I don't want anything. I have achieved perfect enlightenment

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 3d

Sad

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 3d

They're gearing up for "circumcision is a Jewish plot to dilute our genes with autism" aren't they

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 3d

Second book is fuckin cookin

toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 18d

Finally reading Black Company and yeah I can kinda dig how this is going

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