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Bligeard the Satyr @tofusatyr.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like I could do with a good bitch, whine and moan, though I always feel like a massive cunt airing trivial bullshit anywhere tbh.

Bligeard the Satyr @tofusatyr.bsky.social · 1d

Every bit of age related angst I have can be corralled into 2 main camps.

1. Physical performance (not sex)

2. Physical performance (sex)

Very simple!

Bligeard the Satyr @tofusatyr.bsky.social · 1d

How much luck am I entitled to?

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Bligeard the Satyr @tofusatyr.bsky.social · 2d

Ah fuck off now

The Journal @thejournal.ie · 2d

Heather Humphreys has recommitted to learning Irish, 11 years after first making this pledge.
In 2014, Humphreys became the Arts, Heritage and Gaeltacht Minister, but faced criticism due to her lack of Irish.
http://jrnl.ie/6840258

Heather Humphreys says she was too busy to learn Irish before but recommits to learning it for Áras

She first committed to learning Irish when she became the Gaeltacht Minister in 2014.

jrnl.ie

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Philip O'Connor @philipoconnor.bsky.social · 2d

In her bollocks, she will.

The Journal @thejournal.ie · 2d

Heather Humphreys has recommitted to learning Irish, 11 years after first making this pledge.
In 2014, Humphreys became the Arts, Heritage and Gaeltacht Minister, but faced criticism due to her lack of Irish.
http://jrnl.ie/6840258

Heather Humphreys says she was too busy to learn Irish before but recommits to learning it for Áras

She first committed to learning Irish when she became the Gaeltacht Minister in 2014.

jrnl.ie

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Paul Murphy TD @paulmurphy.pbp.ie · 2d

"I would smear the bejaysus out of her, simply because you've nothing to lose... you've got to create a fear... in my experience, nothing works like negative campaigning."

They're really openly saying the quiet part out loud now aren't they...🤔

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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 2d

Evictions include people with disabilities and children - 13 of the children go to one local school, and their families will have to move outside the catchment area as there is so little available to rent in Killarney. There's a petition to prevent it here: www.change.org/p/prevent-a-...

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Bligeard the Satyr @tofusatyr.bsky.social · 2d

It's always fascinating to see what humans without souls look like. Like what would sprout up if you threw Thatchers teeth onto deconsecrated ground.

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Grave Dirt Boy @gordbrush.bsky.social · 2d

great, cool, but the problem is that no cunt has any fucking money

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 3d

Pubs to stay open until early hours in move to boost UK growth

Exclusive: Plans for England and Wales would help ailing hospitality sector but health experts criticise move Pubs, clubs and restaurants will be able to open into the early hours as part of Labour’s drive for economic growth, a move which critics say will lead to more drunken disorder. Ministers are pushing ahead with plans to allow premises that sell alcohol to extend their opening hours in order to boost “the British night out” and help the hospitality sector. Continue reading...

www.theguardian.com

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Bligeard the Satyr @tofusatyr.bsky.social · 3d

No lumps greasier, no grease lumpier, the original peanuts & butter peanut butter.

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Bligeard the Satyr @tofusatyr.bsky.social · 3d

Full of malice and compliance for the sake of an s-word sandwich.

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Bligeard the Satyr @tofusatyr.bsky.social · 3d

I imagine it'd be like eating lumpy grease, so perfect for those wans who miss having dripping on bread.

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Bligeard the Satyr @tofusatyr.bsky.social · 3d

I like the idea of literally using "s-word" for any tubular food. Makes it sound like we're dying to call food that's longer than it is wide a slur.

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Bligeard the Satyr @tofusatyr.bsky.social · 3d

Careful, the EU will take the butter clean out from the title of this beverage unless you get some actual butter in there.

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Bligeard the Satyr @tofusatyr.bsky.social · 3d

Extremely normal trading bloc

Bligeard the Satyr @tofusatyr.bsky.social · 3d

Impossible! I've been recently reliably informed that a sausage is meat that is tubular, that's why it's called schmeausage! Not just any tubular foodstuffs will do.

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Bligeard the Satyr @tofusatyr.bsky.social · 3d

Class, another right wing nonsense policy that will materially benefit nobody and only exists to appease a fringe of malcontent idiots.

TVP World @tvpworld.bsky.social · 3d

EU lawmakers have voted to ban the use of the term “veggie-burger” and to restrict food descriptions such as steak, escalope, and sausage to products containing meat. The move is part of a proposed regulation intended to protect farmers.

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Ariel Brunner @arielbrunner.bsky.social · 3d

The EU frogmarched into ridicule by the intensive farm lobby. The European Parliament has voted through the Veggie burgers ban.

As the world burns, we make symbolic gestures to show we want to burn it faster.

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Bligeard the Satyr @tofusatyr.bsky.social · 3d

Aye is that so? Witless pricks.

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Bligeard the Satyr @tofusatyr.bsky.social · 3d

Would this mean dickmata is a thing then, like stigmata?

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Bligeard the Satyr @tofusatyr.bsky.social · 3d

Had a dream they invented a more evil Grindr and I was being headhunted for it by people who fuck other people's post.

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chucho @chuchowriggle.bsky.social · 4d

helpp

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Richard Chambers @newschambers.bsky.social · 3d

More Irish activists have now been taken by the IDF from international waters including author Naoise Dolan, TD Barry Heneghan and psychiatrist Veronica O’Keane.

They are part of the Freedom Flotilla Coalition.

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Bligeard the Satyr @tofusatyr.bsky.social · 4d

Isn't it a full moon? Might be were-bear season!

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