tomthedog
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tomthedog.bsky.social
Charlie Brown is the greatest character in the history of English literature. Get a clue, Sherlock. You're all wet, Gatsby. NOT to be, Hamlet.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
tomthedog.bsky.social
I just found out the Simon in Simon & Schuster was Carly Simon's father. Already known: Adam Scott and Jon Hamm recreating the intro to SIMON & SIMON was the Greatest Event in Television History
Simon & Simon Intro (The Greatest Event in Television History)
YouTube video by Phooey Duck's Basement
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tomthedog.bsky.social
(clapping my hands like a blackjack dealer at the end of a shift) I'M OUT
tomthedog.bsky.social
Slogging my way through this whole "We Are Yesterday" building up to "DC KO" storyline, and I've read so many crossover comics events but this has to be the most incomprehensible heap of garbage I've yet to encounter. It genuinely makes me regret giving DC more of a chance over the past couple years
tomthedog.bsky.social
So this DC KO business, this looked like a goofy tie-in to a mobile game that I could just ignore. But this is actually the main DC continuity? This is, for real, what all the DC books are going to be about for the next few months? A March Madness bracket? Wait, what? Come on. Seriously? Come on.
Cover of DC KO #1
tomthedog.bsky.social
I would say every ICE agent thinks that in the Diary of Anne Frank, Anne was the bad guy, but that's just beyond belief, as if anyone in ICE has read a book
tomthedog.bsky.social
I should know by now. One mention of a legend on my timeline, "Oh, that's nice." Two mentions...

RIP Diane Keaton. I'll mention a movie no one else has yet, a movie that basically doesn't exist anymore, which I saw way too young and has an ending that scarred my little mind, LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR
tomthedog.bsky.social
Let's Go Bowling! Blake Babies! Bim Skala Bim! Am I in college again? Kind of! I'm rereading BILL & TED comics by @evandorkin.bsky.social and enjoying the band shout-outs on t shirts and posters. Comics should be fun, and these are!
tomthedog.bsky.social
This is nice. I should get back to my Peter David HULK re-reading project. I took a detour midway through to read some of his STAR TREK stuff, including a bunch of comics and a couple novels, just to change things up. Maybe I'll go through FALLEN ANGEL at some point, too
comixace.bsky.social
Kathleen DAvid is up to accept the HoF award for Peter David, "Peter is now a ghost writer," she says"He meant a lot to comics in general and he was proud of what he did. He was proud of the fact that his was a voice that could shout and be heard - not always agreed with but at least heard." #nycc
tomthedog.bsky.social
GO BLUE! (this is a sports thing)
tomthedog.bsky.social
So this DC KO business, this looked like a goofy tie-in to a mobile game that I could just ignore. But this is actually the main DC continuity? This is, for real, what all the DC books are going to be about for the next few months? A March Madness bracket? Wait, what? Come on. Seriously? Come on.
Cover of DC KO #1
tomthedog.bsky.social
That dude is to Fox News as Robert Culp is to COLUMBO
mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
I knew Fox News was theater. I just didn't realize it was a repertory theater that recycles actors for different roles.

You'd think a company that had to pay $787,000,000 for deceiving its viewers would be a little more careful about blatantly continuing the practice.
tomthedog.bsky.social
Dang, I should really watch Documentary Now. Great interview
tomthedog.bsky.social
For god's sake don't ask him who's got his own jet airplane
tomthedog.bsky.social
CURRENT READING: Kazuo Ishiguro's NEVER LET ME GO. I'm surprised to realize I've only ever read Ishiguro's 1st 3 books, the 3rd of which, THE REMAINS OF THE DAY, is one of the ten best books I've ever read. Looking forward to this, despite already knowing more about the story than I probably should
tomthedog.bsky.social
RECENT READING: Travis Baldree's LEGENDS & LATTES. A cozy fantasy that was TOO cozy for me. Not much happens, which is kind of the point of "cozy," but I didn't get to know or much like spending time with the characters, which is also the point. Nebula AND Hugo nominations for Best Novel? For this?
tomthedog.bsky.social
I've been in Seattle for a decade now, and I still can't wrap my head around the pronunciation of "Puyallup."
tomthedog.bsky.social
A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy, glances at the front, and throws it away.
After a few weeks the seller asks "Why do you always look at the cover but never inside?"
"I'm looking for an obituary."
"But those are in the back!"
"The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."
tomthedog.bsky.social
I learned the hard way when I lived in Austin that "Manor" is "Mainer," "Guadalupe" is "Guadaloop," and if you say "Burnet" like Carol Burnett instead of "BURN it," you'll get a "You ain't from around here, are you?"
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
tomthedog.bsky.social
I worked on Burnet Road in Austin. Locals pronounce it not like Carol Burnett, but "BURN it." Once I answered the work phone and was asked for the address, and I said it the 1st way (that's how our tv ads said it!). There was a long pause, then, accusingly: "You ain't from around here, are you?"
tomthedog.bsky.social
"Very good" is covering a LOT of ground here
tomthedog.bsky.social
If you zoom in real close you can see it's rated R for language, sexual content, and murdered kittens, can't say they didn't warn you
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tomthedog.bsky.social
If you've only been reading comics for the past few years or so, you might be surprised to learn that Spider-Man and Daredevil used to fight crime
tomthedog.bsky.social
The first thing that comes to mind is not relatively recent pop culture, but that there were still wooly mammoths alive when the Great Pyramid of Giza was built
raxkingisdead.bsky.social
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones