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trickyNOtreat 🎃

@trickykat.bsky.social

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real life is my alt, baby she/her NO-ONE sleeps tonight Latest Tricks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto Trickshots - Best of : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · Sep 8

why zipper and not penis fly trap

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 2m

that is a very adult pie. I mean adult sized pie. good thing you flagged it 😂

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 13m

oh you are wayyyy more sexy ;)

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · Jul 10

oi! ten years in and me n' the missus boff like we're playing away on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her bean/balloon knot/undercarriage still p0wns my one eyed trouser trout, innit it?

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 16m

I'm not mad. I'm livid. how dare you post something like this and not let me know so that I could reskeet it????

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 18m

a man in a ups uniform is holding a cardboard box and saying " i 've got a package for you "

Alt: a man in a ups uniform is holding a cardboard box and saying " i 've got a package for you "

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 19m

yeah. I think he was close to running out of oxygen. anyway, he also owes me a cake.

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 24m

did I ever tell you about the time @granttanaka.bsky.social put himself into a big birthday cake and tried to get himself delivered to me? Fedex got it wrong and he ended up in Fresno.

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 28m

🫂💗

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 28m

I'm sorryyyy. I can't help it if the braids are still so tight

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 29m

uh. okkkk. I guess that's good??

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 31m

karyl is being a silly as usual

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 32m

yeah, do it. I will happily help pay for postage. can you make sure the cake comes with and you don't eat it all en route?

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 35m

*no idea what deeks is talking about again, reskeets anyway*

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 37m

Not everyone gets it. I actually prefer it that way

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 36m

I've been waiting all day for you to bring me cake!

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 38m

coffee and walnut cake pls

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 40m

If you ask your killer "is it cake?!!" will lighten the mood and add some whimsy to your murder.

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 43m

🥰😘💗

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 45m

I'm muesilly nutty about you 😍

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 48m

full fat greek plain yogurt with honey, greg. sprinkle some nutty muesli on top.

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 51m

ackshually, only if there is fruit in it. did you know they make plain yogurt. it's ok if you didn't. not many people know about it. but as an aspirant vegan I know things

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 53m

steak knife and multiple stabs. waaaay more satisfying :)

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 55m

lol

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 55m

4. Take pie and eat it
5. QED

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 55m

i didn't come to explain it and yet here we are

ok, this is what you do
1. take the fav/boost ratio, invert it and call it *a*
2. take the like/reskeet ratio, call it *b* and plot on the x-axis
3. using the quadratic eqn and Fermat's lost theorem, solve for *a* and plot that on the y axis 🧵(1/2)

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