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Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique)

@tristancall.bsky.social

480 followers 190 following 2K posts

A massive nerd. From Star Wars to pro wrestling to TTRPGs I'm probably obsessed with it! Far leftist. Vehemently anti-fascist. Life is too short to suffer fools. Be kind & firm. Because being kind ≠ being nice. They're allies. Pan Gendertrash (any/all.)

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Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 26d

In case Bluesky moderation decides to keep treating marginalized people like the black plague, and I decide to leave this place, go follow me on Mastodon!!! mastodon.social/@tRISTANcALL

Tristan Call (@[email protected])

25 Posts, 44 Following, 5 Followers · A massive nerd. From Star Wars to pro wrestling to TTRPGs I'm probably obsessed with it! Far leftist. Vehemently anti-fascist. Life is too short to suffer fools....

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Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 3m

Are you really doing this? JfC, guy.

a poster that says go touch grass with a picture of grass in the background

ALT: a poster that says go touch grass with a picture of grass in the background

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Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 29m

They're also not trapped in a subway, so you can probably infer from that that this was a joke.

a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a bed in a bedroom

ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a bed in a bedroom

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Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 32m

Everyone block @jennbudd.bsky.social

They refused to delete their AI misinformation, turned off comments when called out, and @safety.bsky.app refuse to do anything about it.

shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 6h

this person posted an AI video (the reporter has three arms, for a start) and then turned off comments when people pointed it out, so i have to insist everybody block them. block this account right now and i'll give you a thumbs up in your mind

Jenn Budd @jennbudd.bsky.social · 10h

Seems like they are going after reporters who are women. They hit one w/pepper spray ammo in her car, the WGN reporter and now this.

Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 36m

Stop posting false AI videos of three-armed reporters. You're still a piece of shit. Fuck you and your stupid book.

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Sage Divinorum 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 2h

go the fuck outside. find a goth club. go there on a kink / queer night. go even if you think “you won’t fit in” (cheat code: just wear black).

be friendly. give yourself time. repeat as necessary. you will make exceptional friends.

life is for the living. do it scared.

🏳️‍⚧️🖤🏳️‍🌈

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Guillotine Hunger Force @themilfmag.net · Dec 3

nobel prize. right fucking now. im serious.

Certain types of sea urchins will pick up a shell with their tube feet and ‘wear’ it, with a behavior known as “covering reaction”, mainly because they shy away from light.

So aquarium enthusiasts 3D-printed tiny hats and they actually wear them.

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Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 6h

The irony is that @erikaishii.bsky.social would make that chick on the left her girlfriend 🤣❤️

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 8h

It simply should not be possible for the president to repeatedly claim that a major city is burning without a wall of live standups happening in that city clearly demonstrating that it is not

Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 9h

American broadcast journalism has utterly failed and is a dead industry, there's nothing left worth saving

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Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 6h

Unlike y'all, I want to hold these people accountable and they can't be held accountable if they're dying of starvation.

Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 6h

Which is 45% away from 100%. Even if it was 100%, they still deserve to eat, you inhumane piece of shit.

Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 6h

@bsky.app @blueskytechhelp.bsky.social make your dumb app better instead of banning marginalized groups challenge: impossible.

- opening gifs multiple times eventually makes the app crash.
- Anytime I minimize or close the app, it's resets and doesn't save my post.
- FIX YOUR DUMB SHIT APP!!!

Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 6h

I live in a red state. You're saying I deserve everything negative those who voted for Trump have coming to them, even though I voted for Harris? Because that sure makes you seem like the dim one with a side of inhumanity. And you should definitely touch grass while you go fuck yourself.

Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 6h

Yeah, you're definitely a dumb asshole.

Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 6h

No. Zionists freaks have ruined everything.

Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 6h

I mean, your post & replies check most of the fascist boxes. And denial is part of the grief process, so I'd say come back to us when you've accepted you're a Nazi cunt.

Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 7h

Saying shit like this proves how dumb of a fucking fascist bitch you are.

New York Times is as supportive of Nazis as the swastika tattoo on your chest.

Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 7h

Well, you're a racist, so I'd say, at least 70 with dementia... Wait... Mr. President?!

Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 7h

So you're a post-op trans person?

Congratulations!

Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 7h

This isn't ragebait, it's a call for help.

Not mental help. You're just scared frozen in a subway bathroom because there's a homeless person and a POC at your stop.

Brian O'Shea @brianosheaspi.bsky.social · 9h

Not really.If I‘m blocked by anyone in black masks with red & black flags I’ll run them down or shoot them.If they get mounted on my vehicle’s grill in my commission of such self-defense I’ll leave them there until I dump them on their parents’ lawns.& I’ll sue mom&dad for the damages to my vehicle

Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 7h

That's called murder. You want to murder people with your shit-mobile for blocking the road. This isn't ragebait, it's a call for help.

Not mental help. You're just scared frozen in a subway bathroom because there's a homeless person and a POC at your stop.

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Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 7h

I don't know if this shows off your racism or lack of education more, but, man, it makes you look like a piece of shit.

You should leave this place because your kind aren't welcome here.