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Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique)

@tristancall.bsky.social

470 followers 190 following 2K posts

A massive nerd. From Star Wars to pro wrestling to TTRPGs I'm probably obsessed with it! Far leftist. Vehemently anti-fascist. Life is too short to suffer fools. Be kind & firm. Because being kind ≠ being nice. They're allies. Pan Gendertrash (any/all.)

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Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 24d

In case Bluesky moderation decides to keep treating marginalized people like the black plague, and I decide to leave this place, go follow me on Mastodon!!! mastodon.social/@tRISTANcALL

Tristan Call (@[email protected])

25 Posts, 44 Following, 5 Followers · A massive nerd. From Star Wars to pro wrestling to TTRPGs I'm probably obsessed with it! Far leftist. Vehemently anti-fascist. Life is too short to suffer fools....

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Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 2h

"[This ice cream] is called 'Phish Food,' like the band Phish.
I thought it said 'Piss Fist.'
And I was like, 'Why did they make that flavor?!!!'"
youtu.be/F4nqVQDDUPM?...

Choco Taco is BACK 🌮

YouTube video by The Grumps

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 3h

I’ve been thinking for so long that we desperately need to build a bridge between America and Saudi Arabia, it’s the most pressing thing I can think of these days. I wish someone would be brave enough to do it. If such heroes exist, they deserve to be handsomely rewarded!

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Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 5h

Really sad to see the pathetic downfall of Bill.

Ah well, fuck him.
youtu.be/xAv8X2gWci4?...

Bill Burr Crashes Out On His Fans

YouTube video by 2lazy2try

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The Onion @theonion.com · 7h

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. “I...

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 7h

So cool to see white supremacists who spend half their careers trying to eliminate trans people from the planet be normalized like this.

Great work CNN

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 10h

Following MTG's lengthy CNN sitdown interview, Wolf Blitzer tells her:

"You‘re a courageous politician, but more important, a loving mother. Thanks very much for coming in. We hope you‘ll come back here in the Situation Room."

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Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 7h

They're gonna hit you with the "yOu KaN eDiT aNyThInG oN wiKiPeDiA!!!" Like they don't have moderation.

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 21h

It's pretty wild a large portion of the internet tried to fabricate a scandal surrounding Hasan using a shock collar in the same day that Asmongold was saying that ICE agents should shoot protesters with live ammunition

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Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 7h

I'm astounded you guys can't sue them for plagerism or something.

Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 8h

What part of "no ethical consumption" do you not understand?

Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 8h

Yeah, it was some slimy bad faith garbage.

Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 9h

Yes, normies includes Charlie Moist Critical, apparently 🫤

Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 12h

These people are SO BAD at this.

Too bad normies are too. 🙄

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10h

Wolf being absolutely destroyed in Jeopardy by Andy Richter

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Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 10h

Seeing your replies to this... specimen confirms muting them after I replied was the correct decision 🤣🤣🤣 ✌️❤️🖖

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Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 10h

Oh, they want the power take away our passports if they don't like our rhetoric, imprisoning us with them?!!!

Do it.

a man in a dark room with the words none of you seem to understand behind him

ALT: a man in a dark room with the words none of you seem to understand behind him

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Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 11h

NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 11h

Whether it’s Joe Biden attending weekly mass or Donald Trump’s ICE agents shooting a priest in the face with a pepper ball, presidents of both sides have directly engaged with the Catholic faith.

Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 11h

I wonder if you can share the land you take up in their heads. It's obviously a massive space they're giving you, because god damn.

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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 15h

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

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Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 11h

a man in a red shirt is making a funny face in front of a blackboard .

ALT: a man in a red shirt is making a funny face in front of a blackboard .

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Ezra Levin ❌👑 @ezralevin.bsky.social · 12h

The fact that this coming 9 days before the largest peaceful protest in modern American history is absolutely intentional. We will not back down. Trump and Miller can lie, smear, and threaten all they want. They will lose. No Kings, No Kings, No Kings. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

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Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 11h

Dumb fucking peasants.

Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 11h

Anyhoo, there are genocides in Palestine and Sudan, but, please, keep spreading lies about a streamer abusing his dog.

You're VERY GOOD PEOPLE 🙃

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Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 12h

You're truly the worst faith actors.

Tell Molestiny he failed yet again.

Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 12h

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Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 12h

Here's the video people are talking about, FROM ASMONGOLD'S reddit. Hasan pulls the dog by the tail, the dog was obviously unaffected, still happy, & not suffering from being pulled. Then, in an OBVIOUSLY unserious manner, said he'd "kill" the dog if they ran away.

www.reddit.com/r/Asmongold/...

From the Asmongold community on Reddit: Old clip of Hasan Piker telling a dog to "stay, or I'm gonna f**king kill you" and pulling it by the tail resurfaces

Explore this post and more from the Asmongold community

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Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social · 12h

These people are SO BAD at this.

Too bad normies are too. 🙄