you want to tune your girl so that she leaks a little bit at idle

she's you. you're her. 💖

Chicago rules.

no but sometimes if i sneeze really hard i get horny in the after-sneeze tinglies? related phenomenon

basedbasedbased

bonk bonk kid keeps me up at night

winning an argument against a conservative is so easy all you have to do is repeat everything they say back to them with a really bad arnold schwarzenegger impression and then add "also im gay" to the end of it

like, the hair thing, or...?

tru

WORKING CLASS UNITE!

heart racing at the thought

reminiscences: weezer played bumbershoot 2006 but i skipped it for zero 7 with jose gonzalez and sia. saw janelle monae in 2009 or so. she made a finger painting and threw it into the audience. had a friend who was a photographer for pretty girls make graves and got to meet them briefly in 2005.

single day tickets for bumbershoot 2002 were $12 in advance or $15 at the gate. 4-day passes for bumbershoot 2003 were $45. i went to that festival every year from 2002-2011 and usually saw 8-11 bands each day. eventually gave it up when it dropped to 3 days and broke $100. miss it like hell tho.

Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy

every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end

when it needs to do housework but adhd is doing its thing, it collars itself and immediately starts washing dishes 😍

MIGHT?

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

im pleased to announce that after 13 years of decision paralysis I've finally settled on names for my baby girls (tits) let's hear a warm welcome for Jocelyn (R) & Jillian (L) theyre growin up so fast 🥲