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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 49m

Explaining Elvis to my wife by "okay so you know Johnny Bravo?" and then she's like oohhhh that's the voice he has?

Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 50m

More power to you 🫡

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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 1h

Gonna use this the next time some nerd never once touched grass in their 20 years of life kid beats my ass in LoL

Like man I got shit to do, I decompress on this a few times a week maybe

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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 1h

So are they gonna fuckin pay for it? Somehow I think announcing you're destroying something purchased that you promised to ship might end in a lawsuit?

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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 3h

Damn, learning everyone morning shift is kinda narcs bruh, everyone just jealous on me liberating so many beers for free

Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 5h

Not to distract but I thought this dumb bitch was blonde?

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d

A new Noem video is being played at airports trashing Democrats.

Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 5h

Still kinda wild how only in America could we let a guy get big from "Baseball is numbers, and I'm good at it. Politics somehow is also exactly the same numbers, in this essay I will ..."

Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 7h

AI has lost the dunce vote. It’s over

Nate Silver
@NateSilver538 • 5h
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I'm just one person, and my programming needs are somewhat unusual (building various kinds of statistical forecasting models). But I'm just not seeing the consistent productivity gains from LLMs that I would have expected if you'd asked me 6 months ago.

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 7h

AI has lost the dunce vote. It’s over

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 13h

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 5h

Oh I thought these were the only lands for the set, that makes me feel a little better if there will still be basics too

But would have been cool to make a cycle with this art

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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 5h

Cool alt art of Fleem !

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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 5h

I think the art is mostly cool (a little too drippy that cheese) but mostly I just dont like them bc it means they scrapped actual basic lands AND could have used these to make a mana rock/food cycle or something cool!

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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 6h

Only civilians in Israel are gentiles not forced into service. (Or those in jail for protesting) Everyone else 18+ is military or ex-military and can be drafted when "necessary" 🫤

If you make everyone in a country a legitimate target for war, then you lose innocence on that

larry @larrrrrry.bsky.social · 1d

also I get it the Palestinian side has seen the disproportionate majority of the bloodshed and suffering at this point but if you didn't shed the same tears for innocent Israeli civilians I think you at best have an agenda and at worst are an unrepentant antisemite but that's a whole can o worms

Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 6h

When you rich as shit and upgrading the play by mail game with your buddies

Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 6h

Up to 60 electronic mail messages a month. Just $7.95. (Source.)

A two page ad. The title reads "Finally, a computer information service you can't outgrow. No matter how hard you try." The left page depicts a shirt ("Shop. But don't drop..."), a striped fish ("Dive deep into aquarium lore..."), a red sports car ("Price a new Mustang..."), a satellite ("Learn how to monitor military satellites..."), a zither ("Find out just what the heck a zither is."), and a globe that shows the Americas twice ("Talk to twice as many people about parallel universes"). The right page depicts G. Washington ("Learn a sensible way to get the dollars to start a new business"), a PC network ("Find out why your PC won't talk to your LAN..."), a Visa stamp ("Find out how in the world to apply for a visa."), a phone handset ("Get the current phone number of your old friend from high school..."), a scuba diver ("Discover a good place to dive..."), and a salad ("Copy down a truly delicious tofu recipe."). The bottom of both pages is dense ad copy.

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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 6h

Election is over man, can stop shitting on a retired president for being old and dying and maybe focus on the current one who is also dying and last gasping breaths at hiding his pedophilia will ruin our nation? 🤔

Forbes @forbes.com · 15h

Biden was diagnosed with an “aggressive form” of prostate cancer in May.

Biden Undergoing Radiation Therapy For Cancer

Biden was diagnosed with an “aggressive form” of prostate cancer in May.

www.forbes.com

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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 9h

Oh she’s a fake is she? Well I’ll have you know she convinced a bunch of rich Silicon Valley assholes to give her a ton of money. Does that sound like something a fake could do???

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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 10h

Are those chuds in DHS/ICE/CBP still getting paid? Can't really see how they demand the military support kidnappings and assaults on Americans and ALSO be doing it for free?

CNN @cnn.com · 19h

Top Republicans in Congress will take a massive gamble on shutdown politics in the coming days: GOP leaders will not step in to prevent missed paychecks to the military.

GOP leaders steadfast in shutdown stance despite rising pressure inside party | CNN Politics

Top Republicans in Congress will take a massive gamble on shutdown politics in the coming days: GOP leaders will not step in to prevent missed paychecks to the military.

www.cnn.com

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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 10h

Not sure how many are stationed mainland, but yea our neo-colonies in the Pacific provide a very large percentage-wise from their communities bc it is an economic opportunity

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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 10h

Yep, can always count on them to be focused on important things

Not focused on the Feds getting ready to point guns right at them tho 🫤

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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 11h

Thousands of steam games made specifically for jorking it but they want all to be "for them"

Also, that's just Erika Ishii, the voice actor, as the character model.

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