Scotty da Haole
@turbowifeguy.bsky.social
AppleTV is good but man their phones don't just suck dogshit, they are at the all you drink dogshit fountain with a boba straw right in it, slorking as hard as they can
December 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
AppleTV is good but man their phones don't just suck dogshit, they are at the all you drink dogshit fountain with a boba straw right in it, slorking as hard as they can
Forced to use a ipod at work and man how the fuck do people live like this? You can only see notifs and also for some reason camera but NOT settings???
You have to open up a fucking app every single time you want to like change the wifi or brightness or something? Insane cult everyone is in 😤
You have to open up a fucking app every single time you want to like change the wifi or brightness or something? Insane cult everyone is in 😤
December 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Forced to use a ipod at work and man how the fuck do people live like this? You can only see notifs and also for some reason camera but NOT settings???
You have to open up a fucking app every single time you want to like change the wifi or brightness or something? Insane cult everyone is in 😤
You have to open up a fucking app every single time you want to like change the wifi or brightness or something? Insane cult everyone is in 😤
Everytime I walk past the bakery of work I look at the cooling racks and just do that lip bite emoji at whatever cookies or shit is there
December 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Everytime I walk past the bakery of work I look at the cooling racks and just do that lip bite emoji at whatever cookies or shit is there
I don't think Bluesky has even been around long enough to be naming preschoolers after the main poster??? But okay
my sister (future teacher) is currently working with pre-schoolers and she's telling me some of the names she's got in class
HUGE news: she's got a Jerry
HUGE news: she's got a Jerry
December 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I don't think Bluesky has even been around long enough to be naming preschoolers after the main poster??? But okay
Whats important is that they're letting Mr James Bond do some fun ones now
Knives Out 3, and Benny Blac is having fun with it
Knives Out 3, and Benny Blac is having fun with it
December 14, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Whats important is that they're letting Mr James Bond do some fun ones now
Knives Out 3, and Benny Blac is having fun with it
Knives Out 3, and Benny Blac is having fun with it
How the fuck are we supposed to know the write Faberge in fucking Crylic?
December 14, 2025 at 8:31 AM
How the fuck are we supposed to know the write Faberge in fucking Crylic?
They gotta keep making these Knives Out yall, first asshole rich people, then stupid billionaires (directly at Musk) and now corrupt hateful pastors
December 14, 2025 at 6:50 AM
They gotta keep making these Knives Out yall, first asshole rich people, then stupid billionaires (directly at Musk) and now corrupt hateful pastors
If there's only one thing I've learned from Platonic its to kick those and push over the scooters
Shit you see in LA are these little courier robots just casually strolling on by.
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
If there's only one thing I've learned from Platonic its to kick those and push over the scooters
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John Cena should have announced that they got Bin Laden one more time, for old time’s sake
December 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
John Cena should have announced that they got Bin Laden one more time, for old time’s sake
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Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
"You let a mouse have a cookie" kinda lesson but it's about a fucking baseball stats guy and it's think he's smart about anything besides baseball stats
Should call him Nate Sliver of Sanity Left
Should call him Nate Sliver of Sanity Left
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
"You let a mouse have a cookie" kinda lesson but it's about a fucking baseball stats guy and it's think he's smart about anything besides baseball stats
Should call him Nate Sliver of Sanity Left
Should call him Nate Sliver of Sanity Left
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YouTube chefs love to be like don’t use that DISGUSTING store-bought chicken stock simply take two of your nearest chicken carcasses and a pound of fresh herbs and devote 2 entire days to making your own, it couldn’t be easier you LAZY ASSHOLE
December 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
YouTube chefs love to be like don’t use that DISGUSTING store-bought chicken stock simply take two of your nearest chicken carcasses and a pound of fresh herbs and devote 2 entire days to making your own, it couldn’t be easier you LAZY ASSHOLE
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Oh mead? Breaking out the good shit for the holidays I see
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Oh mead? Breaking out the good shit for the holidays I see
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Why is that comma there. Why is this so fucked up, who denotes money this way
December 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Why is that comma there. Why is this so fucked up, who denotes money this way
Also "he bets small ammounts" ... uhhh I think 80k is alot to the majority of the country.
Maybe not some tech nerd with a job like that but still man
Maybe not some tech nerd with a job like that but still man
online gambling is essentially legal and open money fixing and laundering at this point
December 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Also "he bets small ammounts" ... uhhh I think 80k is alot to the majority of the country.
Maybe not some tech nerd with a job like that but still man
Maybe not some tech nerd with a job like that but still man
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He proved it was possible to save money until life happened and ruined him. Except it didnt ruin him because he just ended the experiment. For anyone else, it would be ruining. Thats the thing rich people dont get.
December 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
He proved it was possible to save money until life happened and ruined him. Except it didnt ruin him because he just ended the experiment. For anyone else, it would be ruining. Thats the thing rich people dont get.
Work making us use some stupid ipods and I gotta say not having a back button within thumb reach is really annoying me
Opposable thumbs is like 80% of what sets us apart 🙄
Opposable thumbs is like 80% of what sets us apart 🙄
December 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Work making us use some stupid ipods and I gotta say not having a back button within thumb reach is really annoying me
Opposable thumbs is like 80% of what sets us apart 🙄
Opposable thumbs is like 80% of what sets us apart 🙄
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
Realized I will have to do karaoke with my in laws when I visit and like the only songs I know well are sad ones or sapphic pop, but not like the classics
December 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Realized I will have to do karaoke with my in laws when I visit and like the only songs I know well are sad ones or sapphic pop, but not like the classics
Sometimes I hate being literate bc how the fuck is chiffon and Siobahn both pronounced Shiv-awn?
Just aesthetically it hurts to look at
Just aesthetically it hurts to look at
December 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Sometimes I hate being literate bc how the fuck is chiffon and Siobahn both pronounced Shiv-awn?
Just aesthetically it hurts to look at
Just aesthetically it hurts to look at
Pretty sure if your dick gets hard that fast from simply being in an elevator with a woman you gotta chop it off so you don't sin. Maybe take off the balls too while your down there.
Absolute freaks. How loud are your thoughts that other people can hear them??? Get a fucking grip on yourself bruv
Absolute freaks. How loud are your thoughts that other people can hear them??? Get a fucking grip on yourself bruv
December 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Pretty sure if your dick gets hard that fast from simply being in an elevator with a woman you gotta chop it off so you don't sin. Maybe take off the balls too while your down there.
Absolute freaks. How loud are your thoughts that other people can hear them??? Get a fucking grip on yourself bruv
Absolute freaks. How loud are your thoughts that other people can hear them??? Get a fucking grip on yourself bruv
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You know things are dire when the 1954 cartoon that was bankrolled by the fucking CIA has more respect for the original source material...
December 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
You know things are dire when the 1954 cartoon that was bankrolled by the fucking CIA has more respect for the original source material...
Unclear what cowboy hats have to do with uhhh hockey? Also 1980? People care about some *Winter* Olympics 45 years ago?
December 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Unclear what cowboy hats have to do with uhhh hockey? Also 1980? People care about some *Winter* Olympics 45 years ago?