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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 48m

For now, they itching to escalate it to the boom sticks

Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 6h

The white supremacists state??? That's the craziest part about it to me

mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @madycast.com · 18h

Idaho being colonized by Qatar was not on my prediction list for 2025 tbh

Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 9h

Kinda fucked up use of the money paw to "Hope there's no more Bush presidency " 🫤

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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 9h

Sometimes a dude can only do so much field trip 😔

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10h

*reading a post that’s just a man’s name with no other context* ah this must be about baseball

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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 9h

Oh they're picking a fight with armed folks now? Now that's spicy! Drone striking the swamps is much harder than massacring women and children in hospitals and food lines

onion person @junlper.beer · 10h

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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 12h

Oh so adrenocrome does work??? Bc how else could that be true 🤨🤨🤨

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 19h

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 17h

What's even the point of pinging Google maps 40 times a second? Like what is going on here?

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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 17h

I wish him a very "effects of eating unpasteurized milk" 🙏

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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 17h

Imagine making your personality raw eggs? Like we get it, you're an incel who will never fertilize anything, but he doesn't need to be so loud about it 🙄

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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 17h

What's flavorful about losing a 5 card mana rock good artifact cycle and getting "lands" instead. Does this mean the set won't have actual locations as lands as well?

I imagine could have been 3 cost rocks, sac for 3 life and an effect in the color. That would have been cool

Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 22h

Our heroes in a half shell can't fight on an empty stomach! These flavorful full-art pizza basic lands will give you the fuel to cast some #MTGxTMNT spells.

This image depicts five full art lands.
From left to right:
Plains. This illustration shows a three fingered hand picking up a slice of pizza with banana slices arranged into the shape of a sun as toppings.

Island. This illustration shows a three fingered hand holding up a slice of pizza with sardines and an onion in the shape of a water drop as toppings.

Swamp. This illustration shows a furred hand with pointed claw-like nails grabbing a slice of pizza with a mushroom in the shape of a skull as a topping,

Mountain. This illustration shows a slice of pizza held on the blade of a sai, the peperoni on the pizza is in the shape of a fire ball.

Forest. This illustration shows a three fingered hand holding a slice of pizza in the palm of his hand, the veggie pizza has a prominent broccoli in the shape of a tree as a topping.

Along the bottom of the image reads: "Pizza Lands".

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Itzu the Tak @itzu.bsky.social · 22h

this might be the farthest I've ever seen MTG stretch the definition of "land".

in other news I'm declaring eminent domain over my next pizza

Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 22h

Our heroes in a half shell can't fight on an empty stomach! These flavorful full-art pizza basic lands will give you the fuel to cast some #MTGxTMNT spells.

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korohpu.bsky.social @korohpu.bsky.social · 21h

I tap my cheese land three more times to achieve a tap somersault

Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 22h

Our heroes in a half shell can't fight on an empty stomach! These flavorful full-art pizza basic lands will give you the fuel to cast some #MTGxTMNT spells.

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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 18h

Yea, he should double down and make the subway free too, and also cops that lose lawsuits for just beating down passengers for no reason have to pay with their own money

Who knew an idiot could have good suggestions

Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 23h

[Me, a poor, on the subway, glowering jealously at all those fat cat, fancy pants rich people on the public bus]

Andrew Cuomo tweet:

@ZohranKMamdani's "plan" provides no relief for working families who take the subway, and unnecessary benefits to wealthy New Yorkers who take the bus and can afford the fare.

I focus on working families, while @ZohranKMamdani the mansion boy focuses on helping the rich.

Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 18h

Nah deserves a mythic card w flash and etb taps down everyone, stays on the board to keep distracting (tapping more creatures)

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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 18h

Residents of Hawaii just be waiting for the all clear

James Franco as a cowboy being hanged (for not the first time)saying "First time?"

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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 18h

So I guess Slow Horses is books? But I think it would be fun if they have a half American guy who's really good at being a spy, except when he does Basterds level gaffes of like saying cookies instead of biscuits or something. Can be like a discount Tom Holland, with American/slightly off UK accent

Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 20h

Considering its like $6-8 a gal here yea thats a price alright

Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 20h

The incest pedophile guy??? I dont think "like a daughter" is a good phrase to use when talking about the incest pedophile guy

Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 21h

Caitlin Flanagan
@CaitlinPacific
I’ve missed hearing Woody Allen’s voice - I’d been so rattled this week and there he was, his full self.

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@bariweiss
⁩ is the perfect interviewer. She seemed almost like a daughter to him - in a way she is. We all are.

Order Life with Baum!

Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 1d

They be libbing out huh?

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Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 1d

Cutting the Blue Monster with Vodka and tonic to bitter it up a little 🥵

Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 1d

Pretty wild you can do 1.5B of defamation, like that's impressive actually

Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley.bsky.social · 1d

Alex Jones has asked the Supreme Court to immediately put his almost $1.5 billion defamation judgment on hold, citing the imminent threat of InfoWars being handed over to The Onion.

If there isn't a stay, "InfoWars will have been acquired by its ideological nemesis and destroyed," the filing says.

Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 1d

Yakub being the only black man they respect for canonically making the ontologically evil white race as an enemy of the world??? I mean I guess its admitting something

Scotty da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 1d

King shit right here 🫡

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