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turner lobey @turnerlobey.bsky.social · 2d

DO IT

turner lobey @turnerlobey.bsky.social · 3d

Wow! Way to show your whole ass. What’s next, you’ve read Althusser????

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turner lobey @turnerlobey.bsky.social · 3d

The Mariners are perhaps the Most American team. Amazing potential and power tempered by the unmatched ability to tempt fate. Good things are only possible once in a generation, the result of chance, random happenstance, and statistical inevitability. I love this team.

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Jeva Lange 🫎 @jeva.bsky.social · 3d

I want 2 die

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turner lobey @turnerlobey.bsky.social · 3d

Look at what my dude is cooking up. The thread is full of glimpses into it and its scope, and it’s sure to be a steal for the price tag.

matthew ellis @matthiasellis.com · 3d

Okay everyone, I'm stoked to announce my next @cinejourneys.bsky.social course on Weimar Cinema. It will be held on Zoom on Tuesday evenings 8-9:30 PM Eastern from Nov 11-Dec 9 (skipping Thxgiving week). Registration is $100, and you can sign up here: cinejourneys.com/weimar-cinem...

turner lobey @turnerlobey.bsky.social · 4d

It looks like it was made by the creators of Miracle Whip or store brand seltzers.

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turner lobey @turnerlobey.bsky.social · 4d

Talking during movies isn’t just rude, it’s the mark of a deranged sicko and a nation in decline. Disruptive theatergoers should be sent to live on an island with the people who yell at bands like they’re best friends and the people who refuse to use headphones in public.

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 8d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 6d

Sorry I couldn’t get a better version than this but it’s still so good

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Mythy the Kitty @mythiot.bsky.social · 10d

Nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted you as the soyjak doomscroller Bob and myself as the chad organizer Sensei Sergio.

Bob Ferguson from One Battle After Another

Sensei Sergio from One Battle After Another

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turner lobey @turnerlobey.bsky.social · 10d

Why the hell would you risk tempting fate like this

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Mikael Thalen @mikaelthalen.bsky.social · 13d

EXCLUSIVE: A cell-site simulator, commonly referred to as an IMSI-catcher or "Stingray," may have been used at the ICE facility in Portland.

Analysis of cellular signals in the area showed phones receiving abnormal spikes in requests for their unique identifiers. san.com/cc/exclusive...

Exclusive: Fake cellphone tower likely surveilled protesters at Portland ICE facility

Law enforcement officials may have deployed a secretive cellphone surveillance technology last weekend at Portland’s ICE facility.

san.com

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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 11d

ICE agents blocked an ambulance that was trying to take an injured protester to hospital.

"We are still not being allowed to leave by ICE officers.” an EMT said on radio

When driver tried to get out, an agent yelled, "DON’T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL SHOOT YOU"

www.wweek.com/news/2025/10...

Documents Allege a Federal Agent at Portland ICE Threatened to Shoot an Ambulance Driver

Feds delayed medics who had come to pick up an injured protester. Then, according to confidential incident reports, the agents became aggressive.

www.wweek.com

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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · Sep 3

Strixhaven Stadium: the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most

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turner lobey @turnerlobey.bsky.social · 14d

My dude!!!!! ❤️

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turner lobey @turnerlobey.bsky.social · 14d

!!!!

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turner lobey @turnerlobey.bsky.social · 14d

The streets of Portland speak the truth.

The only boots worth licking are worn by goth girls

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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 15d

always love these anecdotes where Pynchon’s New Yorker roots come through……

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turner lobey @turnerlobey.bsky.social · 15d

Holy shit, this sounds amazing. Congrats!

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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 15d

László Krasznahorkai wins the Nobel prize in literature 2025

The author was announced as winner at a ceremony in Stockholm • Nobel prize in literature 2025 live: László Krasznahorkai wins ‘for his compelling and visionary oeuvre’ The Nobel prize in literature for 2025 has been awarded to Hungarian author László Krasznahorkai, the Swedish Academy has announced. The Academy cited the 71-year-old’s “compelling and visionary oeuvre that, in the midst of apocalyptic terror, reaffirms the power of art”. Continue reading...

www.theguardian.com

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turner lobey @turnerlobey.bsky.social · 19d

I saw two guys in clown costumes struggling to fit all their stuff and themselves into a tiny old Volkswagen Beetle. Don’t listen to the media: We’re constantly defying stereotypes over here in Portland.

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Taylor Griggs @taylorgriggs.bsky.social · 20d

More importantly, it was highly irresponsible of the @nytimes.com to publish this article (which I know they’ve been working on for months) right now. It sends a message to an unaware public that the socialists in City Hall are somehow responsible for current national attacks on Portland.

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turner lobey @turnerlobey.bsky.social · 19d

Matte and newsprint are superior

Liam McGuire @liammcguire.bsky.social · 21d

Anyone have a particularly hot comic take?

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turner lobey @turnerlobey.bsky.social · 23d

I dunno, obedience isn’t really better than blind obedience so this is just an endless inward and outward fart session.

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 23d

Head of Oregon National Guard tells troops deployed to Portland: “I know this isn’t easy. Some people in Oregon won’t understand or won’t support this mission. Some might even be hostile about it.”

Full letter: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/oregon-nat...

Oregon National Guard Leader Laments Portland Deployment

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked letter from Guard leader levels with troops on unpopular mission

www.kenklippenstein.com

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AAUP @aaup.org · 24d

BREAKING: WE WON!!!
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Federal Judge William G. Young ruled today in our lawsuit against the Trump administration that the policy of arresting, detaining, & deporting noncitizen students & faculty members for their pro-Palestinian advocacy violates the 1st Amendment.

Full ruling here:

Findings of Fact & Conclusions of Law – #261 in American Association of University Professors v. Rubio (D. Mass., 1:25-cv-10685) – CourtListener.com

Judge William G. Young: ORDER entered. FINDINGS OF FACT AND RULINGS OF LAW, PURSUANT TO FED. R. CIV. P. 52(A)(Sonnenberg, Elizabeth) (Additional attachment(s) added on 9/30/2025: # 1 Main Document) (J...

www.courtlistener.com

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