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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN
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Right now I'm a freshman in my 4th year at UCLA but my goal is to become a veterinarian because I love children -Earth Girls Are Easy
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It's like evolution and crabs: given enough time, all countries will eventually produce Louisiana.
Oh thanks for reminding me that's exactly what I'm gonna watch on the plane
I'm offended that I don't see myself in this list
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people

if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
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Rude of stores to play Christmas music today, in the heart of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald Season
The head of cardiology thanking me for my hard work in a code doesn't mean shit why in the hell would I believe HAL's idiot cousin
Sure I won employee of the month twice and have received multiple accolades for patient satisfaction but that doesn't mean anything I'm still clearly incompetent they're just fooled into thinking I'm competent
I don't trust my boss telling me I'm doing a great job why the hell would I trust a random word vomit generator
Eddie Burback made me realize why all the ai tech bros are so confident right now, the AI is fucking grooming them.
ChatGPT made me delusional
YouTube video by Eddy Burback
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I worked nights for 6 months and basically didn't sleep that whole time and everyone who knew me will tell you I was FUCKED UP. The point I had to demand to go to days was when I was having the same symptoms as a stroke patient because I was so fucking tired
no one will ever convince me that the services - or at least the army - give a shit about fitness when we encourage sleep habits that are universally acknowledged as extremely detrimental to servicemembers, and, by extension, combat performance.
Crossfit is stupid and so is he but high standards for physical fitness are essential and Ds interested in national security should be very careful publicly rolling their eyes around the topic
I'm eating a large steak tonight because I realized that I actually have not been getting enough protein so ya know what the kangaroo from Agretsuko is right
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The name of this 1948 Dior gown is flamant rose which sounds much more romantic than its English translation which is flamingo pink. All of the fullness at the back, layered over a bustle style tournure pad adds energy to the movement of the skirt, in darker shades #MoMuAntwerp #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
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Coming through! Important ptarmigan stuff to do!
#birds 🌿
She doesn't need to see it she knows based on the changes in the wind
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"Employee of a quasi-governmental agency conducting an on-site inspection"

x.com/dailyportalz...
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"That black suit in your closet that you only wear to funerals"

x.com/dailyportalz...
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Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween
You don't really understand how much nutrition affects your brain until it's like 20 miles in and you hit the Wall and suddenly everything is the bleakest, darkest, most horrible thing it's possible to be.

Then you eat a king size Reese's and some gummy candy and suddenly everything is fine again.
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someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
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So many pigeons!

This is available as an art print
www.inprnt.com/gallery/kness/
or printed mug
kness.threadless.com/accessories/...
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To all 55,000 runners in the NYC Marathon today: