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I'm Liz (they/she)! 🏳️‍🌈 Baltimore's tallest non-binary gay mom. 💯 Neurodivergent leftist enthusiastic about: mixtapes, craft beer, poetry, and weird RPGs. 🗣️ BLM. ACAB. Trans rights. Free Palestine. 💌 twolemonades.com

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sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 1h

Like, he was so DECENT?

The whole documentary starts with Bill Murray being like, "John was too good. I sure hope y'all found someone to say something shitty about him but I don't know who would."

UGH.

Gonna watch The Great Outdoors with the kids soon.

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 1h

I guffawed.

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 3h

I am VERY EXHAUSTED by the incompetence of men today.

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sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 1d

One minute into the new John Candy documentary and already crying.

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sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 3d

Yesterday the 11yo said that the lesson she's learned in the process of starting middle school is that sometimes the best thing you can do for your self confidence is have a fresh start.

That bitch is so fucking wise beyond her years.

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 4d

It should be illegal for straight people to be allowed to plan Halloween parties.

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 4d

Answering my phone, "Pray, what news?"

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dr. eerie katherine @actualkatherine.bsky.social · 4d

Good morning Falltimore!!!

Bꪮꪮgeltechnꪮ (FSU 3-3) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 4d

everyone (midatlantic/northeast only) go outside :)

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sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 4d

I was just watching a compilation of BIG MAN INTERCEPTIONS and thinking to myself, "What can Football to do make this happen MORE?"

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sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 4d

Snaps to Heartstopper for giving my kid this gorgeous, nourishing example of a gentle, protective, and queer school age social order to aspire to.

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sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 4d

She also showed me a new playlist she's making called LISTEN TO THE DOLLS. I just love her.

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 4d

The 11yo has her first GSA meeting after school today and I'm such a proud gay mama.

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sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 4d

The 11yo has her first GSA meeting after school today and I'm such a proud gay mama.

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 4d

It's such a curse to be a lesbian in want of perverted books who does not want to buy a Kindle. I hate that Amazon is the most accessible platform for the kinky sapphic authors whose books I most want to read!

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sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 5d

Someone at Back Market is writing emails with a real Gob Bluth energy. Hope they're somewhere demanding to be taken seriously.

back market promotional email with the subject line: It's not an illusion, Liz. and a pretext that reads: Our app is magic.

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 5d

we are a homebrew kombucha household, too! kombucha is the diet coke of fermentation arts!

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 5d

THE HOODIE

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All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 5d

like the gender binary, coke zero fails by striving for the impossible and artificial: emulating coke classic without understanding the core limitation.

diet coke breaks its own trail. cool, crisp, slightly astringent. meets you where and who you are. diet coke: it's for the real ones

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sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 5d

king shit.

All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 5d

as a true ally, it's the main pop I drink. that's how much I respect my trans and nb beloveds

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 5d

Diet Coke is the Official Beverage of Those Beyond the Gender Binary

All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 5d

I know I'm among my people when it's me and three nonbinary posters shoutin about diet coke

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sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 5d

I GOT A GINGER LIME DIET COKE AT THE COKE FREESTYLE MACHINE IT WAS SO GOOD

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sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 5d

No one say shit to me about how I can only play Cats & Soup on a PC using an android emulator. I am aware. I am being funny.

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sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 5d

Power gamer status.

A cute cat with a hedgehog pal from the game Cats & Soup.

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sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 5d

Making my spouse build me a big beefy computer so I can play Cats & Soup like a professional gamer.

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sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 6d

Flighting my annual viewing of all of the Call the Midwife holiday specials to ensure I see all 13* before the end of December.

(the 2024 special is a two-parter, so there's actually 14 individual episodes)

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 6d

CALLING 911 ON THE CORN PHONE

THERE'S A CORN EMERGENCY

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