Stacy Crystals (Sixers 28-21)
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Stacy Crystals (Sixers 28-21)
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Baltimore --> Philadelphia
Florida State / Let’s Go O’s

America's #3152057841 law boi
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- a hunk of cheese
- fernet branca
- an 8 pack of costco tube socks
- prescription eyewear
- assorted oscar peterson vinyl
- a large cloud of crab seasoning
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- a green paisley-pattern cane
- a bottle of Vitassium capsules
- reusable water bottle (partly empty)
- one compression glove
- 3 DVDs from Beyond Video
- vertical computer mouse
Loot that drops after defeating me:

-3 half-used packs of sugar free bubblegum
-A tube of toxic watercolor
-A 9.5mm home release of Michael Strogoff
-A tweed blazer covered in Labrador fur (camouflage)
-1 Tea (3 gil)
February 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
it can pay for starting pitching, tho
cc david rubenstein (also in epstein files)
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 2:19 AM
mike elias always doing this hm
Mike Elias at the trade deadline
February 5, 2026 at 2:15 AM
when no sign pitching
February 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
no, i don't think i will : )
Birdland, please be normal about this. I'm begging you.
February 5, 2026 at 2:03 AM
ball knowers know not to trust the preseason polls
February 4, 2026 at 11:50 PM
i write an email with big, bold font
February 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
a lot of learning the practice of law is learning what *not* to do and this transcript is a real smorgasbord in that regard
If you want to read the transcript of the February 3 hearing where Julie Le had her "this job sucks" meltdown, now you can:

drive.google.com/file/d/1FnY2...
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 4, 2026 at 9:39 PM
stay in your own district, bozo
The pro-Hamas rally at Rittenhouse Square yesterday was a horrific display of antisemitism and hatred.

All Philadelphians must stand together to reject all forms of bigotry and any calls to violence in our community.
February 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
as a lifelong sixers fan (since 2023), i'm starting to think this josh harris guy (pedo) isn't on the up and up
The talented McCain lands on the reigning NBA champions. For the 76ers, the trade allows them to receive assets, clear space in the glut of guards and give them flexibility to bring Quentin Grimes back in free agency. It also allows them to convert two-way Dominick Barlow.
BREAKING: The Philadelphia 76ers are trading guard Jared McCain to the Oklahoma City Thunder for a 2026 Rockets first-round pick and three second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.
February 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
nooooooooooooooooooooooo
BREAKING: The Philadelphia 76ers are trading guard Jared McCain to the Oklahoma City Thunder for a 2026 Rockets first-round pick and three second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.
February 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
current boss keeps asking me to stay ah
notice for current job submitted; start new job soon; ahhhhhhhhhhh
February 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
helping to plan rugby alumni weekend (googling "tallahassee applebee's") 💆‍♂️
February 4, 2026 at 4:22 PM
reviewing an audit and the accompanying schedules are in comic sans mf what
February 3, 2026 at 10:21 PM
i think asking to be held in contempt in order to get a nap in demonstrates great character and fitness to practice law, actually; every other activity, however...
February 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
if it sucks, hit the bricks includes WORK THING
Apparently morale at DOJ is so low that line attorneys are asking to be held in contempt so they can get some sleep yikes
February 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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Please donate to help the staff of the late lamented Brewer's Art navigate their sudden and unexpected loss of income following the pub's abrupt shuttering yesterday
Donate to Support Mt. Vernon Brewery Staff Through Job Loss, organized by A M
On Monday, February 2nd 2026, The Brewer’s Art closed it’s doors indefinitely an… A M needs your support for Support Mt. Vernon Brewery Staff Through Job Loss
www.gofundme.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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summoning circle hope this works:

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framden
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January 22, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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can you even imagine the first cave person that had a cup of coffee? like a bunch of people just totally dragging and then one dude drinks this thing and totally goes off
February 3, 2026 at 12:43 PM
my brother got us both daniel faalele jerseys to wear to ravens games and/or watch events together ah jeez
February 3, 2026 at 12:57 AM
just called an ace hardware to ask if they had batteries hell yeah
all bars/restaurants should have landlines so i can call them and ask them if they're open : )

i don't want to search the internet or scroll through an instagram - I am 150 years old and my bones hurt.
February 2, 2026 at 7:58 PM
ravens hired anthony weaver at defensive coordinator?
February 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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baltimore geography is unknowable
February 2, 2026 at 7:01 PM
mount vernon stable & saloon pls come back
February 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
brewer's art in baltimore closed? come on, man
February 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM