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BOOgeltechno (FSU 3-2)

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BOOgeltechno (FSU 3-2) @bageltechno.bsky.social · Apr 22

THIS IS MY PHILADELPHIA BAGEL CHART (subject 2 revision upon any revisit because anyone can have an off day) THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. MY BAGEL CHART IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE. MY BAGEL CHART, WITHOUT ME, IS USELESS. WITHOUT

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Vendor Neighborhood Crust (1-5) Interior/Chew (1-5) Schmear/Topping (1-5) GRAND TOTAL

Knead Wash Square West 2 3 4 9
Kismet Reading Terminal Market 3 3 2 8
Market Bakery Reading Terminal Makert 3 3 3 9
Philly Style Bagels Old City 2 2 3 7
Eeva Olde Kensington
Kaplan's New Model Bakery Northern Liberties 2 3 2 7
Bart's Bagels West Powelton/South Philly 4 5 5 14
The Kettle Black Northern Liberties 4 4 5 13
K'Far Cafe Rittenhouse 4 2 5 11
Four Worlds Bakery Squirrel Hill
Philly Bagels Southwest Center City 2 2 2 6
The Bagel Place Queen Village
Essen Bakery Passyunk Square 4 5 5 14
Korshak Bagels East Passyunk Crossing CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED
New York Bagel Bakery Overbrook Park
Vanilya Bakery Passyunk Square 4 3 4 11
Schmear-It East Market 3 2 2 7
Talia's Olde Kensington 5 3 5 13
Bagels & Co. Northern Liberties 2 2 2
Slice & Schmear Passyunk 2 1 3

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BOOgeltechno (FSU 3-2) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 1h

PSA: TOGARASHI SMOKE SALMON ON THE BAGEL FUCKIN SLAP

BOOgeltechno (FSU 3-2) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 1h

would you like one lightly used and problematic john harbaugh?

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BOOgeltechno (FSU 3-2) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 1h

go birds

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BOOgeltechno (FSU 3-2) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 1h

sitting today out after experiencing whiplash from hearing someone say “zaatar” in hoagiemouth immediately followed by “croissant” in the french way - philadelphia contains multitudes

BOOgeltechno (FSU 3-2) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 1h

mike norvell’s first game and loss at FSU were against jeff sims in [checks notes] 2020

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BOOgeltechno (FSU 3-2) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 2h

hell yeah 💆‍♂️

BOOgeltechno (FSU 3-2) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 13h

the orioles 9/9/9 will be these AI scrumble plindos and a proprietary blend of natty boh and liquified crab dip during a bullpen game

BOOgeltechno (FSU 3-2) @bageltechno.bsky.social · Aug 11

come by the orioles exclusive club (requiring 40 game ticket package) for delicious Scrumble Plindos- just like your mom used to microwave!

shitty low res AI buns with something maybe poking out the back? The bun could also be a batter or baked item completely encasing a hot dog or some other mysterious surprise.

BOOgeltechno (FSU 3-2) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 13h

eagles wyd

BOOgeltechno (FSU 3-2) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 13h

eagles/phillies/cfb/cfb quad box is a nice quad box

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BOOgeltechno (FSU 3-2) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 15h

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 15h

What the world needs now

Is crunch, crunch wrap

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BOOgeltechno (FSU 3-2) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 15h

a crunchwrap could fix me tbh

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BOOgeltechno (FSU 3-2) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 15h

i run a cfb25/26 online dynasty and every 6-7 months or so i post a picture of a crunchwrap supreme in the designated "live mas" channel because it's important to remind the fellas that they're all examples of the "live mas mentality"

a beautiful image of the "Crunchwrap Supreme" from taco bell, which is a warm flour tortilla filled with seasoned beef, warm Nacho Cheese sauce, a crispy tostada shell, lettuce, diced tomatoes, and reduced-fat sour cream. The image shows a cross section of the crunchwrap supreme w/ all the good stuff inside. The top is the tortilla which has been folded and pressed down to brown/seal.

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BOOgeltechno (FSU 3-2) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 17h

drake's lawyer, i got a great way for you to break this order and opinion down for your client: they not libel us

Erik Uebelacker @uebey.bsky.social · 17h

NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.

More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social

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BOOgeltechno (FSU 3-2) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 23h

the temple in-game remembering some guys presentation is peak remembering some guys

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BOOgeltechno (FSU 3-2) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 23h

Falltimore! i love it

BOOgeltechno (FSU 3-2) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 1d

people forget that bluesky started as a notification system for amtrak northeast corridor passengers

BOOgeltechno (FSU 3-2) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 1d

beating all conservative catholics in my family over the head with this until they concede they are actually protestants who simply crave the formality, structure, and legitimacy catholic liturgical traditions provide