It's Liz!
@twolemonades.com
I'm Liz (they/she)!
🏳️🌈 Baltimore's tallest non-binary gay mom.
💯 Neurodivergent leftist enthusiastic about: mixtapes, craft beer, poetry, and weird RPGs.
🗣️ BLM. ACAB. Trans rights. Free Palestine.
💌 twolemonades.com
🏳️🌈 Baltimore's tallest non-binary gay mom.
💯 Neurodivergent leftist enthusiastic about: mixtapes, craft beer, poetry, and weird RPGs.
🗣️ BLM. ACAB. Trans rights. Free Palestine.
💌 twolemonades.com
The crew at Toki Underground is hosting a free lunch on Thanksgiving.
11am-1pm at 2731 Greenmount Ave in Baltimore.
11am-1pm at 2731 Greenmount Ave in Baltimore.
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The crew at Toki Underground is hosting a free lunch on Thanksgiving.
11am-1pm at 2731 Greenmount Ave in Baltimore.
11am-1pm at 2731 Greenmount Ave in Baltimore.
Haus Brink Thanksgiving Meal Prep Gantt Chart is officially activated and the cranberry sauce is cooling.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Haus Brink Thanksgiving Meal Prep Gantt Chart is officially activated and the cranberry sauce is cooling.
Reposted by It's Liz!
Coffee with soy milk? You mean my two bean soup?
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Coffee with soy milk? You mean my two bean soup?
Reposted by It's Liz!
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
I've cried so hard that the front of my hoodie is soaked through.
I'm so grateful that Andrea and Meg gave some of their precious, dwindling time on this earth together to the documentary process. What a profound gift to see Andrea just radiating delight in what could have been their darkest days.
I'm so grateful that Andrea and Meg gave some of their precious, dwindling time on this earth together to the documentary process. What a profound gift to see Andrea just radiating delight in what could have been their darkest days.
Well, it's time. I'm going to watch Come See Me in the Good Light.
Send tissues.
Send tissues.
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I've cried so hard that the front of my hoodie is soaked through.
I'm so grateful that Andrea and Meg gave some of their precious, dwindling time on this earth together to the documentary process. What a profound gift to see Andrea just radiating delight in what could have been their darkest days.
I'm so grateful that Andrea and Meg gave some of their precious, dwindling time on this earth together to the documentary process. What a profound gift to see Andrea just radiating delight in what could have been their darkest days.
Well, it's time. I'm going to watch Come See Me in the Good Light.
Send tissues.
Send tissues.
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Well, it's time. I'm going to watch Come See Me in the Good Light.
Send tissues.
Send tissues.
Motzi is the best of the best.
Their english muffins and sesame rye bread are staples in our house. They offer a rad membership to purchase six months of weekly bread at a time AND have a pay-what-you-can option for those of us who aren't flush with cash.
Their english muffins and sesame rye bread are staples in our house. They offer a rad membership to purchase six months of weekly bread at a time AND have a pay-what-you-can option for those of us who aren't flush with cash.
🇵🇸 New Apartheid-Free Baltimore Business 🇵🇸
Just in time for the holidays... Motzi Bread, a neighborhood bakery that uses local grains and freshly milled flour, has signed the Apartheid-Free Baltimore pledge!
AFB is a campaign led by GBDSA, DMV Palestinian Youth Movement, and
@jvp.bsky.social.
Just in time for the holidays... Motzi Bread, a neighborhood bakery that uses local grains and freshly milled flour, has signed the Apartheid-Free Baltimore pledge!
AFB is a campaign led by GBDSA, DMV Palestinian Youth Movement, and
@jvp.bsky.social.
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Motzi is the best of the best.
Their english muffins and sesame rye bread are staples in our house. They offer a rad membership to purchase six months of weekly bread at a time AND have a pay-what-you-can option for those of us who aren't flush with cash.
Their english muffins and sesame rye bread are staples in our house. They offer a rad membership to purchase six months of weekly bread at a time AND have a pay-what-you-can option for those of us who aren't flush with cash.
Hank: You're Ward Rackley?
Ward: It's one of my many monikers, yes. I'm also known as Madelgar of the North Woods, and in certain company, Austin Osman Starklarvatard.
Hank: How old are you? 30?! 40?!
Ward: Uhh, not even close. I am five thousand!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7JE...
Ward: It's one of my many monikers, yes. I'm also known as Madelgar of the North Woods, and in certain company, Austin Osman Starklarvatard.
Hank: How old are you? 30?! 40?!
Ward: Uhh, not even close. I am five thousand!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7JE...
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hank: You're Ward Rackley?
Ward: It's one of my many monikers, yes. I'm also known as Madelgar of the North Woods, and in certain company, Austin Osman Starklarvatard.
Hank: How old are you? 30?! 40?!
Ward: Uhh, not even close. I am five thousand!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7JE...
Ward: It's one of my many monikers, yes. I'm also known as Madelgar of the North Woods, and in certain company, Austin Osman Starklarvatard.
Hank: How old are you? 30?! 40?!
Ward: Uhh, not even close. I am five thousand!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7JE...
We've got a few days in Philly early next year. Where should we plan to eat?
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
We've got a few days in Philly early next year. Where should we plan to eat?
I often think that a prime time television show about Bernie would heal the hearts of most transphobes.
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I often think that a prime time television show about Bernie would heal the hearts of most transphobes.
Being from Mitchell, SD, I like to check in and see what the theme is for The World's Only Corn Palace each year.
It is with a glad heart that I report to you all that they've finally done it: this year's palace will feature a pre-9/11 NYC skyline complete with the erect Twin Towers IN CORN.
It is with a glad heart that I report to you all that they've finally done it: this year's palace will feature a pre-9/11 NYC skyline complete with the erect Twin Towers IN CORN.
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Being from Mitchell, SD, I like to check in and see what the theme is for The World's Only Corn Palace each year.
It is with a glad heart that I report to you all that they've finally done it: this year's palace will feature a pre-9/11 NYC skyline complete with the erect Twin Towers IN CORN.
It is with a glad heart that I report to you all that they've finally done it: this year's palace will feature a pre-9/11 NYC skyline complete with the erect Twin Towers IN CORN.
Buffalo Nichols playing Metro 👀👀👀👀👀
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Buffalo Nichols playing Metro 👀👀👀👀👀
Have I reminded all of you that Smitten Kitchen's turkey recipe is incredible? Easy, flavorful, and a little nontraditional. Highest marks.
smittenkitchen.com/2019/11/dry-...
smittenkitchen.com/2019/11/dry-...
dry-brined turkey with roasted onions
This is Smitten Kitchen’s first and only turkey recipe, because you’ll never need another: deeply burnished, perfectly cooked, delightfully-seasoned, and crisp-skinned on a bed of onion…
smittenkitchen.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Have I reminded all of you that Smitten Kitchen's turkey recipe is incredible? Easy, flavorful, and a little nontraditional. Highest marks.
smittenkitchen.com/2019/11/dry-...
smittenkitchen.com/2019/11/dry-...
Watching a Tennessee stream of the Seahawks/Titans game and the Republican smear ads about Aftyn Behn make her seem so fucking cool.
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Watching a Tennessee stream of the Seahawks/Titans game and the Republican smear ads about Aftyn Behn make her seem so fucking cool.
"Couldn't help but notice that you're eating some peanut butter toast. I happened to be a great fan of peanut butter toast."
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"Couldn't help but notice that you're eating some peanut butter toast. I happened to be a great fan of peanut butter toast."
Weird morning to be a Williams/McLaren household.
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Weird morning to be a Williams/McLaren household.
This morning, I learned that Karen O is married to a man called Barnaby, and I don't like anything about it.
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This morning, I learned that Karen O is married to a man called Barnaby, and I don't like anything about it.
The last 10 minutes of this week's Dragula Titans was DELICIOUS. I love mess!!!
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The last 10 minutes of this week's Dragula Titans was DELICIOUS. I love mess!!!
The 12yo is organizing a fundraiser to buy copies of the Heartstopper books for the whole GSA club. My gay mama heart is bursting.
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The 12yo is organizing a fundraiser to buy copies of the Heartstopper books for the whole GSA club. My gay mama heart is bursting.
"Mom, a lot of the people that you have introduced me to have come to Fortnite, like Lewis Hamilton and Tyler the Creator." -- the 15yo proving that I am not like other moms. I am, indeed, a very cool mom.
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
"Mom, a lot of the people that you have introduced me to have come to Fortnite, like Lewis Hamilton and Tyler the Creator." -- the 15yo proving that I am not like other moms. I am, indeed, a very cool mom.
THIS is architecture.
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
THIS is architecture.
we are, for the record, under contract.
i am accepting good vibes and other positive manifestations for an uneventful property inspection and appraisal.
i am accepting good vibes and other positive manifestations for an uneventful property inspection and appraisal.
so much of buying a house is making phone calls. horrible.
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
we are, for the record, under contract.
i am accepting good vibes and other positive manifestations for an uneventful property inspection and appraisal.
i am accepting good vibes and other positive manifestations for an uneventful property inspection and appraisal.
fuck atlas.
Atlas Restaurant Group to open members-only supper club in Fells Point
Atlas Restaurant Group to open members-only supper club in Fells Point
Atlas Restaurant Group announced the new Rosewater Supper Club, an exclusive social club that will open in Fells Point next year.
buff.ly
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
fuck atlas.
so much of buying a house is making phone calls. horrible.
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
so much of buying a house is making phone calls. horrible.