Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt
@ugarles.bsky.social
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SEE YOU TOMORROW
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Folks, Bluesky is having it's First Real Sports Moment
ugarles.bsky.social
"autotake" before a game-winning single is going to go into the pantheon of the worst in-game analysis
ugarles.bsky.social
I wasn't even supposed to be here today!
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none of the salmon want to win either!
ugarles.bsky.social
usually takes more than one game to learn that. your wife is a prodigy.
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This is the first baseball game my wife has ever seen and she now believes this is a sport about eternal punishment
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I had to watch him for years in the nl central and it is so frustrating
ugarles.bsky.social
so many shortstops catch that ball out front and swipe back but he sees it dipping right in front of the bag and puts his glove right there so the play doesn't slow down and it is not even close
ugarles.bsky.social
a great throw but baez is so fucking smooth
ugarles.bsky.social
masters is Sunday afternoon doesn't count
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you can get into our now the game has at least an hour left
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darth I am hearing they ran out of potatoes in the 11th
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VLADIMIR: Well? Shall we score a run?
ESTRAGON: Yes. Let's.

They do not score.
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Folks, Bluesky is having it's First Real Sports Moment
ugarles.bsky.social
four straight walks would be the funniest way for this game to end
ugarles.bsky.social
like lebron and the at&t lady
ugarles.bsky.social
When Colt Keith turns 30 he has to change his name to Horse.
ugarles.bsky.social
torkelson takes dubious strike two again and it is dubious strike three
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it is the 12th inning and you grounded into a double play against a pitcher wearing a retainer
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not sure why hinch challenged. hbp isn't a bad result really.
ugarles.bsky.social
jaxon dart gave out so many gifts
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this game is a toothpick factory